What would America be like under President Ernest?

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He could never run he’d be scared stupid

pure kino

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VP Vern would be wielding power from behind the camera. Ernest is just a face man, knowwutimean?

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EWWWWWW knowwhatimean?

humble, honest, if not a bit stupid and silly
lots would die needlessly

We would be deep underground. Guy's been dead for years.

Isn't Jim Varney dead?

This would be the first lady.

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Lol
He could never run he’d go to jail.

He'd go to jail.

Online trolls would be countered by precious mother's miak.

He isn't dead in our hearts, unlike Jesus he actually existed.

Fresh from Bulgaria.

Yeah, but Felix Nash would take his place, lol.

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Free of trolls and full of Santa

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eyy vern did u know about this thang called 4 chan. Yeah I kept up on all the current memes and meme culture. Yeah, I accept the personal goal, to be the one, to lead this life into the final perception. Need I say more.

couple mil dead Iraqis and a ton of debt?
why?

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Vern was the fucking man. Digits for Verne

Better than it would have been under Hillary.

Jim's character might have been equally stupid as Bush acted but he wasn't narcissistic or psychopathic and thus would have had an accident or been assassinated.

YO LITTLE EARNY!

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Jow Forums and /tv/ are pretty much interchangeable at this point.

Exactly like it was under G.W.

most important thread of the year. bump