AUS/POL/ - EASTER SUNDAY EDITION #2

G'day Lads

www.conservativenationalparty.org

Chinks getting ready to annex us
> mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-21/china-increases-surveillance-near-png/11028192

Shooters Party will fail to repeat NSW election success at federal level due to lack of funds
> mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-21/why-shooters-party-will-fire-blanks-at-federal-election/11030864

Agriculture Department stands by water buybacks, amid claims of scandal and calls for an inquiry
> mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-20/agriculture-department-stands-by-water-buybacks/11033530?section=politics

How much you save under Labor and the Coalition's tax plans at a glance
>mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-19/tax-plans-of-labor-and-the-coalition-at-a-glance/11024422?section=politics

Daily reminder: If you don't vote Conservative National's you're not Australian and you need to go back.

www.conservativenationalparty.org

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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I DIDN'T GET ANY EGGS REEEEEE

I thought high earners under a labor twx plan were gonna get hammered

>tfw saw a field of rabbits on the way to work tonight

havent seen that before, twas very festive. also are people still pushing the easter bilby meme? havent heard about it in years

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Santa giveth santa taketh away

bloody unAustralian

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that's because women are to incompetent to actually kill themselves

>mfw these pajeeta names

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must be easy to control her

>Vidya
kek

1 in 4 people who commit suicide are women! How do we stop this tragedy?

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Take along one of these.

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>21
>twenty one

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Is the red dot on her forehead the 'Record' button?

that thing looks at least 30.

oof.

>at least

I'm making a shitty gondola music video, what are you cunts doing?

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not wasting my life making shitty gondola music videos, that's for sure.

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Ive seen worse t b h

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drinking

i'd rather fuck the cat

sad as it is, this is as productive as i get

watcha drinking
im on this absolutely vintage drop

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Can someone PLEASE tell me how vb became a trendy beer? All of these thotties and bro dudes that would rag on someone for drinking it are all now posing with a vb in hand on fb / IG. I dont get it hey

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What's the point of the 'bullock' nose-ring?
Does it rub against the top surface of your dick?
>must be a disgusting snot trap when she gets a cold

VB

trust me they are fucking annoying I got one when I was 18 and took it out after about a year

Pussies good

are you a slut

fake tinder profile created by VB to market for free

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and it's bald too

Are you a faggot, faggot?

no I listen to Metal so I was young and stupid and tried to put off this image. Just glad I never got tattoo's

>21 going on 40!

post tit

you want to see hairy man pecks?

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nah not really
im on nofap anyhow

I have pink nipples, does that turn you on?

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lol get fucked cunt i know these threads are full of poofs so im not even willing to play along
im on the path of purity

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I identify as a man

tits & timestamp, bitch

I was born male and transitioned to female but then transitioned into a male. I had my tits cut off

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i'm shy, please stop bullying me. i'll #metoo you

Which one is "Jo"?
I'm guessing the black one at the back.

anyone got some aussie pepes? wanna see the rarest you got

>10 day weekend
hnnnnnnnng

stating now

youtube.com/watch?v=BICKJuwuW8g

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It's pretty fucked when you look at the death statistics and see that the largest cause of death for men (young adults to middle aged) is suicide. Completely preventable deaths; not fucking incurable cancer or heart complications that sprung out of nowhere, but self inflicted.
But ofcourse we should focus on gun deaths which (homicides) have not lowered since the new laws and once you take out the factor of deaths over money, drugs and revenge killings is fucking non existent. 2000 people fall to their deaths every year for fucks sake and people are whinging about ~60 murders involving fire arms.

here you go m8

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Fuck frogs, based Anning is our meme

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Praise Anning

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buff bruce incoming

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im so fucking horny AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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go to sleep cunt
dont let the porn jew corrupt you further

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i've already been jerking off to furry traps for years

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c99b3e455382

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you can always stop and not be a stain on humanity
you do have that choice cunt

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>3DPD
yikes

i do have a gf

his future children are stains on his cum rag, but probably on his floor

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AUSTRALIA IS FOR THE WHITE MAN

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And?
Don't give a fuck about your missus, stop watching furry porn.

What happened to the discord

make me

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I shot it up

No, you.

did you get her to dress up as the easter bunny?

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no
ÒwÓ

why not?

don't you wanna stop watching it though, shit like that erodes your manhood and your soul
it's fucking gay and weird mate, and you know it's a problem that you either kill entirely or it just gets inexorably worse, gotta drop it on its fucking head and stop

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didn't even think of it
I'll probably have kids before you do

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not to switch on are you

i wouldn't doubt it, how's that change anything though, jerking off to weird shit on the internet is gay regardless of what else you're doing in life

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why does it matter so much to you?

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who said it does, i don't give a shit what you do really, but if you're going to argue about whether or not it's gay and weird then yeah that's total bollocks, it's deffo gay and weird, no argument

never denied it was gay and weird

Because it never stays in "your privacy" and extends to society. It's how you get cunts going full pedo after watching nothing but loli porn for years, or cunts start getting rapey after escalating to hardcore bdsm and snuff.
Then you've got furry cunts crawling around the city on a leash pretending to be animals in leather gear in front of our kids in public
You backward habits extend on to us eventually, that's why. Remember when faggots were saying "it's not like we're pushing it on your kids"? How did that turn out.

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None of them are white. You can't be Australian if you aren't white

Whats his position on Jews?

When are you two gonna fuck?

stop then lol

He's anti-immigration and wants to take back the banks from the kikes.