To be a Man

Anyone else strip naked before they pee?

Use a lady funnel, bitches.

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Is there anyone who doesn't?

Do you wear tampons at your moms house so you dont period on her furniture too?

I do sit down. Because I dont want pee sprinkles in my OWN bathroom. And on my clothes as well.

peeing while sitting down is especially great during the night, because you can leave the lights off, and this helps you falling back asleep, after peeing when back in bed

Because I can't collect the urine sitting. It's like these cucks are not even drinking their urine.

>i do sit down
wtf dudes, learn to aim with your dick.

>he doesn't have a RGB Bowl

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This
If its night time pee sitting down
If its day time pee standing up

These are the types of articles you get when women are allowed to open their traps. Giving them the right to vote was a mistake.

I have a confession to make.

Since a few years back, my country has been putting more and more of these "gender neutral" toilets everywhere.
Every single time I've been in one, I pissed on the whole room and made the biggest mess I could, including pissing and soaking all the toilet paper in my piss and making sure the seat was submerged in my piss when I'd be done.
And this will continue forever until these gender nonsense goes away.
So, I hope it's important to you to the point where you're willing to be embedded in my piss, trannies.
You know, I even am starting to kind of like it. It's become a habit.
I also went "india style" a few times but it will take more wine to have me talk about it.
Cheers faggots.

I don't even sit to shit honestly.

Coz i won't be able to play Golden Arched sitting down

And let my big cock swim in the toilet? No thanks, I'll pee standing up with my pants and underwear around my ankles

I do this every time I'm at the Kinoplex anyway.

I sit down when im in my own house cos im lazy,anyone who sits to piss in public is fucking insane

Understandable, always on the lookout for out for dingos

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I pee in my diapers :-P

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some times I sit because im being lazy. Do whamin have such penis envy that our ability to urinate while standing evoke jealousy?

I started doing this too

you're too lazy to remain standing for 20 seconds to empty your bladder?

It's usually harder for most folks to have to get up from a sitting position.

do you weigh a lot?

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>schwarzmann
this can't be real

Imagine having this much dick envy

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Standing up
>Unzip pants but don't unbuckle
>Pull the front of underwear down
>Piss
>Zipper back up
>10 - 20 seconds

Sitting down
>Untuck shirt (working)
>Undo belt
>Unbuckle pants
>Pull down zipper
>Pull pants down
>Sit down
>Stand up
>Pull pants up
>Zipper pants
>Buckle pants
>Tuck in shirt
>Rebuckle belt
>1 minute

based

Checked, and yes

Based frog.

I'd come up with something tryhard but honestly I just shit better by squatting.
I had a hard time pushing out logs for years until I tried squatting on the bowl.
Never had a bad one since.
Changed my life.
Never have to try and push, never have shit get stuck in the my net of bum hair.
Our assholes weren't designed for toilets.

I sit down because I have Crohn's and don't wanna shit my pants. Feels bad, man

The title should be How to rape a Finnish girl as the picture imply.

>Women put their ass on everything
>Except my face
Feels bad man

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I only piss while sitting down if I also have to shit.

Is this a roll challenge?

If I'm really hungover, I'll pee sitting down.

No.

basined and yellowpilled

rolling.

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This, but like the other guy said, only at home. And I take 20 minutes to do it because I have 3 kids, & it's the only privacy I get unquestioned.

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>imagine getting an 'education' so that you can write this shit
>imagine showing this to your parents after they ask about your new piece
>imagine sitting down and writing this trite

ahh the poo in loo squat.

it should be.

yeah 6.
the only bad part about it was when I did it at work they have mirrors and I could see how low my dick and balls hang as I squat.
You never really notice how big you are until you see them hanging beneath your ass like a perched gargoyle.
It made me a bit anxious though, I imagined what if someone burst through the door and saw me perched there with my teabag hanging down over the bowl.

Raise my feet with something and use my hands to raise my butt a little off the seat.

all you achieve with this is fuck up the day of a poor white cleaner guy who has to deal with your disgusting fluids and you probably suicided a few of them.
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why do you meme this shit here? no one will read or care about these shitty opinions otherwise

That's a sad existence

>everything is political
>what’s your opinion on urinating
Sage.

Pee in 20 seconde and get a rest assertively, feminine male.

Peeing at night is a sign of onions bladder. Men can hold their piss indefinitely. If you don't piss for two minutes straight like a fire hose every morning you're a pussy.

>poor white cleaner guy
Eh, in france every toilet cleaner is a black or mongreloid woman, no exception.

shitting in the office of some libtard faggot responsible for this would be so much more effective. Also be careful, you might get caught one day, nothing lasts forever except love

based and dadpilled

(((schwarzmann)))

ALWAYS THE JEWS!!! >:-( burn them all now

Fire crotch, is that you? How is Cali?

It would be terrible to enter with a burqua and shit all over the floor, bismillah.

I'd trade it for nothing.

This is why I shit standing up as well.

I hate pissing in toilets though. I go outside whenever I can. If I'm home alone I just piss in the shower then run the water for 5 seconds to wash it down. That way I don't have to worry about pee droplets on the toilet. It's also much easier to piss in the shower if you have an erection. I shit in the shower and just stomp it down the drain. Wiping is annoying and takes too much time.

holy shit what a based idea

Remember to Sage

you can't sage after this many posts. are you newfaggish?

Emasculation of the modern male is a legit political issue. Where the fuck have you been the last 20 years.

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I stand straight up on the toilet and let it all slide down my lower half

I've changed my mind about the French, some of you aren't so bad.

ahahAHhahahha
sage

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good thinking thats how you get a woman pregnant.

I like to make a mess

i'd stand to pee if my house had a urinal.

Je t'aime.
Elle sont où tes chiottes ?

ive peed sitting down the past 10 years because i got into an accident that fucked my bladder up and it takes minutes to empty it. its more comf

Why stand like a man.....

When you can sit on the throne like a king.

im sorry mom and dad

I only stand at a urinal. I sit down at home because I don't like to clean the toilet. If I get married then I will go back to standing up because my wife would be cleaning the toilet.

>nothing lasts forever except love
wut

Feels good man

I pee in the sick because:

1) It is MY fucking house
2) Beer makes me piss alot, it also makes me miss the bowl
3) I don't wanna mop up the piss
4) Fresh piss doesn't smell, just run the water
5) I am not a passive homosexual/ German or / Sw*d* who sits down to pee
6) I like to wash and admire my Italian salami
7) It drives my girlfriend INSANE (one more reason to keep her at her apartment)
8) It is just PISS!
9) Fuck this Judeo-Faggot-Feminist Civilization
10) I also piss in the shower

Jack gave the Japanese PM a fuckin t shirt

Number two if Taco Bell was consumed

rolling

My pee hole is fucked up, so I have a non-zero chance of pissing on my own balls standing up.
But I bet this reason is not mentioned in the article.

mah nigga

>sit down already.
What if there's no toilet paper and some retard managed to piss on the seat?

I remember britan pushing this about a year ago. Ever since then, i dont usually use the public restroom but when i do i piss everywhere and leave piss-stains in the shape of my hands on the stall doors. Go to hell for telling me how to piss and enjoy your concussion

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yeah but then I have to hold my dick in place or else it will just pee on the floor in front of the toilet or even worse my dick will touch the seat

Who the fuck gives a shit? I do what I damn well feel like, motherfucker.

sinks are much more convenient to pee in
they are at just the right height

My wife has me in a chastity cage. I have no choice but to sit when I pee.