/ptg/ President Trump General - Pinch Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Trump: Past to Present 4/17/19
youtu.be/CjDEy-0-rfY
>SoS Pompeo/ActDefSec Shanahan @US-Japan 2+2 Ministerial 4/19/19
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Japanese FM Kono 4/19/19
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>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 4/19/19
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>PressSec Sarah on ABCNews 4/19/19
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>PressSec Sarah on CBSThisMorning 4/19/19
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>Giuliani on FoxNews 4/19/19
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>Corey Lewandowski on FoxNews 4/19/19
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>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on Ingraham 4/19/19
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>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (DepAssistSoS4TradePol Meale) 4/19/19
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>This Week@State 4/19/19
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>StateDeptVideo: US Committed 2 Helping France Rebuild Notre Dame 4/19/19
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>DoDVideo: Japanese DM Visits Pentagon 4/19/19
dvidshub.net/video/673281/
>Sekulow on FoxNews 4/18/19
youtu.be/I18WhXwl4Lo
>Pres Trump Interview w/David Webb 4/18/19
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 4/18/19
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 4/18/19
youtu.be/M60yfkc4nxA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 4/18/19
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>Time to Turn the Tables 4/18/19
youtu.be/sBSH8CwhK7I
>Pres Trump @WWP Soldier Ride 4/18/19
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archive.is/iX9lo
youtube.com/watch?v=mP5ZVPwP7bg&feature=youtu.be&t=2700
youtube.com/watch?v=bkyXXmEpTGM
archive.is/6JehY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Passover_Seder
phys.org/news/2017-03-nasa-magnetic-shield-mars-atmosphere.html
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who here /teamHamster/?
report in

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that's a great speed

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MAGA

so about this news:
>nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-arrests-alleged-member-armed-group-stopping-migrants-new-mexico-n996746
>archive.is/iX9lo
this is the first paragraph:
>The FBI on Saturday arrested a man connected with an armed group that has been detaining migrants in New Mexico, the state attorney general’s office said.

and on 13th paragraph:
>It was not clear if Hopkins was a member of the armed group calling themselves the United Constitutional Patriots. The FBI did not mention anything about an armed group, and the state attorney general’s office did not specify a group.

so which one is?

HE'S PLAYING THEM LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

The Sri Lanka massacre won't get half the media attention as Christchurch.

I may not be a all-day every-day baker, but I'm the fastest pinch baker in the land.

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king kike general

pls don't notice my ID
I'm much more comfortable back here

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>Ov vey goyim those evil muslims killed those based brown christians in Sri Lanka.
>Now you see why we must secure Israel for the chosen.

(((ptg)))

based

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you fucker mine was almost done. yours is raw as fuck and doesn't have the crispy crust mine would of

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youtube.com/watch?v=mP5ZVPwP7bg&feature=youtu.be&t=2700

>qeeh4jeb
>queer 4 jeb
HAHAHAHAHA

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160 dead and 500 wounded in multiple bombings of Sri Lanka churches on Easter day

Trump tweets are going to be EPIC

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>checks watch
well it's 3:22, I probably won't be up at 5am or so when the next thread is needed.

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>think of those poor hotels and golf courses that got bombed

Wow, good argument. It's great that you didn't include any context or information. I'll think differently from here on out!

Proof Reddit HATES T-D and LOVES fuckwit OBAMA

youtube.com/watch?v=bkyXXmEpTGM

>fuck reddit

I got this

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>Sri Lanka
Yeah but Brenton Tarrant doe

i got it

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>posting most epic judeochristian heritage tweets that troll the libtards epic style

Or
>actually building a wall and deporting illegals

I wonder which trump will choose today?

God, why do I just not care about the Sri Lanka whatevers?

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Thanks kitty.

Baking, worry not

There isn't a crusade but if there was one, this is what it would look like

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based and buy-more-onii-chanpilled

Because you're white and evil.

>210691531
Don't reply to me ever again

>these new shills learned how baking works last thread
>they think they can disrupt threads just because they know how baking works
>they don't know about the guild

This will be fun

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Pretty sure reddit is some kind of branch of DARPA at this point.

Discord tranny kosher baking has been known about for years, what are you rambling about?

yeah maybe, I'm just so used to Sri Lanka's dying by the hundreds of thousands in tsunamis or through some kind of blood diarrhea illness or something.
I mean, yeah if they aren't white then I guess I really have no reason what so ever to care.

>"they don't know about how a car works"
>Of course we know about the little elf under the hood that feeds the coal furnace that makes the car go

yeah I don't think you know how the car works

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>1488

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With current-day technology (and WIP rockets whose only question is when they'll go into operation, not if they'll go into operation), we can create a magnetic shield that obscures Mars' atmosphere from the influence of the solar wind.

The result? Without the influence of the solar wind, the planet's atmosphere will approach a new equilibrium. Mars doesn't have much volcanic activity, but it does have volcanic outgassing; this will build the atmosphere's thickness surprisingly fast to a secondary point, where the surface temperature is 4C/7F warmer than normal. That in turn will start to cause the polar caps to sublimate, then melt. In under a century, this will re-liquefy the planet's polar caps' water ice and restore the 1/7th of Mars' oceans' maximum extent. All just by keeping the atmosphere from being blown away.

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trying to fix hat now.
never been happy with it.

The discord tranny circlejerk of bakers is common knowledge, again what are you talking about?

I am not but I have supported your lifestyle.

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Because they use bombs and not gunz?

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no i like that they used bombs, bombs are always more exciting that guns
I think it's just the near tropic shitskin nature of the victims that makes me yawn about this one

well I can see the benefit of you continuing to spread this misinfo, carry on

let's remember that Trump degraded passover at the white house to a pic or a vid but killed that Obama legacy of doing a dinner on the day of passover

>archive.is/6JehY
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Passover_Seder

More visually, we can go from the far left planet to the center left planet in under 100 years with a single engineering project.
The others will take longer, just because we're going to need to get the gasses and water by moving and burning up asteroids and comets in Mars' atmosphere. That will take much more engineering skill and just plain time waiting for those rocks to transit.

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>Magnetotail
>magnetopause
>Magnetosheath

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Can you shoop the hoodie onto pic related? Even if you just use Magic Wand tool from , I don't have photoshop on the laptop.

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In other words, a sort of magnetic eclipse.
>phys.org/news/2017-03-nasa-magnetic-shield-mars-atmosphere.html

interesting

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always appreciated

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here is hoping to reincarnation.
And here is even more hoping to chronologically consistent reincarnation

Oh, I know how it works, but why am I hard?

Rockets are extremely phallic.

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I've a ticket to see infinite onion works early, I'll try to post a spoilery enough take here so it can be used for nefarious purposes on twatter and the like (reddit especially)

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I'm excited for Trump Rallies. Lots more Awoos will be posted then

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You forgot one thing, white people aren't the only people on Earth.

How long would that take

Just hope for rejuvenation therapies instead, at least that's a thing that is going on

DO THE MATH RETARD

>blood diarrhea
based and red stooled.

>a whole week before next rally

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Living in space has an interesting complication: anyone not intelligent enough, resourceful enough, or cautious enough will die in very short order and probably take everyone around them with them. Space selects for these traits very aggressively.

Read, monsieur, read!
>In under a century, this will re-liquefy the planet's polar caps' water ice and restore the 1/7th of Mars' oceans' maximum extent.

So, nobody on Jow Forums basically.

no

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You remember how fast news was happening during the election? Lots of fun.
Multiple rallies in one week, multiple rallies in one day even.

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Yeah I got more faith in reincarnation than I do into
>lol dude they can keep your brain alive in a jar
stuff

I got in a conversation once with a person who's religion was basically "Oh at some point someone will invent a time machine then upload everyone from the past's brains into an ultracomputer"
that was a new take

This is also a reason to have a well-developed Space Force around Earth: enough military assets in Earth orbit and on the Moon would be capable of denying access to the broader solar system to anyone trying to launch from Earth.

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there are leftist cucks that would try to stop humanity from spreading because we'd destroy the environment or something

Yeah I kinda miss them

shorter than that, depends on how many trees you're willing to plant and how much water you have access to.

Speak for yourself.

Time machines always bummed me out because although I can see machines that take you forward in time, I just have no idea how a universal "rewind" would work.

>I just have no idea how a universal "rewind" would work.
it doesn't
best you can do is affect causality.

"Harry you know the rules, you fuck an African, you become an African"
>"b-but Grandma!!"
"fuck off Harry I don't want to hear it, you ungrateful shit"

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And all those groups have managed so far is burn down a few car dealerships' lots.
The first phase terraformed Mars is at best a tundra world with sparse patches of larger plants in the deepest, highest-pressure areas at the equator. The plants still need to be able to perform gas exchange, otherwise it's like trying to grow an oak above the tree line on a mountain.

Light skinned people will be the only space travellers. Out past Mars orbit niggers can't metabolize enough Vitamin D to survive, and they're lactose intolerant. They'd always be one special fortified orange juice ration away from complete metabolic collapse. Whites, non-Muslim (no self detonation risks) light skinned sandlanders, and northeast Asians will be the only ones in deep space unless we somehow develop Star Trek technology and the risks associated with poor metabolic fitness for deep space become marginal.

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I'm not talking about brains in jars or mind uploading, I am talking about fighting ageing through medical procedures, there's a whole entire new field that has opened up recently and even google has a special firm unto it

The usual explanation is if travel backwards was going to happen, its influence on present events will never be able to undo those present events. Causality always wins, and is unchangeable.

World War 3 will feature heavy use of chemical agents similar to the Iran-Iraq war

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no, but whites will be the only race that leaves earth

imagine being fucking rich as shit royalty
and yet still
still
STILL
choosing a once-divorced shitskin skank

You guys know all the hot cute chicks posted on Jow Forums? Yeah ol' Harry could have had any one of them.
Nope, he went with the chimp

fucking anglos

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>royalfags move to Africa to start new kingdom since black themselves can't even manage their own continent
Good for them, very good desu

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If pressed, physicists usually admit their insistence on no FTL and no time travel is because they have no idea of how to deal with temporally disconnected cause and event.

The brains in jars was hyperbole to the horrifying living corpse condition for many elderly in this age of "medical procedures that keep you alive"
We'll see what they come out with, but I can only imagine it won't be pretty. Any time humans try to play god like that, it isn't pretty.

Mars' real problem is not having stable dynamo (which is a function of poles in harmony, a thing science still doesn't understand) step one should be pole charging, once that's done atmosphere follows, once you have atmosphere, climate is easily manipulated

Iran-Iraq war was metal
>Enemy advancing through the marshes
>run electrical cables into the water, electrocute them all
>Iran knows human wave tactics don't work, admits it in meetings
>New strategy: More human waves with willing martyrs, extra points if you're a high school student or old man with white hair!

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no, it's because moving at the speed of light would require infinite energy

the only way you can do it is to have 0 mass, which is why all massless particles move at the speed of light

thats not what I meant you fucking bastard and you know it. The HOODIE, not the whole thing,

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Except we found a shortcut around that:
Sure, it would be more useful if the planet could sustain its own field, but that's well beyond current science, engineering, and geological knowledge.

The point is: your only angle for "past" travel (the only time you will ever have or experience is "now") is to attack the causality itself.

oh.

No one ever has or should. Millions of people die in some parts of the world and people either never hear or forget quickly because it doesn't matter.

I heard incredible stories from people there at the time. Mullahs would employ children to clear minefields with promises that god has made them immune to death.

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