> brits always shitting on America for our suburbs
> go on google maps
> find out this is what the average English city looks like
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I’m no fan of the suburbs either but they are 100x better than pic related
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No yards or gardens. Why not just live in an apartment?
It's ugly, sure, but it's comfier looking than American suburbs. If you're going to descend into identical rows, then don't shove oblong front yards and backyards and pools and all the other garbage my fellow Amerimutts buy in capitalistic frenzy to establish their personal "identity" and "autonomy".
In short, American suburbs are carbon copy shit, but try to pretend they are not with gaudy additions that make me want to vomit like I'd just eaten McDonalds for three meals in a day; English suburbs are carbon copy shit, but at least have a comfy facade and do not try to pretend to be what they are not.
Nice job pedro, you found a shitty looking place in england! we here at Jow Forums are really proud of you, congratulations.
>oblong front yards and backyards and pools and all the other garbage my fellow Amerimutts buy in capitalistic frenzy to establish their personal "identity" and "autonomy".
Having any outdoor space is bad! Not allowed! You must live in a little tiny house or else! Personal space is “capitalistic frenzy”
This is what 90% of English cities look like in the norf
Id rather live in a burger mansion with enough space to actually live, enough garden to fuck around in and a massive garage.
I live in the norf myself and thats not true. A lot of London does look like that though, not that i should need to tell you that.
>VOMIT ME OUT A HOUSE, O REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER.
Would you like vomit with grass in it?
>O YES REAL ESTATE JEW
How about some vomit, grass, and stagnate water?
>YES, REAL ESTATE JEW, YES, YES
Why the fuck are British homes literally right next to each other?
Do Brits still use alottments to do their gardening? Or is this just for crusty old boomers?
Name one (1) disadvantage of having a hard or a pool
Small country, population way too fucking high.
Only old people in my experience
Nice yards, britcucks.
Never criticize my or my son's suburbs ever again
American suburbs are better we are allowed to own guns and store them in our home. You cant even have a butter knife in a suburb
What are the American equivalent to Deanoboxes?
Mortgaging more.
Maybe they have an Uber-like service that they call when they need to spread their butter, obviously these people would be professionals and know how to use a butter knife safely.
Having to regularly clean it.
Having to look at it (chemicalized water).
Having to smell it (chemicalized water).
Still better than a favela.
The Brits should call it a Chavella
Townhomes I'm guessing
At least it's not a complete waste of resources and tax dollars like ours are
that's next level subhuman shit kek
What exactly is the advantage of having a yard? Backyard is good I guess but who the fuck ever uses their front yard? What benefit do you gain from a massive plot of grass that you have to cut every several days?
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Do Americans have their own equivalent to Deano and the lads? I'm kind of curious what it would be like.
Nothing worse than "muh heritage" plastic anglos.
Clearly you don't have kids lol
looks like astoria queens
These threads are always opportunities to post well-planned neighborhoods and suburbs,or just picturesque towns. I'm not a fan of living in an apartment nor a mcmansion
Well-planned neighborhoods or towns are largely illegal to build in Jewmerica 2019
Thats it whiteys, keep tearing each other down.
It's called terraced housing, back during between the industrial rev and ww2 we had lots of people move from country side to cities for factory jobs.
Terraced houses were cheap way to keep everyone housed.
Bearing in mind that most terraces build before 1930 will have outstanding quality of build and with the exception of roofs and utilities will still be very livable now.
Infact I'd rather have a 3 story victoriana Terrace house that a modern 5 bedroom box.
Clearly you’ve never been outside in your life. Rocks hurt to walk on barefoot. Dirt turns to mud when it rains. Unmowed grass means tons of bugs.
If you have no front yard, than everyone can see inside. Plus, you have extra space for recreation
We make fun of it because you had all the space you could ever want and such little restrictions in what you can build, yet you come up with the same shit.
>and such little restrictions in what you can build
That hasn't been true in decades
Wow you really got me, I in fact have never been outside in my life.
>If you have no front yard, than everyone can see inside.
What are curtains or blinds
Can’t you hear your loud ass neighbors yelling and partying all the time in those terraced houses?
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I hear that a lot and I live in your average American suburb. Not to mention the boomers with their loud as fuck Harleys and gay lifted trucks
lmao - well done
It’s true, you guys do have bigger, better houses but this looks like a council estate, definetly not average