Case closed racists

There was a guy on the news saying they just updated everything. This is a massive lie.

Funny.

This must be the electric slide thread.

Can someone pull more info to prove 700 year old oak wood cant burn at the rate at withc Notre Dame roof burned.

It's a joke friend. There was no electricity in 1100.

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Can't trust those 12th century computers! At least we know the Muslims aren't racist now. That's a relief. They were probably laughing over something else all over social media like a funny arabic meme.

>This must be the electric slide thread.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

>12th century electrical system

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Damn, I hate my European 12th Century electrical circuits, so frustrating trying to understand 12th century electrical theory

12th century pcs are known to short out

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Man the supercomputers in Africa really know how to build roads and get gravel in a split second, and then those fucking 12th century computers in Europe burn shit down?

Man what are the odds

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>hundread millions of € in renovation
>still 12th century elctrical system

Did the electricity existed in 1200?

Aliens gave Wakanda electricity in 1054 AD...
Aliens friend....

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No

That's the joke

When deVinci discovered electricity, the Pope, in retaliation, shocked Leonardo's balls to exercise Satan out of him.

It was in atound 1800 it was discovered and it'd be almost 1900 when cientists were able to make practical use of it.
OP's image is either a shitpost or someone thinks the masses are really that gullible.

William Wallace was known for his hatred of cordless razors.

Electricians, yes

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>Did the electricity existed in 1200?
>twelfth century
>twelfth

Nothing to see here, it's not like a video of someone caught initiating the fire is out there or anything like that

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12th century electrical systems are amongst the safest in the world. This is obviously a jewish plot to make us accept inferior modern electrical systems.

G-d, I am SO sleepy right now

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So they were hiding alien technology

Yes, electricity has been a thing since minute three of the universe's existence.

>Twelp

Electricity exists since forever, dumbass.

kek good one user.

Makes sense.

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>12th century electric system
>implying that shit existed in the year 1000-1100~
As an Electrician this pisses me off, this better be fake.

>12th century electrical system

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user...

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...

>I'm so stupid and petty I cannot understand they mean when did we discover and harness electricity
1879 was the year of electric wire.

The wiring in the cathedral was done 679 years before that, and electricians back then had less safety standards than they do now. Also without light bulbs they were simply running electrical cables to heat the building which was very dangerous when mixed with mostly wooden structures.

>12th c electticical
>invented in 1800s
cant be true, but lets go ahead. in 2010 the entire electrical system was redone, and a double fire safety system was installed along with the state of the art electrical system. theres no way this wasn't arson.

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> Macron elected May 17th 2017.
> Add a highly Masonic 1 year, 11 months and 1 day (also 100 weeks and 1 day) and you get to:
> April 15th 2019 Notre Dame fire.

They upgraded that though. Total fake news

You say that, but there are people that would actually think this. People are that fucking stupid these days, I can'y dismiss anything stupid people do anymore because its become so probable these days.

already saw this lame joke

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missed the "12th century", kek

* May 14th, typo

Well, it was just new at the time. No wonder it had some glitches. The real scandal is that they didn't update it during the rennaissance when they had the technology to do so.

They used Baghdad batteries

I knew Edison and Tesla were charlatans

google.com/amp/s/www.theonion.com/investigators-trace-cause-of-notre-dame-fire-to-cathedr-1834116819/amp
The state of Jow Forums in 2016+3.

12 century electric systems? We wuz wizards and sheeit

Okay for any of you retards saying electricity didn't exist in the 12th centruary.
WRONG.
This is a Jewish lie to trick you into thinking a Jew, Thomas Edison AKA Thomas Cohen. Electricity was used by churches in the 12th century primarily for shocking mentally ill people including gays and people who are now considered SJWs. Also could be used for heating in the colder seasons by running high current through the wires to radiate heat. It's most likely during the recantations they confidentially enabled the heating and left it on, and hot wires next to dry wood is a bad combination.

SLOPPY
JOB
MOSSAD.

Should have changed the flux-capacitor at least 100 years ago.

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Lol, a lot of churches in Europe are having Electrical problems of late, almost as if someone is responsible.

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Is anyone keeping track of what the cause was? I've heard welding, a kicked bucket of paint stripper, errant cigarette, computer glitch, and now general electrical issues.

the kangz built the notre dame, thats why it had electrical systems in the 12th century btfo wh*te bois

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Yeah sure. Totes explains fire starting in two seperate places.
Also, faulty electrical wiring explains church vandalism at dozens of other holy sites in France over the last year.

Survives 800 years only to be "burned down" by magical 12th century electrical wiring

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Based and redpilled.

>12th Century electrical system
>Electricity wasn't invented until the 1800's

Okay.

stuxneted.com

lol americans and their intellectual capacity

>12th century
Sure also happy 4/20 brothers

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Yes, jewish lightning. It’s all a cohencidence.

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>blindly trusting headlines
even for a leftie that’s bluepilled

Electricity wasn't 'invented' you nigger. it's existence was discovered.

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Don't you hate when the simulator glitches and you wake up in flames?

Sure thing, shlomo goldstein

Dammit, I'm hearing the sound again.

Bullshit. They just had electricals updated last year.

>calls people racist
>flies the Confederate flag of Democracy

Ok Cletus.

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I’ll take “what is an onion news article” for 500 Alex

They didn't even have lightning rods before the 1700s.
Tall churches used to get struck all the time and the spires were rebuilt time and time again.

WHEN YOU CONTROL THE INFORMATION, YOU CONTROL THE PEOPLE----

we allllll know how this fire started and we know you ain't gonna do shit about it except hide in your house and share silence with the rest of your weak countrymen.

Ubisoft used HAARP to destroy Notre Dame so they could get a bunch of good press for giving people assassin's Creed for free and then even more good press for helping 3d print a new cathedral from their AutoCAD or whatever blueprint that they took for the game

T. Texas is islamic

The friction of hand rubbing?

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>12th century electrical systems
please tell me this an onion article

Christcucks BTFO!!!

>Frogs had electricity in the 12th century.
Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison BTFO.

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Russian Hackers?

The fact that I chuckle at this is not so bad, the fact that if published, most people would take it at face value, is wholly depressing.

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Reminder goyim there is no reason to think it wasnt an accident
>twitter.com/TipsyPianoBar/status/1117938596952993793

12th Century Electricity?

Boogie woogie woogie!

I blame Charles VII. Jeanne warned him this would happen if he didn't update the electrical system but he ignored her.

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>implying ubishits faggot scan could match euclids floating point laser scan

This was an autistic post.

None you niggers recognize the Onion font?

Congratulations on your lack of reading comprehension.
Or complete ignorance of history, whichever it is.

theonion.com/investigators-trace-cause-of-notre-dame-fire-to-cathedr-1834116819
There, for those of you too stupid to get it.

>12th centrury
What the fuck? Electricity wasn't a thing until like late 1800's