Does this

this thread about sex or food?

Uh i heard this really happens. My friend writes at snopes and she told me this is happening in the phillipines all the time

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Oh shit do you jerk off at all? If i jerk off will my dick get more pencilly?

>My friend writes at snopes and she told me this is happening in the phillipines all the time
in australia, if you don't have sex - your penis becomes a weapon of ass destruction proofs

Absolutely not, if I were to ever cum, only God could predict the destruction it would bring. The pain is intense, yet I must contain the spunk for the safety of the world.

I banged a bunch of literal whores.

I believe the pussy size and appearance is purely genetic lottery.
Some were nice and tight, some were flappy and lose, all were whores fucking a bunch of men per day for years.

So i think it's a myth.
Wanna tighter pussy go for smaller built girls.
I think if anything height and pelvis width have more to do with it than anything.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Also, it’s not political.

Sage

If it's literally impossible for a vagina to become stretched and worn out then explain fisting/large insertion victims with gaping vaginas and assholes, explain why fat people need to have portions of their stomach removed because it cannot return to normal size again(same smooth muscle tissue as the vagina), most women even admit that their vagina got looser after childbirth, a 1 single time event like that made their vagina loose.
Obviously most penises are too small to actually stretch a vagina at all, but if youre shoving too big things up there it does get looser

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>The penis of a man who has had multiple sexual partners
I average two a week, not always brand new ones I like to recycle to save the environment. My ‘relationships’ (my hookup profile says I don’t do relationships) last a couple of hours to a couple of weekends.
Been hitting it hard recently which isn’t that unusual at this time of year. It’s natures way. I don’t know what it’s like in your countries but it’s spring here. In the last six weekends I’ve been out for five and on those five I have logged ten separate I.D.’s. Only one I knew before hand, Mel who I met in December.
The OP is about on par with the rest of the left wing produced ‘incel facts’.
Hey lads, guys, I’m meeting a stripper later on. Like not in a club in a bar and then although she’s not aware she’s coming to a hotel or even to a farmhouse that’s done out for executive meetings with me. It’s all standard procedure for weekend 1. My boss will fucking murder me if she knows what I’ve been using that place for, she’s ID #11 really, my formal GF. I only copped for Casey, my new stripper, on Sunday. I’ve broken her in but nothing more. I just broke up with another stripper. They are from the same club. This is the the third I’ve done - off the books if you will - in six weeks. The prize I can’t have, well I can and I have but she has a VERY protective BF and a monster of a cocaine habit. I think she mistook me for a cocaine dealer when we all met, I met a group of them one weekend and picked up my first one while the one I’m talking about as the very best draped herself on me and whispered that she’d left something behind the bar for me. On the way back from the hotel I’d taken Nicky too I was still full of coke/viagra/diazepam/painkillers/bud and horny as hell before we’d done 5 miles and I got the taxi to drop me at the bar. It was her # of course. I cheated on my stripper fren that first weekend with her. Ahh, 2000 characters...

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Yes you should never have sex

I think it could affect both partners. But yes, big benis will stretch vagina, permanently. I don't know though how it affects your dick.

Niggers tongue my anus

here I’d already screencapped this during the week while giggling my head off at work. I’m aware that bold claims take proofs. This is one who got obsessive about me and who i weekended twice. I didn’t stay in the club with her that night, in fact she walked out the next day to be with me for the weekend before going into rehab. She is beautiful. She hurt my feels (please never tell anyone I have them or you’ll ruin my image) by spending the last night with her family instead of me so instead of going home (I was really fucking horny) I slept with her bezzie and next door neighbour a sergeant in the army who’s just getting demobilised right now. I did not expect my based stripper back for her bags on Monday morning. I was awake anyway, wired too death at 8:30 am Monday morning and heard the two of them having a fist fight outside. I blocked them both later that day after getting into work at lunchtime and getting thrown out for being totally wasted. I was walking into things I was that wasted. Got three cuts on my face I don’t remember doing. Anyway I went in a total binge the next weekend doing hookups and last weekend went back to the club and copped for my new stripper.
Ain’t life hard?
I’m older than most of you kids, I’m late 30’s I’m good looking and I’ve got money. Those three points, maturity, looks, cash are the three you’ll need to get to grips with if you ever want to be a stud.
Right I’m playing fallout, my ego needed a headpat, I’m done here now. Not had sex since last Sunday and I’m fit to burst. My new girl doesn’t even do coke BTW so this might be the first weekend in about 8 i have been clean of that shit, feels good. Do not take drugs as it ruins things. You think 10 is better than 1 or 2? Not really, it takes me an hour or 90 minutes to cum, I fuck like a stallion but I am never satisfied and so I go from one directly to the next over and over again and never get a feel for ‘that’s enough - done it’.

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Seems pretty boring, honestly.

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yes

To all two digit IQ lurkers: they are using this image to de-legitimize the roastie argument

Actually your penis become bigger the more you use it.

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>Actually your penis become bigger the more you use it.
This. It can even shrink noticeably if you don't use it at all for several years (e.g. old men with erectile dysfunction).

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Those are sausages.

Am I really the first person to notice this?

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cool blog faggot

Yes, it happens. If you crush your penis inside a vagina you destroy the cells around it until your dick falls off. But don't give up vaginas just yet. If you don't have sex at all your dick will grow to an unmanageable size and you will have to go on disability like that guy in Mexico who gave up pussy for a year.

You can't make this shit up. Or can you?

It's true stay away from thots. they artificially tighten the vagene and its crushes the penis

It's the opposite. If you have sex from a young age as a man you will produce more testosterone. Testosterone when hitting puppetry has the biggest impact on penis size. When puppetry stops testosterone will not work as a penis enhancement. There is also other factors as IGF-1 and growth hormone.
To be more specific if you take SARM (Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator), Ibutamoren and IGF-1 when you hit puppetry you will stimulate the growth of your penis. It's the only time in your life a penis enhancement will work.
Do not take testosterone because it fucks up your endocrine system and organs.
If you're a dad with a son you should look up mk-677 and LGD-4033 and put in your sons food in low dosis over a 3 month period on and off.

>So i think it's a myth.
No shit, Sherlock.

>Testosterone when hitting puppetry has the biggest impact on penis size
This. Notice how all the fat nerds who spend their puberty playing computer games and never see sunlight (=low testosterone production) have the tiniest penises.

Absolutely bullshit, but I love what they are trying to achieve with the meme.

pictures make it seem a bit understated really

kek at this attempt at trickery. Go home Israel.

It is known that endocrine disruptors can affect the penis size and it's also known that an inactive lifestyle can lower your free testosterone. So when you sit on your fat ass all day playing games and drinking monster energy from cans or plastic bottles filled with bisphenol a you increase the change of smaller penis growth. But study has also shown that 3-5 hours of exercise every week can boost the natural free testosterone levels. So you have a change to combat your low test body.

This the most idiotic thing I have ever saw on this God forsaken place, you sir have the honor of being maybe the biggest idiot mankind has ever know.