The actual state of the UK

Just give this a watch, I couldn’t make it 10 seconds in before my sides were launched into orbit. UK is officially on suicide watch.

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which one is the mom and which is the daughter...all wypipo look alike to mee

The UK is long dead. You have to be alive to commit suicide.

>0:16 seconds in
>extremely obese white woman pulls up on a electric scooter
>OI!! AV YOU GOT A LOICENSE FUR DAT!!!
Ded

Pic unrelated, forgot to mention in the OP

kek

>obviously an African Christian preacher
>talking about Jesus
>”OI!! ARE YOU BEING RACIST MATE?!!”
What the actual fuck, England please explain yourself

when that fat chick rolled up in the scooter i starter laughing my ass off

I’m in actual tears from this shit, all the memes are true. America is just the UK but supersized

>"If I read from the Bible do their rights trump mine?"
>"If they're offended, yes."
FUCKING

> oi stop talking shit abaht gays
> why lady?
> my boyfriends gay and he's stood right there

why tears fren ?

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Maybe the UK needs some brown people to convert them to christianism again.

Im an Atheist, but based God Nog should be allowed to talk.

All of the women here are fat too, send help

Whiter that you sugar plums

>stupid white cunt attacks KANG for speaking truth to life and bringing the word of Christ to muslims

when can we enact damnatio against the men who gave them rights

>As an x, I believe y.
This kind of phrasing irritates me. Reddit speak.

Jews burned Notre dame:

why have you rejected Christ bongs?

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Fuck the UK

this
even worse is "as an x,"

Why is religion not seen as a mental defunct?
If this guy was screaming about the voices in his head he would be put in an insane asylum.

The pain of having my sides flown into orbit never to return
>loincense meme irl
>obese woman on scooter yelling
>”my boyfriend is gay and he’s right there”-says the woman
>boyfriend
>gay
>has a girl friend
>wot?
>what laws have I broken officer?
>public order, you are offending people
KEK

omfg

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Because we don't have cool preachers like this lad, if you have ever sat through a fucking protestant church you will understand.

The state of Jow Forums is worse. The fat chick actually has some balls.

And yet you worship pedophiles like bill nye, tip harder.
>based god nog
Top lel
Oi you got a loicense to go to eavan?

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I hail the Brits. They are superior to "white" Canadians and Americans in every way.

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Well shit

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I don't really like preachers but the people who come up to them complaining are 10 fucking times worse

because they're the same, they just preach faggotry and transgenderism but have more protections under the law

They MUST go back and preach with a Muslim right next to them preaching Islam. They take turns, one reads an offensive anti gay thing from the Bible, then one does it from the Islam book.

Hidden cameras live stream and record everything.

London is whiter than every major american city and london is a complete shitskin infested shithole

I don't want you preaching Christianity!
Now let me tell you about the glories of fat acceptance and slut acceptance...

CHECKED, THIS

>every major American city
London is whiter than EVERY American city including the small rural towns

We live in a society.

never ever will another bong cuck say the US is lard land. no bitch the UK is lard land with all the fish and chips and shit. fuck off Trevor

>LOICENSE

dude i thought it was a meme

UK is the original lard land, US is lard land 2.0, but you’re right they have no room to talk shit

We all did, wait until you figure out the Muhammad meme is real as well

Based and honkpilled burger bro

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This is the full video. Check out the superman guy at 32:50 lmfao. Is Aldershot a shithole?

>unironicly asking him for loicence for speaking

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Final part

The Bongs are in the right on this one.
Why should an asshole with a mega-phone be allowed to be a public nuisance?
It's a public space, he shouldn't be allowed to do that unless of course he..

My country is done. Carlton the preacher is easily the best human being in Aldershot.

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I’m an atheist, but as long as he is shilling for Christianity, not hurting anyone, not calling for violence, keeps the noice down to a minimum, and he packs up before night then I’m fine with it

He is not just speaking!
He is preaching with mega-phone and he is doing it in a fucking public space.

he's preaching about hating gays though, so it's for the public good

Why is there a yank preacher in aldershot?

I am an atheist too.
It's not about him shilling Christianty, it's about him forcing himself onto other people.
If he was just preaching by way of talking to people on the street, it would be okay as long as he doesn't get pushy.

How is Aldershot? Top news stories are, soccer, robbery, soldier stabbed to death, lots of homeless people, and a baby killer on the loose. Sounds like a great place

Awesome preacher, respect

When the exact context is the idea of shutting someone down because you dont agree with what they say. Then i think qualifying my position on his views first shows im more for his freedom of speech than against him for what he believes.

I know, this kind of speech does irritate me too and i was aware how it sounded when i typed it but i felt based on the subject it was warranted.

faggot.

>Well, uh, actually you got a call because I think a lot of people are christophobic
>A lot of people are really bigots
CHRISTKEK INCARNATE

This man gave me a new-found respect for mixed black people. Maybe they aren't all fucking garbage.

It looks like he was doing it in a slum, so he was asking for it. I wouldn’t give him the time of day unless he was directly bothering me

Dunno. I'm too Norf. The only things I know about Aldershot are:

1) army
2) John Betjeman wrote a nice poem about failing to fuck an Aldershot girl.

Oi ye wanker me boyfrens gay and im bisexual innit so fook off ya.

He is from Canada, he’s one of those preachers who take donations and go around the world to preach

All this guy had to do was say he's a muslim quoting the Quran, and they would've backed off and given him a police escort home. That's how fucking lost Europe as a whole is.

Oi, i'll ave yu noo, I am a native briton of pure Celtic descent and i take wat yu said as a personal offence and will be reportin yu to me local constabulary.

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All memes are true.

This is the clowniest world I've ever seen

Muwhahaahahahah
DO YOU AVE A LIOCENCE

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Got me

>almost immediately
>oi, u got a license?
England needs to be napalmed

>oi mate u got a loisence for that religion?

What the fuck is happened to this country?

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There is a serious side to this.
Bog standard christianity will become oppressed and an underground religion in the UK within 10 years. Eventually it'll end in being outlawed completely, with christians being locked up for publicly quoting scripture or giving an obvious sign of their faith.
I mean, 20 years ago would we have ever expected christians already being harased to the extent they are by the state, now? While islamic preachers can preach literal terrorism?

KEK, definitely fucking pakis

lol I thought the loicense stuff was just a joke
Putin pls nuke our shithole "country"

Is there a new Britpol thread?

norf f.c.

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why is brit Jow Forums dead?

What a dystopian shithole

ive got booze in my room

everyone in this country is 5ft 5

im 6 foot 1, six foot 5 with my afro

based black man.

OY DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT RELIGION M8

where's Britpol?

kek commands it.

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He is wrong about so many things,
Firstly he insinuated UK was a free country!

in the throes of sin

Was she trolling?

>was a free country
>was
he is correct

Hot take, why not visit your local mosque and share that wisdom

Atheists are just anti christians with flavour they are unwilling to insult any other religion even paganism unless it was christianity that is why you don't care about them t

Oi m8 wheres ur jesus license

>British people are just as fat as burgers

Kek

No you’ve gotta have a license for that

If your nigs are all muslim that is still a worse state of affairs.

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The Tory bastards in power are banning porn for UK citizens under the age of 18 as well as "extreme porn" for everyone. We already know things like face sitting, fisting and female ejaculation are banned, but they're likely to extend this. Also porn sites won't just have a verification box, they'll require UK users to enter their ID or credit card details to prove that they're under 18.

We're fucked.

The black guy here has more balls, charisma and usefulness to society.

Nah mate that’s just what Britain looks like

>Implying anyone who has used a PC for more than 5 minutes could not bypass the block day one
Worked really well for the pirate bay... Not.

Still sucks of course but the government are completely incompetent when it comes to technology. They're a bunch of old fucks who haven't got a clue.