Let's have some fun with the bong police

tell him you're going out to seek vigilante justice with your nerf gun.

this
report hate speech against whites and see how they ignore it, then try it against muzzies.

he ended it.
i'm thinking of contacting them, reporting a hate crime. I'll pretend to be engaged in gay sex publically at a playground, and some racist homophobe called me a faggot

do it subtley.
but this guy's option is good Say a group of darkies called you a white devil and kept saying 'whites are smelly'.

talk about how some 'asian' gang attacked you because you're white and kept calling you things like cracker and whitey and see how they react.
watch them say "this may not be a hate crime" or some bollocks.

bump for OP's big balls

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youtu.be/L4TOyOz0E7k

Fuck the bong police

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This thread has put my sides out of action help

it's so spazmoided they can persecute you for just doing that. that's the main reason I'm not doing this, because I can actually get in shit for this.

Lmaooo id like a christian operator

youz a VePeEn anaun eh?

this is amazing.

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>cant even give some coppers the banter
Truly cucked.

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>why would you throw bacon?
lmao

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> the cops took away my screwdriver
you guys need to be more subtle so that we can check if they would use these ridculus laws to protect whites

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pls more

Is there any live street cams in west yorkshire? make an urgent and serious report about say a hostage situation or some shit taking place at the location in view of the live cam and we can watch live as a fucking bong swat team roles up

we need some freedom, I think we have some oil in Northern Scotland can you guys just consider the whole country ripe for the pickings?

This is good.

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you guys are the best

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checked. you have found a knife in your cutlery drawer and need someone to come round and remove it before anyone gets hurt.

camscape.com/Europe/United Kingdom/England/Yorkshire/index.html

>throwing bacon
Oh my fucking sides user

>On me mum mate
Superkek

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best

right then, I'd say "someone swat them" but if they somehow trace it back to me I'm fucked, so I'll just say I'm not going to swat them

Keep fighting the good fight anons

How safe is it to do this?
Asking for a friend.

camscape.com/Europe/United Kingdom/England/Yorkshire/Leeds-town-centre-Cam-31818.php

Try this cam, good view of the town centre

You're untouchable user dw

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What a madman

i would say its 100% safe if you're neither in the commonwealth or the EU

Golden thread,

For you? Very. You're basically their bitchmaster

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it takes a pic every 4 hrs lol no

Wasting police time and resources. Get a life you cunts.

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how often does it update?

true. but also

its funny

Never expect the irish to get mad at us annoying the british

idk and I was joking lol, hangon there's somebody at the door brb

I feel kind of bad now, even though I haven't done anything

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This reminds me when people on /b/ contacted online Apple support. Pretty hilarious caps but sadly I lost them.

Grab an address, name and phone number from an online "golden pages" or phone book type site

the operators will find this funny themselves they just have to professional don't worry

BONG BONG

Oh fucking christ....

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Yes I'm sure the people who arrest people for butter knives and screwdrivers always see the funny side of things

lmao

based peter

I fucking love you user(s)

bumpin

nah use this:
fakenamegenerator.com/gen-random-en-uk.php

>a Jew hesitant about subversion
truly clownworld after all

They won't extradite you for it so don't worry.

where is leeds anyway

But they'll check their data base of West Yorkshire residents and find out they're trolling. Guys try and keep it going by giving a name, DOB address etc (A real address from west yorkshire)

I was visiting, you nigger.

>But they'll check their data base of West Yorkshire residents and find out they're trolling
just tell them your visiting

EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER POSTED IS SATIRE!!!! lol

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They'll send you to kiryat arba if caught

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They didn't ask if you were visiting they asked where you live. Even if you were visiting they wanted to know where you live when you're not off travelling

I noticed they are a bit slow now, and i basically just got told before he disconnected the chat quickly

>"to go off to my own police station and ask for help"

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my sides

The plight of the modern white

welp it's over boys. gonna have to wait until shift change because i think they're on to yous

Then give an address you live at when you're not visiting. They aren't that stooopid.

why don't you do it user

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>Why would you throw bacon? You're then going to be in trouble if you do that.
Fucking clown world. This is like a teacher scolding a little kid.

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Because I'd be hauled across the Northern Border after they track my IP

there are lots of alternatives:
north-wales.police.uk/contact/live-chat-support

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give them prince harry's name, dob, etc

the won't extradite you for havin' a giggle mate

oh in that case they're all probably routed to the same hub anyway so no matter what chat you're talking to the same people

this is the first time i say this after years of lurking. MY SIDES jumped of the helicopter.

Oh anons I haven't felt this much joy in a long time. Think tor is secure enough for shenanigans?

get a proxy nigger

Faggot ass niggers got me

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Haha, my sides.

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They didn't specify.

Use a proxy or VPN in conjunction with Tor browser. Take a bullet for the sake of laughs. I suspect the reason Lord KEK has forsaken this board is because we have forgotten about doing it for the lels.