Who would win if every US president were thrown into a pit and left to fight hand to hand until only one remained

Who would win if every US president were thrown into a pit and left to fight hand to hand until only one remained

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Jackson in his prime.

This.

Are you talking about the age they were elected, or at any point in their life?

Andrew Jackson, without a doubt

I was just going to type jacksons name in too. badass. teddy Roosevelt was the biggest joke. he had an over inflated opinion of himself. some of these men were great military leaders but I would not place cash on hand to hand, but for Jackson. he was the man!

They’d just gang up on Carter

JFK, if he was allowed a few swigs before the fight.

Grant.

Taft, he'd just sit on everyone.

Definitely Andrew 'Two pistol duels before breakfast' Jackson

Honorable mention, Eisenhower

Nah! he'd get beaten up for trying to bum the others

Jackson easily.
Fought in multiple duels and lived.
Survived assassination attempts.
Owned a massive fucking cheese.

Dude is a legend.

Jackson's definitely up there, but i wouldnt count out george washington or teddy roosevelt either

Im not gonna try to a winner, but the only ones that have a chance are
>Washignton
>Jackson
>Lincoln
>Grant
>T. Roosevelt
>Ford
>Trump

I'd say it'd be a toss up between George W, Jackson, Lincoln, and T Roosevelt. Only because they're all war veterans, have the reach, or the killing skills. For example T Roosevelt is well versed in boxing and BJJ.

Ulysses S Grant was the ultimate warrior, he killed men with his bare hates during the Spanish war and personally lanced many Indians from his horse... no one else comes close dude was a beast

OP said hand to hand

This

FDR would run all of them over with his wheelchair.

Not today, too racist and brash. FDR probably would win being both socialist and a cripple.

Either Teddy Roosevelt, Andrew Jackson, or Ulysses Grant. I'd say Zachary Taylor, but he was manlet.

Jackson or Lincoln, but being the biggest threats I'd assume they'd be attack first

Either Ford or Lincoln as they were the two largest/most physically hardened. Gerald Ford's football career and weight vs. Lincolns boxing experience plus reach would be awesome to watch. Washington would also stand a chance out of pure force of will.

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Gerald Ford was the most athletic, being a former football star. However, I'd bet on Andrew Jackson. The dude was all balls and ready to throw down.

Unfortunately Lincoln because he was in the wrestling hall of fame , undefeated.

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Ford was a lineman at Michigan. Safe bet.