OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: MISSOURI'S FINEST EDITION

LIVE PD ROLLCALL (PRESHOW) - STARTS AT 8:00 PM EST
LIVE PD - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
MORE THAN 30 CAMERA CREWS FOLLOW AROUND 8 POLICE DPTS IN 8 STATES AND IT'S LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN' - EVERY EPISODE IS A 90% GUARANTEED POLICE CHASE. ITS THE HIGHEST RATED TRUE CRIME SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW.

>Hurr durr it's not actually live
CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE. ITS AS LIVE AS A SHOW LIKE THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE ON NETWORK TV.

>Why is this on Jow Forums?
WHO LIKES TO DISCUSS LAW & ORDER AND WATCH ANIMALS GET MANHANDLED BY ZOOKEEPERS MORE THAN US? THIS IS Jow Forums RELATED B/C LAW AND ORDER IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL

>What Channel?
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OR Go to Youtube, type 'Live PD' into the search bar and filter to live.
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my neighbor flipped his truck over our driveway. The two women state troopers that came were total bitches

break finger -> profit

FUCK WOMEN

hey user thanks for stealing my story

did u stuf them with ur neigbourly diq?

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wtf are you talking about?

wtf are YOU talking about?

why is it illegal to not wear a seatbelt in a car but busses filled with kids without seatbelts and motorcycles are allowed on the road?

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Where is the my butt itches guy??

She probably broke her thumb while trying to grab his cock

I fucking love Shark vacuum cleaners.

The cops wouldn't talk to me.

Tongue punch my fart box, perkins

but who was driveway?

I mean I don't know what the fuck Jow Forums is smoking, but a freshly broken finger is pretty damning.

Some serious incels loose tonight.

my neighbor flipped his chuck over our feedway. The two feed state troopers that came were total sneeds

They didn't even know if it was broken. Cop says they think it's broken. She probably just told them it hurts and they called over an ambulance.

first for wanna smell female hosts mature aged butthole.

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My balls is itchy

Those poor chairs.

Cute girl will date this tatted up domestic abusing piece of shit. But a nice guy like me can't even get a single date with a girl. This just goes to show that females only like men that treat them like shit.

or chad thundercocks cock broke her thumb

Itching his butt

Who is to say she didn't break her finger while viciously assaulting him?

It could have been avoided if she just made him a sammich

>All Jow Forums is is just faggots reeing at each other

These threads are the real Jow Forums threads

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>Seatbelts on motorcycles

Literally a "Wheee, being retarded is fun!" post.

big guys

Damn, that sucks user.

Fucking hurr durr whar is a search engine.

The explanation for the safety of school buses is explained by a concept called compartmentalization. In compartmentalization, the seats on the school bus are placed very close to each other and have high backs that are very padded. As a result, in an accident, the student would be propelled forward a very short distance into a padded seatback that, in a way, is like an early version of an airbag. In addition, the fact that people sit high off the ground in school buses also adds to the safety, as the impact location with an automobile would occur beneath the seats.

My butt itches.

>CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE. ITS AS LIVE AS A SHOW LIKE THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE ON NETWORK TV.

so, not live.

officer rip your dick off hand job

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>Cute girl will date this tatted up domestic abusing piece of shit. But a nice guy like me can't even get a single date with a girl. This just goes to show that females only like men that treat them like shit.
loose this attitude. grills like to be treated nice but you have to have confidence in what you do and strong decision making skills. Women dont know how to make decisions for themselves. do it for them.

State needs excuse to infringe upon rights.

>still no police chases yet

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>its over an hour delayed

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You could probably get a date if you spent enough time figuring out what you’re doing wrong and working to fix it. Practice makes perfect.

excuse u my mother died on a schoolbus when it flipped before i was born. stop being ignorants

For me, it's Deputy Veronica Van Patten

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She was making food and he came and threw it on the floor and told her to clean it up. Kek.

I bet Perkins delivers a textbook German suplex.

No it isn't.

It's early yet

yea it is.

can you both hippes shut up?

Look at the fucking size of her lips. God DAMN

Yeh but those hot girls that put all the effort into looking hot are only fun to not date seriously. They might be a fun hookup but only tatted retards like this make them into a long term thing and thats why he went to jail.
You only fuck the whores, dont marry them.

she does kegels

did you hide heroin up your ass

Because no one really gives a shit about human life, especially kids lives. Seatbelt laws are the result of a conspiracy by Big Fiber.

>yankee cap
this chick is alright

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Those lips
Fuuuug

Its LIVE

Instead of complaining about it on Jow Forums you should just start treating bitches like shit IRL.

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Perkins is the kind of woman who'd sit you down and make you explain your entire browser history, once a week.

I bet Trump is in this thread watching this show

k

I'm not convinced that's a woman

Lady got those big DSL's but can't blow to save her life.

>the fact that people sit high off the ground in school buses also adds to the safety

then why the fuck do we have to wear seatbelts in an airplane? Its literally 5 miles above the ground

thats what happens to africans when they hit 35

No, that's where I keep my wallet and keys.

>coexist bumper sticker

*smacks lips*
*knocks you back with seismic force*

thats the boon from SNL

>earlier today
>two hours ago

She's the kind of black woman the gorilla cookies joke was made over.

That's an ugly sheboon

I told my wife this theory ive had a for a while.
Having dogs prepares you for living with a woman.
Living with a woman prepares you for dealing with kids.

Also women are basically children with a superior ability to lie.

It's ok to be wrong sweetie.

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Sticks is her type

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Look at the top left of the screen nigger

reminder that Utah lowered the limit to 0.05%

shes like this nigger has got to be doing something wrong

>absolute state of burger IQ

1. so you dont rag doll if the plane drops
2. for body id if the plane drops

thank ralph nader for seatbelts

To keep you in your seat and not bothering the crew.

And you too repeat yourself because she can't hear beyond muffled noises of your voice going through the crack of her thighs

not over the limit
>can i fish around in your vehicle for something else

lol wtf say NO

Did she say .51 wasn't over the limit? What's the limit?

well I'm not wrong but just diffusing your stupidity.
no need to reply as I don't want to explain why its an hour delay
>you
silenced

how many drinks is that, like 1? fucking mormons

did that dude just throw a lit cigarette back in his car?