HOLLLLYYYYY FUCKING SHIT

I work at a data firm that is corrugating social media profiles into lists of likely voters and I can already tell you Bernie wins the primary hands down. Voter excitement & engagement is off the fucking charts compared to followers of the other candidates.

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Doesn't matter, Wasserman Schultz is still there and the rest of the DNC crooked fucks.

They'll make sure their person gets in which is going to be some boring, corporate hack like Harris, Booker, Beto or the gay guy. Then give Bernie the VP so his supporters take the bait and are like "Yeah we're still in office!".

Though it would be cool if Bernie got it.

Metrics don't matter when you've essentially turned everything into an echochamber. You believe your own lies. The dems act ridiculous because the media and the way social media has been altered tells them they should. You guys are braindead.

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Yeah except for the fact that we have routines which account for over 100 different levels of retardedness like this so please try again.

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>corrugating social media profiles

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Even if he does he will be so old that he will die as soon as they hit him with the amphetamines.

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Like the promising polls last election cycle?

Lol do you mind telling us where you work? just so I can verify the validity of these claims you see

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>Bernie
>delegates

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if bernie wins primary i'll eat my maga hat

It's an old reference but a welcome one

Bernie will absolutely get a plurality of the delegates, but he won't win the majority he needs to be the nominee. What will happen is the other candidates will all drop out and throw their delegates behind the runner-up, and then that person will become the nominee by "winning". And then the democratic party collapses in on itself as progressives and liberals go at each other's throats harder than ever before.

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>Bernie wins the primary hands down.
>OP is assuming the DNC primary is ever decided by voting and not by Super-delegates

Social media profiles, bahahahahha

He'll have the votes, sure but he won't get the nomination.

Shills are out in full force tonight. Kys op and have a good night.

>corrugating
>contract or cause to contract into wrinkles or folds

Fix your copy pasta OP.

well duh
he won last one too..

so Im guessing he is going to end up endorsing Kamala Harris

(((Data)))

>so Im guessing he is going to end up endorsing Kamala Harris

Oh god please no, I'd unironically prefer Trump.

>corrugating

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>corrugating social media profiles into lists of likely voters
LMAO! You're a tard. Believing social media will correlate to the voters is why the Democrats are embracing socialism and killing themselves.

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Even if this is a larp it does look like the primaries are going to turn into a shitshow. It could be a contested convention and have even more resentment in the party than 2016.

Too bad
1. Bernie doesn't actually want to be president
2. Him and his wife definitely swindled that college into bankruptcy

Not even remotely true. Pathetically weak mark.

Don't you remember what happened last time? It doesn't matter how many votes he gets they aren't going to run him. They know it and he knows it too. If they were ever going to run him it would have been last time, at the height of his popularity. Now no one cares about him. He is only running to scam some more retards out of money.

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Believed you OP for all of .0000000000004353 Nanoseconds

I think they dislike and fear trump enough that there not going to go full retard like last time, but if they do elect sum centrist with no policies hes just gonna get fucked by trump who actually does at least have something.
Shit man im a democrate and i jumped on the trump train when i found out killary was the nomine.

>retardedness
You mean retardation, right?
Are you being retarded on purpose?

>(((Bernie)))
Just wait until Zion Don calls him a kike on the debate stage.

considering 66% of millennial's support the democrats,the fucking GOP is dead. US is doomed.

>killing themselves
Representing the working class' interests is killing themselves? Usually this means it's killing your wallet. You don't happen to work in politics or the spook industry that tried to sell us Russiagate by chance?

you fucking nigger signed a CDA you can just reveal corporate secrets.

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>You don't happen to work in politics or the spook industry that tried to sell us Russiagate by chance?


No, I am just a Venezuelan Bernie Sanders supporter! Because Socialism will work......eventually.....rrrriiiggghhhttt?

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oh fuck. shills already? shit. Gonna be a long election...

You blew your wad ,OP
>corrugating this post

Why would anyone support that sellout? He already betrayed them once.

FUCK SANDERS.
YANG GANG 2020.
CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN $1000 NEETBUX!!!

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So what the DNC is gonna try the same b8 and switch they did in 2016 where Bernie pretends to run for the presidency but then whoopsies at the finish line, walking away with another fat paycheck and another new summer home?
Jew me once, shame on me. Jew me twice please just put me out of my fucking misery.

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MATCH ME BRO!!!

When the DNC fucks Bernie again will he take in the ass with a smile or will he join the Trump Train. Imagine whatever happens he will still lick obama`s dick and take a new house and car as a consulation prize.

I hear ya, bernie shills are the funniest shills

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Bernie literally waged a successful revolution in the DNC. Bernies side is the most likely to win.

I guess they decided to let Boynee be the sacrificial lamb. No one's beating the trumpinator in 2020

What is this game looks amazing

Like 2016? Fucking retard.

>I work at a data firm that is corrugating social media profiles into lists of likely voters and I can already tell you Bernie wins the primary hands down. Voter excitement & engagement is off the fucking charts compared to followers of the other candidates.

Yeah sure, can't wait to taste your tears when niggos and Mexicans vote for Biden by a landslide margin.

I Donated 50Bugs
MATCH ME BRO

Somebody had to play Romney

> I work at a data firm that is corrugating social media profiles

Found the tranny.

They're desperately throwing photogenic vat-grown centrist after photogenic vat-grown (((centrist))) at the wall in a desperate appeal to their electorate to clap, but none of them are sticking. I think they might be in a little more trouble than you think they are.

I donated a picture of my uncircumcised cock to trigger the kike.

Honestly I wouldn't doubt it seeing as how Trump thinks his base is now Jews when it has always been the white working man. I'm willing to be back on the Trump train if Trump would stop sucking the Jew cock but it seems like he is too much of a faggot to stop at this point. I still think he was a better choice given between him and hilary but so much for him saying he couldn't be bought because he was sooooo rich.


Only a Jew can beat another Jew and we get a universal healthcare system out of it so fuck it time to accelerate.

>private vendors take government hard currency to make products for domestic sale
>private vendors take money and spend it on producing for export and powdering their noses
It's almost as if capitalists were the problem in Venezuela.

>corrugating
kek. the jew takes another dive, just like last time.
retard millennials never learn.

>I work at a data firm that is corrugating social media profiles

My dad works at Nintendo and he says you need to stop sucking cock and take Truvada

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Oh cool. By the way I work at Nintendo and I can tell you hands down Half Life 3 will be released as a switch exclusive this Christmas

>I'm willing to be back on the Trump train
This is why white men will never stop getting ass fucked. Once a race traitor, jew loving, kosher bag of shit throwing money at Saudi kikes, fighting other semites in the desert... always a race traitor, jew loving, kosker bag of shit throwing money at saudi kikes, fighting other semites in the desert.
>religion is a spiritual desert
>foreign policy is focused on a semite desert
>large fat ass eats too much desert

>hard currency
spotted the econlet

Compared to Venezuelan bolivars, dollars are hard like gold.

What if the DNC fucks him like they did last time? All the old democrats hate the progressives trying to steal the helm from them.

What about Tulsi? Shes the only one who can beat Trump.

like i said, bernie ran a successful coup, his chances are incredibly higher now, even if he isn't chosen someone of his wing will be.

Same here. Voted for Bernie in the primary, Trump in the general. Trump killed the TPP first fucking day in office so I have no regrets.

youre doing your job wrong then, because every lefty i know is voting Yang, and the majority of republicans i know are voting yang as well. Pretty scarry. Chank president...whats this world coming to.

>social media is representative of reality

Try again you fucking retard.

You know who uses social media the most? Young people.

You know who shills for socialists the most? Young people.

And you know who never shows up to actually fucking vote? Young people.

Democrats are stabbing the working class and black folks in the back with illegal immigration.

>Compared to Venezuelan bolivars,
toilet paper is like gold

Then they lose. If the same sort of (((centrists))) are infesting the place in 2024, they lose again.

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>MFW Young people elected Trump

DNC didn't fuck him. He was a willing participant in their scam. He never had any intention of actually winning the nomination or general election.

Yeah I voted for him in the primary but he has shown a weak spine so many times I have given up on him.

In I was talking about the toilet paaper factories. Answer that and stay fashionable.

Oh is that why they dont have leadership control and were kicked off the platform committee, because they were successful?

OH BOY DRUMPF IS DONE BETTER VOTE FOR THE SWEATY OLD HUNCHBACK FISCALLY ILLITERATE KIKE NOW GUYS

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If Bernie's got enough coattails to pull Congress or the Senate significantly to the left, the job guarantee could happen. There's plenty of public work that needs to be done and we can always ship them back out on generous terms when they're done and still come out ahead.

Are you fucking serious? Bernie's camp has several leadership positions, the new house reps are solidly in his camp as well. Bernie is by far their most popular candidate, if you think he wasn't successful you are clearly retarded.

Yes!! Free gender confirmation surgeries for children!!!

Bernie might have to run his campaign from a jail cell since that seth rich murder is going to come to light. How do you think he paid for his 3rd home? why did they let him keep all those campaign donations? why did he bend the knee figuratively and literally to hillary?

no...you're clearly delusional. didnt you learn your lesson in 2016? Yang is the Democrat choice plain and simple. You don't even need to put him on the ballot you sleazy kikes, kids will vote for him in droves, and so will all the neetbux losers. Its Trump vs. Yang

Fuck, another year of this shit larping.

All the corporatists are saying they support crazy shit like reparations though

>actually think yang has a fucking chance
Oh im sorry i didn't notice you were a troll.

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Open borders kills socialist programs. That is why I am a social nationalist.

>you said the same thing about Trump
>who was crying on Election night?
>you were
history is about to repeat itself faggot

Who is the DNC head you dumb nigger? Who got fucking purged from top committees? Idiot

Just another case of Bernie shoveling donations to the parties people donating to him hate and oppose

Vote for the establishment & FEEL THE BERRNN

Have not seen the democrats nominees platforms? All of them are fucking copies of fucking bernies 2016 platform.

Yes!! More immigrants and monetary aid to Israel!!!!

i think its pretty hilarious how out of touch with reality these people are.

Yang vs Trump 2020, deep state rigs election, Trump until 2024, another White male wins 2024>2028.

Not going to happen DNC won't pick Bernie, who the DNC picks is all that matters.
They have already picked someone, guarantee it.
Bernie lost the moment he ran as a democrat, again.

Regardless of what you or I pick and even if Bernie really shows the numbers, he's going to be betrayed right at the finish line, just like before.

Oh great... I'm glad than a random asshole on Jow Forums is able to figure out something that full scale professional polling firms often get wrong.

... plus do it more than a year in advance.

I remember nate dirt’s patentedTM super duper complicated algorithm and that was worth jack shit

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>How do you think he paid for his 3rd home?
Not at all unreasonable on a Congressional salary if you buy on a 10 or 15 year term, three times.
>why did they let him keep all those campaign donations
Who was going to take them?
>why did he bend the knee
Because his contract with the DNC required him to, perhaps?

Now that you mention it, there would be a lot of remittance dollars flowing out of the USA.

Which other one advocates for single-payer by name? Which of them have taken lots of money from big pharma? Policy history beats non-binding pledges.

>already picked
Doutbful, they keep throwing vat-grown (((centrists))) at the walls and none of them stick. Not the strategy of a confident opponent.

>Yang is the Democrat choice plain and simple.

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>Wasserman Schultz is still there
she isn't though.
how did you miss her very public humiliation and ousting?

>corrugating

Kek

The problem is that would run the risk of them being more likely to lose.

KEK, not after he cucked out to hillary

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