You have obtained a time machine and you are able to travel to any major political event, past or future...

I would travel to all the monarchies of the middle ages (plus the Vatican) to show them how, protestantism and democracy worked out.

... then I would just destroy the time machine and stay there.

Ah, fuck that. I'd travel back to 1980 and go to movie theaters showing the film Airplane! I'd stand in the back just to watch the crowd reactions to that movie. It really must have been something at the time.

>implying anyone from Jow Forums wouldn't just take ebola and hiv to africa earlier so that it has a better head start

when unga smashed the rock and accidentally made fire
everything went wrong since then

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go to future, get nano machines. use it to track all movement and secure my position of ultimate power.
Start releasing definitive proof of child rapes by elites using corroborating 3d data by invisible nano machines.
Use my unassailable position to laugh at the world as a degenerate systematically saves the white race and btfos the jews forever.

I would open Rhinoplasty surgery office in 1950s Israel and become the world's richest man.

i want to see dinosaurs

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>fire is the problem
booga take, things were already fucked when grugg made sharp rock

Tell hitler to commit all his forces to kill stalin and occupy moscow and to listen to his competent generals, show him proof by taking him to the future.

I would go back and stop Pilate from killing Jesus. That way Jesus could have a long normal life, and not be seen as a martyr.

Redpill Augustus. Then enslave every single inhabitant of Judea and force them to destroy every single building in Judea to the last brick, only rubble left. Import tons of lead and salt to the rubble of Judea. Force the slaves to pulverize lead and salt. Kill all enslaved inhabitants of Judea. Burn everything, spread salt and lead powder on top. Build a monument to a new Roman god of lead and salt on the rubble of Jerusalem and start a new tradition of annual pilgrimage from Rome to the lead god monument with a ritual sprinkling of salt and lead on the land around.

This.

Your mom is a dinosaur

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I will go back to the time of grugs and teach them of the long nose tribe and how they are victimizing parasite who are trying to get all their berries and shiny rocks. Without all the political correctness or other horrible historical tragedies the Jews will be helpless thus successfully wiping out Jews and letting humanity expand in peace

I would unironically go back and stop the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. WW1 and WW2 killed off too many good stock fighting men and allowed the creation of Israel.

What do you call a lezbo dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss. What do you call a Gay dinosaur? A Megasaurus

Unless it also manipulates space, all you are going to do is die in the vacuum of space..

Go to the future to see if we're a immortal space-faring utopia or not. If we are, stay and be an immortal space fairy or whatever the fuck. If not, go back and become a doomer.

>Implying that space is real and the Earth is moving 6 gorillian inches per light year

I would go to like the most major meeting of global economic leaders, like the G20 or whatever... like 100 years into the future, and see what sort of tech is in play, which companies are most successful.

Which countries or other entities are worthy investments, and which are toxic? I would know.

While I was at the 2120 G20, I would raid the nearest bookshop for history books covering the last 100 years. Learn my future history about geopolitics, economics, lottery numbers, horse races, sporting events, medicine, science, technology, yada yada.

Imagine knowing who is going to be leader of every nation on Earth, before they are even born. Who would win what wars, before they are even declared.

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If you could choose only one, which would you save?

I would take my knowledge of future (current present) tech back to the time of Lincoln and stop the assassination, show Lincoln what present day niggers do to the USA and help him send them all back. Then make proper investments, "invent" things ahead of schedule, become wealthy and get elected as President of the USA. You can bet a wall would get built in Panama, not just some crummy canal. The beaner slaves can do it before they're turned into mortar.

I'd tell the founding fathers:
>No slaves
>No jews
>No non whites
>Make the 2nd ammendment the first and make it more absolute in wording that can never be misconstrued.
>No jews

I'd cap this nigga on 29 June 1914

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Ancient Iraq
Find real abrahamic origin
Murder them

I'd convince Augustus to do to Judea what he did to Carthage

The beer hall putsch and shoot hitler in the face five or eleven times.

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Kick toddler Napoleon to death, then visit the British court and start naming Jews

Fucking rub some shit together lmao

I’d go back to the Founding Fathers and tell them to send the blacks back.

i would stop pearl harbor and then help the nazis win the war

Fucking leaf doesn't get it.

I'd have convinced the US to broker a deal with the Nazis and team up to absolutely rid the planet of the Marxist scourge once and for all. We chose the wrong ally during the war, and that's quickly becoming a belief even many normies are waking up to

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I'd be lincolns bodyguard. Where he'd live to send niggers back to Africa.

clearly they have been, or else we'd be in some weird timeline where, say, Lenin overthrew the Czar

I'd try to keep Howard Hughes from flying and crashing his plane, resulting in the guy living with acute pain for the rest of his life.

I’d go forward to the moment when we meet aliens.

I'd make sure the right side wins

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>You have obtained a time machine

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Sort of this

Go back in time and kidnap myself from my parents when i was really really young and raise myself away from ignorant peasants then go back in time and rescue Anne and Her sister from their anal virginity

2009. Purchase 5 million bitcoin.

I would put steiner in charge of the battle of stalingrad, so the reich wins WW2 because they don't lose their momentum.

I dont know how much more clear "shall not be infringed" can get....

I would go back to the the Manhattan project and steal their nukes, then I would time travel to the confederacy and give them to Jefferson Davis to ensure a Union defeat.

id go talk to the founders about whats going to happen so we can keep niggers and non-euros out of our land

this time, dont break world conventions, hans otherwise its not fair

just hand Hitler a history book detailing all future events.

>go back in time
>save dinosaurs
>but only the ones in africa
>humanity not only survives but evolve faster
>africans either die or actually evolve to be smarter in their own way (not nigs)
>dinos are contained so the rest of humanity thrives
at last i truly see

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And yet here we are anyway. Anything but complete unrestricted access to all arms of any non imprisoned American shall be considered tyranny and any who seek to impose such a restriction should be publicly hanged and left indefinitely as a message and testament to all who wish the same.

I'd go back to the early 80's and fingerbang Laura Brannigan.

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komiit sudoku

Free Citizen does not cover those in jail or wanted, those on welfare, the homeless and niggers unless they have papers of freedom

Sounds about right, logical, almost what I feel the founding fathers may have invisioned.

Make sure Hitler wins.

that is what it says in the Articles of Confederation and anything not mentioned in the constitution falls back to the articles

came here to say this.

lead them in a giant circle back to egypt

So basically if you're not a good for nothing freeloader/nigger you can have any gun/ammo/bomb/jet you can afford

See the rise of Hitler in Germany

Or go to the future to see how stuff plays out

Protect Lincoln from getting shot, tell him to send the slaves back to Africa, then go home and bang my hot blonde wife in my log cabin in the middle of no where

Hire former confederate captains to sail them there, they go out 20 miles and off load

>I'd cap this nigga on 29 June 1914

The only sane choice. A fuicking single event caused WW1 and everything that followed as a consequence (WW2, Cold War, no more european empires, niggas and muzies in Europe)

I would kill Osman and all his kin.