How do I get a redpilled Somali wife?
Trade for her with a boat.
Be white and go where they are. It's insanely easy for a white man to get some niggerpussy.
what kind of boat
That goes fast. Somali dads love fishing and pirating ships so pretty much you can have any women in the village.
Fly to Mogadishu.
Probably want to check out the dating scene there before you go though.
Fuck off, we don't condone inter racial marriages
they don't race mix they are notorious for this
but I'm Muslim waryaa
have a head like a lightbulb
>fishing
>piracy
>qt anti semite gfs
Maybe Somalia really it's the libertarian paradise
OK but no black's, if you are a non blk Muslim go to the masjid they have lists of available women
do you have a sister?
Nope, none, Nada, not even cousins
go there and buy one bro they're not that expensive.
>not even cousins
there is no such thing as a geeljire without cousins
Being her brother helps
Somalis typically don't associate with non Somalis, especially the ones in Somalia. If you're white or Black watch your back there lmfao.
somalians are the niggers of niggers
Go to Somalia and buy her, not kidding about this.
KEK,...I'd say it's a toss up between them and those from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, but what do I know
All muslims worship white looking people. Just be white and Muslim. Somali are the most white worshipping.
Just buy one from Somalia. Think they only cost a goat.
No we like Somali features, other Caucasoids look more like us facialy than blks, in our culture skin color means less than face shape, nose shape, hair texture, etc every culture is entitled to their wishes, white women for example love Bantu looking niggers
What's wrong with his eyes? why are they so yellow? Ewwww
you put a gun to your head then release the triggers
you're not allowed to own a gun lmao
Don't you have a Muslim mayor of London kek, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
you’re another retarded nigger muzzie loving yank who clearly doesn’t understand uk gun laws. yes it is true that we can’t own pistols, but with a loicence we are allowed to own shotguns and semi autos. you are aware that that moslem hates you just as much as the kikes do? that is implying you’re white if course.
trigger warning: angoy with jew monarch
not even an argument, just some retarded insult. have fun pleasing the kikes by accepting nigger moslem politicians.
you cower from knives all day whilst being sodomized by your aristojew chimera masters
>whilst
you sure your not a britfag?
With a Hellfire. Fuck Somalis, all of them and fuck you for implying they are redpilled. They are absolute cockroaches.
White Women like Bantu guys because they don't look like long fore-head creepy ass niggas like Horn Africans.
Ban Islam
Why is she even being considered Muslim? My highly religious Turkish friend even says that she would be stoned to death for the way she is back in Turkey.
wtf are you talking about? Turkey is a secular country, less than half of women there even wear the hijab. It isn't some Arab shithole where they stone women, shut the fuck up. You white people think all brown people are the same, Turks aren't Arabs, they have standards.
be her brother
based. hating kikes doesn’t automatically mean they’re based, and they just do it from superstition not from actually evidence.
why do you spam photos of her in these threads? what do you think your achieving from this?
hegemony
fair enough then. al least you’re admitting to being a kike/israel shill.
Soomaliya haa noolato
>Turks aren't Arabs
you're right. they're worse.
how the fuck does that translate as “yes yes yes”. ill never understand nigger languages.
Turks owned Arabs for centuries. The only reason why some Turks are brown is because we were offered Arab women as tribute. Same reason why we lost our asiatic features aswell, we kept laying with Anatolian and East European slaves
but user thats haram ;)
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