Hey guys i need someone to tell me how to successfully let my husband fuck me in the ass

>weak tiny woman

nigga what. Go back to /nupol/ faggot. Take that women belong in the kitchen and working the sewing machine bullshit with you.

yikes, my sympathies. Sounds like the kind of couple that got married right after high school

>Take that women belong in the kitchen and working the sewing machine bullshit with you.

Bruh I didn't say anything about that, just that women are inherently physically smaller and weaker than men. There's no ultimate power or domination in dominating something that is smaller and weaker than you. That's just your small dick thinking it's more powerful and bigger than it actually is.

Fucking another man in the ass, or at least a woman who is stronger and bigger than you - now that's an accomplishment.

Not sure why your eyes read "dominate" and sent "rape" to your fucking head for processing but that's what happened. I didn't say anything about rape or violating anybody's rights or physically abusing anyone.

You are great user.

>Not sure why your eyes read "dominate" and sent "rape" to your fucking head

I didn't say anything about rape, and I didn't say anything about women in the kitchen in my last post, you're really just awful at talking to people aren't you? It's like you're having a discussion with yourself but you want me to somehow be a part of it.

Did you talk about "accomplishments" or is that a figment of my imagination also?. Do you seriously have sexual encounters to feel like you "accomplished" something?.

No that's what assfuckers tell themselves, remember?

>Fucking in the ass is about domination and having the ultimate power

lmao what a joke, get shit on your dick and now you're Super Saiyan Goku

thats stupid being my husband means exploring and trying different things with me

that's the issue i always tense up or get scared it will hurt

>Do you seriously have sexual encounters to feel like you "accomplished" something?.

but also, generally speaking, yes. I get to accomplish a big sweaty orgasm, and that's always nice. I'm not gonna pretend that it's THE ULTIMATE POWER BRO like assfags though

>that's the issue i always tense up or get scared it will hurt
so don't do it then what's the issue

if my wife was like "hey do you wanna try having things shoved up your ass?" I'd be like "haha no I'm not doing that thanks" and that'd be the end of it.

hot dog. I forgot fucking Jow Forums was full of virgin orbiting beta fucks. No wonder you pacifist fucks have no idea about what I'm talking about.

>get sense of accomplishment from an orgasm

you fucking need counseling freak. I wonder how proud of yourself you are every morning when you clock out for work. Probably feel like like you just got back from the war or some shit.

>No wonder you pacifist fucks have no idea about what I'm talking about.
The stage is all yours buddy, enlighten us. Tell us about how getting shit on your dick is the ultimate power. What does pacifism have to do with anything as well?

>you fucking need counseling freak. I wonder how proud of yourself you are every morning when you clock out for work. Probably feel like like you just got back from the war or some shit.
Relax, not all accomplishments are the same and I never said they were.

Boy, you are just in such a mood today, you know that?

youre a fucking hater do you even have a wife

also you guys are really arguing over this

>Relax, not all accomplishments are the same and I never said they were.

hmmm. So you understand that there are levels of accomplishments but don't understand there are levels of power and domination?.

>youre a fucking hater
?

Listen you're the one who's telling us all about how you DON'T want to have ass sex. Otherwise this thread wouldn't exist.

>in b4 "I actually do want to have ass sex"

Nah, you don't.
>successfully let my husband fuck me in the ass
Extremely poor choice of words.
>that's the issue i always tense up or get scared it will hurt
Again, not the words or actions of someone who is willing and able.

>there are levels of power and domination?.

>levels

You called it the ultimate power.

U L T I M A T E power

I imagine that then another form of power and domination beating your retarded cousin at mario kart when his controller is unplugged must be like, I don't know, THE ULTIMATE POWER TIMES A MILLION

Go back to your containment board incels

Gee I wanna shove things up my ass but it is exit only.
Owie, it hurts.
How do I ignore clear sensory responses my body is sending so that I can continue to degrade my body in pursuit of hedonistic pleasure.

Also no bully. Anyone that isn't comfortable putting objects up their butts and getting them covered in shit isn't an adult.

:)

ultimate power withing the realm of consensual sex...goddamn I hate being reminded I have to point this shit out to people. Not talking about beating women or punching them in the face and threatening them with death, or kicking scared dogs and cats into a corner of a closed off room while they whimper with terror.

>ultimate power withing the realm of consensual sex
what is this even supposed to mean? There's no power or domination if there's consent.

Oh good, another "expert". Please fuck off until you've been married and had sex.

your conception was a poor choice for ya mama

I guess you need to go tell that to the fifty million people that do this shit.

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okay so you're not even trying to pretend to not be a bait thread/troll. good for you.

It's humiliation that they're after.

so they're not looking for domination. Is that what you're implying? We were just talking about domination. Don't drop the word now. You were on it for a while.

I'm really glad you, as someone that has never partaken in any sort of sexual kink, know exactly what people get out of theirs.

It's an illusion of power. They pay someone and consent to them doing whatever, and still have code words for when things aren't to their taste.

thanks dad

I'm happy I could explain that someone having their own personal sexual gratifications fulfilled wasn't actually a form of actual domination and control of power by the other party involved.

Take it as a trust exercise, if he loves ir Is emphatic you he'll try his best to not hurt you, knowing that you'll know that he'll stop at the first sign of pain and he'll take it slower
Enjoy it!! If u r not doing it stop

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Why is it that when a girl posts something dumb on the internet, and then someone says it's dumb, the girl always replaying with an even dumber sentence ending in "so"?

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You are all faggots. Girls like it in their ass. It's the only way they can calm down

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>lots of lube
Should only need a little Once all in, regular movement should attract/ move natural moisture from inside. Unless her poop doesn't like to slide out either

>start by licking and sucking on your asshole, then putting a finger in there the first night. Reach as far in a possible. Do that for a week. Then move to dick after a week. Your asshole should be a little better at taking it.

Don't need to lick unless you want, spit is great, finger ior similar is a must , esp 1st ...dozen... times. my girl 'never knew it was a real thing'...says. I spit on fingers put 1 in while V-sex, more spit.... patient... then lifter both legs way up , saying I'll be gentle, slowly... eased it in couple inches. "It'll be ok" pulled back, pushed more, and so on... yes she orgasmed, not 'It didn't really hurt at all, just...' many times she asks for it, even exclusively sometimes.
Patience, slow, stop and wait, or even pull back, wait, ... Good!

unironically, have sex. This post reeks of inexperienced fag

pic is actually accurate though
flat as a board with a pretty smile >>>> gap-toothed shaniqua with t&a

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>flat as a board with a pretty smile >>>> gap-toothed shaniqua with t&a
That's the gayest thing anyone has said in this thread yet

>preferring aesthetically-pleasing women is gay, goyim!

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