What do you call this body type?

What do you call this body type?

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Absolute unit - aka, a bit out of shape but definitely masculine

absolute unit

Boomer Bulge

t. Incel

The Fat Zionist

fat.

metabolic syndrome. your enemies are poisoning your food for profit.

Absolute unit

The DQ Chunger.

Name my Band

Powerfat

Ideal Male on the left, Peak Boomer on the right

Just another reason why Barack was better. How can you run a country if you cant even run a lap. Fat people should be executed publicly. It would only take like 3 people before everyone goes on a diet

BIG CHUNGUS

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american

Barack could barely lift a 10 lb weight

Chuggz

>an old fat blob is only a bit out of shape
what happened to our country

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slob?

This

Bloatmaxin'

Presidential

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thats the Limbaugh loafer pack

presidential

American

10 pounds more than fatboy can lift

Me and my old lady call em fridge-backs

Fat fuck

boogie woogie

get a load of rush
thats a good physique for a multimillionaire

Good life shaped

Hue Mungus

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Peak Performance

yuge

Old

Soft and weak. Compare that to Greco-Roman statues of men their age. Pathetic, pampered by largesse. I would rather be eaten alive by fire ants then let myself reach such a shameful state.

Wealthy

Barrel belly.

That's a good one too.

IDK but those guys are very powerful.

i'm just glad potus is a dittohead

cancer

Boombastic Bloated Beer Bellies Blubbering Blindly Because Basically Backstreets Back, Alt Right!

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Boomer

No way. I have definitely seen him lift his arms.

THICC

72 but could still cuck you

theyre fucking 80 years old, carrying around 250lbs i imagine theyd kick your ass.

>What do you call this body type?
Presidential

based Rush with the pleats

Why are you wearing flat fronts like a faggot, Trump?

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Fat kikes

t. nigger

Wealthy.

W. was the most athletic president or at least that’s what I took from the Oliver Stone movie.

The Over 65 successful cisgendered male

Peak performance

Peak American.

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Hankering.

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kek

The dude is like 78 years old... give him a break. I still think hes a kike shill but... hes fuckin 78

It has to be cisgendered,Because fucking trannies don't live long enough to be 65

Obese

Why did Rush Limbaugh stop midway through going bald? Like his hair just stopped receding partway across his head

Probably the same reason lots of guys have hair on the sides but not the top or just a round bald spot.

The HFCS Special

Yeah, those gay guys are always in good shape or skinny from the aids

Hate this pill popping boomer's viewpoints but gotta give him credit on those loafers