Military vets and active duty members, what’s some crazy shit you’ve seen during your tour? Do you regret it?

nytimes.com/2015/09/21/world/asia/us-soldiers-told-to-ignore-afghan-allies-abuse-of-boys.html

i got three square a day. looking back, ravaged by hunger pangs as i am lately, i miss it. today i ate dry crisp bread and a carrot. tomorrow i have to refill my water bottle at the public library. the security guard knows me by sight. i've all but forgotten what meat tastes like. send food.

Get a bow or fishing rod fren. Go catch you some honking good meat. You’re living the free life.

ill be sure to post this every time some nigger shills for LE BASED tradgirl mudshits

i was stationed in afghanistan for seven months in 2004 and again in 2006.
other than soldiers mutilating bodies and killing children, the worst thing i think i ever saw was a man keeping his dead wife and son in their home after terrorists had raped and killed them in the home.

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Talmuds and three year olds.
I think Amos got touched during his acting days.

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That boy and his family were probably starving and that's how he made money. You interfering could've doomed that family to starve to death.

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I thought they throw faggots from roof tops, not allowed them be that gay in public.

oreo mcflurry

A former Marine I knew in college said the locals in both South America and the Middle East would fuck goats and other cattle.

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The Taliban throws gays from rooftops. The Americans invaded Afghanistan to get rid of those people. Make of it what you will.

2 fish sandwiches and a coke homeskillet

Not a vet but worked with a shit ton of them. Really good buddy was 19K in Afghanistan.

He told me one time during patrol through a shit city this local took his wife to the roof of their shit 3 story house thing and I guess she did something she wasn't suppose to. Guy threw her off the roof and since it was only 3 stories didnt really mess her up that bad just her legs. Man came down and cut her head off with a sword.

My 19K friend said it was so fucked up that they couldnt intervene

had another buddy that is a decent bit older than me and this was awhile ago.

he did PMC work all around.

We were watching TV during shift one night and it was when ISIS first started to get national coverage. He has thousand yard stare for a min before he looks at me and says

>"I trained those fuckers in Sudan"

Watched a guy, I sorta knew, walk into the woods, thought he was taking a piss, in full battle rattle, and his M4 during range day. About a minute later, the entire range heard a shot in the woods between qualifications. Dude committed suicide by hiding a mag in his pocket. Was pretty fucked up to be honest.
Dunno why most of us went to "yeah he's takin a piss," when the porta-johns were right in the back with the bleachers.

Almost everyone here talking about combat is lying
almost all military rates are noncombat
don't believe their larping
t. former navy nuke who sat in the middle of the ocean for months at a time

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Nothing much, I never went abroad. But I was stationed at Trenton when Russell Williams was in charge (the Colonel who snuck into women's homes and tried on their panties then killed two of the women.) He seemed normal, but I couldn't help wondering if he was wearing a thong underneath his uniform every time I saw him.

Stop posting this fucking faggot.

Saw two young teen girls get blow apart by a minigun burst. They were probably 13 or 14. Parts of their body were everywhere. Still fucks with me to this day.

I know the the ME condones and promotes underage homoeanal sex. I want them to stop. What has been done to them is wrong. I understand life. I just want these things that undermine hifher civilization to cease being normal practice. Am I a bad person for these beliefs?

I was in the US navy in Japan. We were on a nuclear vessel. We had this jaded nuclear operator jack off and cum on reactor plant isolation valves. These valves were expensive as hell, and any signs of leakage is a huge deal. People would always brag about cumming in the reactor compartment as a right of passage. Anyways, our RMA (reactor mechanical assistant o-4) got word of dried coolant on a valve component. So we spent millions and thousands of man hours performing controlled evolutions cycling these valves for weeks. Hundreds of hours planning, and giant watchbill coverage just because a disgruntled nuke operator came on valves.

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Higher*

saw a stripper in the phillipines take a coke bottle full of water and stick it up her pussy she did a handstand and the bottle drained into her puss then she stood up and danced around a while then squatted down and pissed dark liquid into the bottle then she danced around with it and asked if anyone wanted a sip (found out later that hepatitis makes piss go dark like cocacola) no fucks given normal day in th pi

fucking ape mechanics, bro
ET master rate

We had the same thing happen in Thailand. Ive seen these women pop balloon with darts out of their pussies from across the room.

It’s not,
I did convoys, and the local national fuel truck drivers usually had young boys not even old enough to grow peach fuzz, at first i thought that was a family member or a child worker.
I realized the truth when i heard them fucking the shit out of the kids when we were stopped at night on fire watch

ET’s are fags. I performed reactor start up for watch sup quals, studied the night before. Try running reactor auxiliary rooms. Mechanics run the show. ET’s sit and sip Red Bull’s while PPWO tell them what to do.

>Afghanistan
>2007
>sasr recon
>would drive into remote villages to make contact with elders or give taliban money to fuck off
>some but not all of the village elders respond well to us, only sometimes offerd tea
>most of the fighting aged males show contempt
>this goes on for months
>one day in a compound raid we find a swastika flag
>decide to mount it on our jeep for a laugh
>continue making contact with villages a week later
>the locals laugh, fighting aged males think we are a whole lot less evil
>relationships with the locals reach an all time peak
>we get shot at less which was nice
>less fighting age villagers join the taliban, also nice
>10/10 pysop
>2018
>11 years a photo emerges with our jeep and said flag
>some middle aged lady at a desk demands that my squad face legal charges for hate speech
>mfw

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Canada has a military. We occasionally get paraded around. From time to time they allow us to do a peacekeeping mission.

A few years ago I was deployed to Haiti, disaster relief. The disaster was, of course, long over, but for some reason the country just wasn't able to bounce back.

It was hot and humid. There was no A/C, the food was shit and we were constantly inundated with people begging for everything. I had a reaction to the malaria pills we were initially issued so I spent most of my time in our base camp near the infirmary. It was not so much the sickness that got to me (which i could relate to), as the behavior of the locals.

They would bring their kids in for medical treatment - fair enough. Malnutrition and malaria were the most common issues. But they were not grateful - one of my duties was to be a "visible" deterrent to theft. Not only would the mothers of these sick kids steal anything that wasn't nailed down or directly watched from the infirmary, they would steal from other Haitian and sick servicemen without hesitation if the opportunity presented its self. I would see the same "mothers" day after day, sometimes with the same kid, sometimes with completely new ones. They learned which illness would get them admitted most and somehow always had a kid suffering from it.

We would also distribute tubes of plumpynut(peanut butter in tooth paste tubes) as a foodstuff. It wasn't bad, but I wouldn't want to live off the stuff. Every time we were doing a handout, it seemed like 400 starving kids would appear in virtually empty streets. I would watch while we handed it out to children, who would then immediately run to somewhat distant adult, give them the Pnut, then run back to beg for more. I found out afterwards that the "adults" were just gang members intimidating kids into rounding up the Pnut for them to sell.

It's a fact that ETs qualify EWS much faster than mechanics or electricians
It's also why we get the biggest reenlistment bonus
>mechanics will never have a commander breathing down their neck during their first watch

I wish another earthquake would strike Haiti

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Probably not what you're looking for, but I work in the medical field but deployed to a cushy location as force protection. Basically, local Nationals would come onto base and would work, so we would escort them to make sure they don't blow anything up.

The crew I was a part of cleaned the bathrooms, so I saw my fair share of shit stomped drains, cum covered shower curtains, paper towel rolls stuffed in toilets, etc. Probably the worst thing I saw was in a female stall. There was a shit the size of two water bottles stuck out of the water of the toilet, so it had to be nudged into the water to flush. She also apparently wiped her ass and tied the muddy toilet paper on the stall door's hook.

Also just to humor you, the amount of malingering faggots collecting paychecks at the VA makes me ashamed to be in the place whenever I’m due for a visit.

Did a couple of groups where there were 10 or so vets most older and somehow i would be the only combat vet yet they are all collecting money for PTSD, some even 70% or 100% never been in combat.
How does that work?
Those moochers are going to ruin the VA for the actual people who need it.

I was Air Force comms (3D1X2 so we basically tried to keep broken shitty government networks up and running.) so not your usual vet story, but I was stationed at McChord near Seattle and since Seattle has such a high homeless population we’d often see them if we weren’t on duty and off base. Seattle also had a crime problem because of the homeless but I never really gave it much thought until one of the homeless guys smoked some meth and thought it would be a great idea to break into McChord. I was walking to the dorms from my duty station and all of a sudden I see two wide eyed scraggly bearded meth addicts with spoiled white underwear running at full speed, letting out a stream of inhuman babble, and then two security force humvees flew around the corner doing at least 60 mph. Since the Air Force doesn’t really issue personal weapons on airbases I had nothing to defend myself or help the security force guys, so I just got out of the way and watched. The first security force humvee drifted in front of the meth addicts and five mean looking guys jumped out and started chasing them. They put the base on alert and after that and I went to the DFAC which was the closest location I could hide in and ate my dinner. They finally caught the dudes and shipped them presumably to the Seattle police department, which probably put them back on the streets a few weeks later.

naw, it's very common in Afghanistan and Pakistan, it's called bacha bazi and a lot of US military just end up shooting them or get shot themselves trying to stop it.
Very enriching culture

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I have a weird collection of stories from the Air Force if anyone wants them

ET watch sups are a joke, and I always carried them during a reactor start up. They give the general order to start up the reactor room, and we handle the rest. They wouldn’t know how to or would be able to give proper direction if their life depended on it. They qualify watch sup faster because they sit in air conditioned spaces and just study, and always have time to practice theory that nukes love to circle jerk on. Stuff on CTE’s and on training always revolved around theory, which was always around the life of an ET and EM. When a MM is ready to learn the fancy side, he’s basically transferring from being a true craftsman and mechanical operator to a fancy pants schlomo circle jerking fool, speaking key words and tricky phrases.

I work data centers now, and am a master chiller operator and mechanic. I cant seem to break the barrier to Chief engineer or regional manager because fag EM’s perform wizardry with their fancy talk on generator theory, and talking PF, and transformer theory.

EMs and ETs are not true electricians, and most don’t even know how to pull cable or rack out a breaker, but they try to belittle mechanics because we cant spout the A school tricky fancy phrases about transformers.

I fucking hate you faggots with a passion. You are wizards with fancy words and barely possess any skills. You are terrified of real tradesmen like mechanics.

You flew a flag of the joker on a jeep?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

High priest of hykros, fire from the sea

The worst is fucking women
so many would purposefully get pregnant to avoid deployment
we had several that cried during quals and refused to stand watch because MUH EMOTIONS, yet they weren't kicked out of the nuke program where a man would have

even cranking women would refuse to do something as simple as lifting tables in the galley because "it's too hard"

Go ahead Chair Force user.

2 Mcchickens, large fries and medium drink please

Knowing that, and if it were up to me, I still would have shot that old man.

>most don’t even know how to pull cable or rack out a breaker,
kek, literally the first story they tell you in nuke school is how a MM watch soup tried racking out a breaker, reached all the way around, completed the circuit and killed himself

i joined the Navy undesignated got sent to deck department on an amphib ship niggerest place on the boat all we did was drink and fight each other, i was one of the few white guys so they set me to rigging cranes and being a signalman for them, I struck out to supply they knew i could bust heads because prior work so i was basically security so niggers wouldnt steal stuff pretty cush job

Fucking kek. I’m 2nd class on a merchy. My chief is one of those fags you speak of. He breaks everything he touches.

No user. Not wanting kids to be ass fucked doesn't make you a bad person.

who's minigun, what was the situation?

yeah can i get a number one with with bacon and a oreo mcflurry

I had a cool flip buddy in supply. I was on a carrier and got the hook up with chew and energy drinks. Good times.

I got accepted to Cal maritime Vallejo and was about to do the naval officer reserve thing and get my coast guard license. I pulled out and doing mechanical engineering at a really good state university, top 3 in the country. I still miss the sea.

This is why the British would have hanged the man, shot anyone who protested with square bullets, and forced the women and children to attend Christian schools until such Islamic barbarism was purged from the region.

If we don't leave them to their own bronze age ways we at least should pull them kicking and screaming out of the 8th century.

The Filipino mafia really does run the show

Constant rape of young boys in Iraq.
Not allowed to do shit about it either.
usually just called them faggots in broken shitskinese.

Just kill them all

Hereyago

I was stationed at Elgin Air Force Base for a while and we had the pleasure of our wonderful United States Marine Corps joining us for a training exercise. Seeing a marine on an airbase is an interesting phenomenon because the Air Force spends sweet sweet DOJ money on things we don’t really need, so their eyes light up in wonder like a kid on Christmas. Anyway, since grunts are so used to being mistreated I think it turns off the thinking parts of their brains, because a couple of the grunts must have ran out of toilet paper in the latrine so they started using wet wipes. They flushed so so many wet wipes that it clogged somewhere along the line, and we only found out after shit started bubbling up from the drains that something was wrong. The marine corps basically did a reverse waffle stomp and it took a week and a few briefings to fix.

pinoys are good people you do good by them they treat you like family they are everywhere in navsup

Eglin*

Give me the till and nobody gets hurt

I may be exposing too much, but w/e. Grandparents on my mom side immigrated to Mexico during the Franco era, and only race mixed with other white Mexicans in Mexico. My Spanish last name is the same as a very famous flip Spanish rape baby name in the Philippines. Anyways, they always talked to me in their dog language and thought I was one of them.

I accurately predicted clown world when I was in, predicted a lot of other things too. Guess that's why that one OSI agent that interrogated me went insane. I know no one on here is going to believe me.

It’s a decent job/pay if you don’t mind companies being cheap as fuck for spare parts, maintenance and expecting you to keep their old ship going. Spent all day repairing an ancient MG set. Shore tech didn’t even know what it was. Had never seen one ffs

I was at Eglin for training in 2014. The DFAC is out of this world.

Minigun? Larp detected

>not learning the fancy words and shit testing other applicants and the interviewer with hypotheticals and anecdotes of guys just like who he's had a pallet of fast talking interviewees completely shitting the bed when actually put on the job.

I get the feeling going out and witnessing how the rest of the (non Western) world does things should make someone come home and thank their lucky stars they were born and raised in the West.

Heard some thought it's a pre-islamic indo-aryan tradition. Islam has a pretty strong homosexual pedastery tradition though. Turn of the century Morocco was more conciliatory to homosexuality than turn of the century France. Amirs would arrange faggot rendezvous in the middle of a meeting, you'd have trojan-war style feuds between berber hill-warlords over pretty boys. Mahmud of Ghazni in 900s or so Afghanistan was an idol-smasher who also wrote love poetry to his favorite beardless slave-twink.

Taliban tried to repress the tradition but it was one of those things so baked into the culture you couldn't get rid of it. I'd say probably pashtun culture, rather than Tajik or Hazara or Uzbek.

tek meds

Is could rebuilt and cut a new seat on a 1/2 inch steam valve blind folded. They called me ‘The Mexican MacGyver”, I was able to make a test rig, find usable and substitutable parts for components on the ship in the middle of the ocean. The good ol days.

its not gay if its pedophilia

I’m on an iPad, autocorrect is getting the best of me.

some black hawks have miniguns friend
....
I didn't serve in Afghanistan though.
I was....elsewhere.

Yeah, probably one of the best in the AF. There’s some real shit ones though, some bases just lose funding and never get it back. Try not to get stationed at Sheppard AFB, it’s pretty run down and smells like a sewage treatment plant.

You were in Afgoneistan?

Well that’s not me. Usually EM’s and ET’s have zero relatable experience, they just learn quick and have the ability to hold a great facade that they actually know what they are doing.

supply/ presonnell side for sure not so much in ops weps eng nav side

They're not that bad, at least the ones I've interacted with when I was in

For some reason fucking children isn't gay to Islam.

Nam vet here.
Every night we would have a Mad Minute where we would shoot into the woods trying to kill VC sneakers.

Most beautiful thing I've seen besides my kids being born was napalm being dropped on a wave of gooks who were dug in.

Was on one of the first missions that used NVG's. As they were going over how to use them the instructor says if you are about to be captured make sure you destroy your googles. Guy next to me laughes and says " If we get into it out there these things are the only way we are getting out" Later in the mission we were laying in a field while a VC squad walked all around us. Even stepped on me.

I agree, I was a bit harsh. For every great 9 I meet, there is 1 that is a treacherous back stabbed and manipulator. They usually hit every wicket: insecure, cunningly deceitful, and manipulative.

A tonton macoute screaming "aids blood aids blood" while falling down after running at a floating checkpoint. And my man saying "this is so fucking stupid let's walk to Dominica".

Eternal love for Macaroni Makanani.

most et's i met acted like they knew what the problem was then ran up to the shop to look it up a blessed few could figure out why salt, snap etc was fucking up on the spot

cole is that you?

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also for the lulz

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Surprising but neat that your lurking here, unironicaly thank you for killing communists.

Conversely learn to mimic and out bullshit the shithead on paper, then actually be based and competent in practice.

Pragmatism.

nah, I was on the Truman
still better than nig nog AOs who move around like a plague

Large chocolate shake- spit in it, and call me a scumbag.

I agree. I learned all the theory these wizards like to spout. THEN when I aced their KVA theory and delta wye transformer theory, they got me on generator brush ring theory. They always pull some shit out and make you feel inferior, when “electricians” from the boat essentially can only check dead electrical equipment, remove windings on a motor so a mechanic can rig it out, perform inspections on switch gears, and manually transfer electrical loads. They have no business managing anything mechanical.

one water please

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