Brit/pol/ - Easter Sunday Edition

>National Black Police Association: push for BAME diversification in the police force
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-47749994

>Journalist shot dead in Derry after rioting in the city
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47985469

>Knife crime: Prince Charles calls for end to 'pervasive horror'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47985268

>John Curtice: The Tories are feeling the heat as voters desert them in droves for the Brexit Party
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/04/18/tories-feeling-heat-voters-desert-droves-brexit-party/

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>omae wa mo
>repatriated

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FILTHY SMEAR MERCHANTS

>the coleman
jesus, she's stunning.

on a less positive note, fuck these seagulls sperging out at the moment. it's just gone 6am and you cunts need to stfu. god damn.

I work night shifts and by the time I try to go to sleep the birds are all screeching as loud as they can.

How did Eddie's day with his daughter go?

who do you think called the other a nonce first

How can we get people to denounce UKIP and vote for the Brexit Party instead? We all know that UKIP are zionists, but how can we convince ordinary Brits?

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do you have billions of dollars? no? don't bother trying then

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And Brexit Party is not? Lol.

bump

thanks country i can't point to on a map

keep waking up with heartburn lads, anybody know any home remedies?

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death

saw a black in town yesterday lads

any that allow me to continue drinking and sniffing coke?

...

So many Muslims here these days

Fuck off Iran shill.

Do we even have to

Brexit party will own it anyway

The wonders of makeup is a sight to behold

why do you envy the based Ummah?

Spend less time on here winding yourself up.

>brit pol makes it to front page
happy holidays, pond neighbors

There goes the neighbourhood.

>4 days off
>get sick

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Same here
Cold developed in a matter of hours and just had a night of blocked nose, dry lips, sore throat and a headache

>>National Black Police Association
why are these racialised identitarian institutions allowed in our society which is supposed to be post-racial? either it fucking means something or it means nothing. it can't only mean something to some groups, but be not allowed for other groups.

dirty bastards. stop licking windows and start washing your hands more and maybe you won't get ill eh

> it can't only mean something to some groups, but be not allowed for other groups


user, I.....

Watching the Woman in Black with a cuppa and some bourbons, loving all the hypocrites praising Are Nige for grovelling his way back into the EU for more gibs coz his radio money is shit.

And now he's helping dismantle the tories, literally the only force for Leave we have left! Fucking brilliant! He'll help erode their vote share, Labour will cancel Brexit, and Are Nige will find himself back in the same cushy job he's done for decades; demanding we leave the EU (while he gets paid by them) and doing absolutely nothing to help the UK.

What an absolute patriot.

but the only people I wind up on here are the Keanecels?

all feels very familiar

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Because I don’t get invited to suicide bombing parties tbf

lets get nige to £2 mil
twitter.com/brexitparty_uk/status/1119875301343997954

20mg oxycodone up the snout
warm sunshine
youtube.com/watch?v=EApXhO0Tx-8
skinning up
how are you spending your Easter Sunday?

lol u mad white boi?

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Necking myself after going into town last night and seeing invaders everywhere

>Thinking Nige isn't a massive Israel First slave to the US shekel

Toppest of keks.

why kill yourself over external factors beyond your control you LARPcel?
If you're gonna entertain suicide at least do it because you drove away a woman you were astronomically lucky to get in the first place then became a pathetic addict working a shit factory job you retarded Keanecel virgin

True yet to meet a woman I would actually die for do they even exsist nowdays?

ooooooooooooooh tommey tommey tommey tommey robinson

yeah if you're stupid enough

youtube.com/watch?v=F-x6qqNy0mo
>Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
>Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
>Human zombies, staring blank faces
>No reason to live, dead in the womb

>Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
>Condemned to die before I could breathe
>Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
>This Earth has died yet no one has seen

>Funeralopolis

>I don't care, this world means nothing
>Life has no meaning, my feelings are numb
>Faceless masses filed like gravestones
>Sacrificed for the glory of one

>Funerary cities, flesh press factories
>Corporate maggots feed on the carrion
>Funeralopolis, gray morgue apocalypse
>Black clouds form to block out the sun

>Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
>Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
>Human zombies, staring blank faces
>No reason to live, dead in the womb

>Funeralopolis
>Planet of the dead
>Funeralopolis
>Planet of the dead

>Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
>Condemned to die before I could breathe
>Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
>This earth has died yet no one has seen

>Funeralopolis
>Planet of the dead
>Funeralopolis
>Planet of the dead

>Funeralopolis
>Funeralopolis

>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight

Based are tom!

don't lie on your right hand side
eat/drink a fair bit before going to sleep (at least an hour)
don't eat sugary shit before bed

Our grandchildren are going hate us sad really.

probably won't have any
who fucking cares
sincere thanks mate its been driving me mental for a week or so now

Must be going around. I was throwing up like a cunt last night, stomach still dodgy, can't eat as makes me feel sick again. What's weirs is that I never get ill. Last time I had the flu was like 2 years ago.

tl;dr am dying

> (You)
>probably won't have any
Incel

It’s that special African stomach virus that has been specially imported for diversity

>bbq today
>Single females present
What do?

But Diversity is strength, why does it make me feel weak?

Get pissed and forget to hide your power level. Show 8/10 qt the Christchurch shooting video on your phone whilst laughing and screaming "look at that kebab bitch begging for help, BOOM". If that doesn't get you laid, she's probably a dyke. You're welcome.

Redpill them on Jews

Fucking Yikes. Imagine having such little confidence that you marry a fucking baboon on Hitler's Birthday.
Couldn't even get a fit black girl, what a disappointment he must be to his family.

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user, I'm not fucking joking here but the Christchurch shooting video actually helped get me laid, it's also a great thing to show at a party if nothing else for everyone's reaction to "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" and Initial D playing the second you hear the sirens.

Lmao who is that wtf????

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Oh I just noticed its Brighton doesn't surprise me that place needs a nuke

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His bloodline spreading back Millennia, blotted out in one fell swoop. Cultural Marxism.

Why did Chris tarrant shoot up a mosque?

I'm not an incel, I've said before repeatedly I wish I was because having sex is ultimately what's lead me into my shit state
I just don't see any point proliferating my shit genetics, particularly when my worldview and lifestyle will just end up fucking any kids I raise up. Why bother? None of this matters

For ebic lulz

>Brighton
Is it really lad? Saw it on Reddit assumed it was from somewhere California, there's a lot of WMBF posts there being promoted, really gets the noggin a joggin.
Honestly lad, I'm shocked with how low of a bar he set for himself, imagine being a 5/10 white guy, knowing you could either get a 5-6/10 White Girl, go down a Race get a *roughly* 6-7/10 Asian or Black Girl and instead go, I'll settle with an obese, ugly 2/10 ape.
Even if you have Jungle Fever you have better options out there.
>Pic somewhat related
For fun obviously.

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Nihilism should be a motivation, nothing matters so you have to forge your own meaning

I've decided the meaning is to take drugs and style on Keanecels
I'm truly the Nietzschean Ubermensch when you look at it from the correct perspective

She's got the least symmetrical face possible, she looks like she's got a birth defect or something, truly one of the ugliest women on tv, you taste is council estate tier.

Nihilism is back in a big way, thanks to it's new mass-consumer friendly rebranding as 'clown world'.

So wil you fine chaps be vetoing for /ourguy/? he rekt the fake news media the other day

itv.com/news/2019-04-18/ukips-controversial-candidates-cause-chaotic-scenes/

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Sargon of Cuckad gets no vote from me. Brexit Party lads, get behind our Nige.

Nigel only needs one seat, and he'll get it. Why are you voting boring Tories, we need shitposters in charge as MEPs.

In other news, they are exiling Meghan and Harry to Africa.

Your problem is an excess of blood, try using a very sharp blade to open the veins in your thigh, you'll need to go quite deep to reach an important one. Have a few napkins and an Elastoplast ready once you start feeling dizzy. Removing the blood gives extra space for food and stomach acid so you should start feeling better very soon afterwards.

>nige 'fucks off before the jobs done' farrage
>nigel 'second ref if i dont win' farage
>nigie-poo ' big globalist 4 U 'farrgie-kun

>our guy
pff hes a traitor and a coward

Good riddance. I knew Prince Phillip wouldn't put up with seeing his race-mixing grandson and his half-caste whore for too long. Surprised he didnt Diana them.

Cope. UKIP is polling below the Greens. TBP may not be as baste as USKIP, but they will win.

Sargon is farther right than Farage

Milk always sorted me out short term. Other than that stop eating shit that fucks with the pH of your stomach.

Is that PewDiePie?
I thought he has this Italian gf

not in the EU election they arent. polls dont matter until the year of the election. why dont you vote CUK, they seem more your speed if you want to follow farrage

I feel retarded for not really knowing which way to vote yet user, want to vote UKIP for the eventuality that handguns may one day return to the mainland under Section 1 and can be used for self-defence. With the Brexit Party, I fear it'll just be Tory lite, if it doesn't pick up any other policy it'll easily countered in the long run and have a fairly eerie retread of post GE UKIP and make it vulnerable, not to mention the possibility of defectors to either party.
My issue with Nige is that he can pick up a lot of momentum fairly quickly and he doesn't know what to do with it all, it dissipates as quickly as it's arrives.

He's got such gay looking eyes

I wished we had a non pozzed green party like they do in Austria

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get chalk, put in those capsules you can get, eat when needed

Bregsit party doesn't even have polices

Post eyes

youtube.com/watch?v=JmIyiRIa1fw
Sargon calls out the (((media)))

Yeah looks like they on the pier but could be wrong.

>With the Brexit Party, I fear it'll just be Tory lite
you know it will

Rennies obv or if you have none a teaspoon of baking soda in water will sort you out.

>t. edgyboi LARPcel
why are you so envious of me?
does whiskey mess with your stomach PH?
I've found milk cools it a bit too but it keeps coming back, would it help if I made sure to drink 2 or 3 glasses of milk in the lead-up to bed like pre-emptive milk do you reckon?

You're losing sight of the target. The target is to get a proper Brexit delivered. After that, we can argue over the best party is to lead us forward. First things first we need to get out of Europe cleanly with no deal. Dont get distracted, the goal is in sight even if May keeps moving the goalposts

chalk as in like sticks of chalk you'd use on a blackboard?
does anywhere still sell those?

/our guy/
metakuck can kill himself

PeptoBismol

ta, will give this a go too
ave a line for your helpful advice are kid

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i live near margate, so just pulled it off the beach and boiled it to clean it. dont know if black board chalk works. try The Works or Asda

yeah because making new parties to split the vote isnt getting distracted at all

You're living in the past, our nige doesn't exist anymore.

more like peptobismal if you know what i mean

I think I'm in love with Alice Cutter from N.A lads. He cute gothness makes me pee-pee hard. What should I do?