Happy Easter EVERYONE!!!

Stop using the shitty name Easter which is an abominated name from old German Eoster.

The real name of the celebration of the Ressurection, the holiest of all days, is Pascha
(paska) which is its original Greek name.

Now fuck off with this Easter shit.

That Thoth get
Happy Easters guys. God bless you all

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Dont you have a dog to violate? I swear you Chinese cant decide whether to fuck them or to eat them.

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desu we do use Uskrs which means resurrection

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happy easter frens

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Happy Zombie Jesus Day.

>open jesus tomb
>its empty
>be completely inspired and in awe
>fedora comes to the tomb
>sees empty tomb
>responds see i told you he was never real

Happy Easter
Praise the god emperor Christ!

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Christ is Risen! Hallelujah!

Happy Easter user!

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do christ cucks belive that jesus literally rose up into the sky?
is heaven a physical place in space?

Happy easter!
How are you spending the holidays lads?

No, but don't listen to me, go to church for yourself. Honestly, give it a try.

drinking beer and praying to go to save all the forgotten fallen anons

It’s a good thing Christ is teaching gun safety.

Ishtar loves you. May your loins be plentiful and your harvest abundant
>It's a fertility celebration, amirite? The eggs, the rabbit, the maypole...

He is risen!

Happy Easter, Hoher Ase.
The upper time of the year has started. Sun on it's path to victory.

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He is risen, he is risen indeed!

This is everything I have,once they are gone they are gone.
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Israel is going full-Talmud soon.

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Get saved if you haven't accepted Christ yet.

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Lol you're so silly

Amen

Nice

The super jew has risen

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Jesus, the best fren!

Christ has risen!

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Hope

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Faith

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Love

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Happy Easter

Gloria Tua!

Amen!!!!!!!!!

Wow

The grave could not contain Him

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There is power in the name of Jesus

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Joy

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Happy Easter anons, Celebrate the Resurrection of Christ in awe, knowing the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.

You're all fags. But have a happy Easter nonetheless.

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No corruption can enter Paradise.

Faith alone Brother, gains us everlasting life. The Keys to the Kingdom however, are sincerity, sincerity, and more sincerity.

Happy Easter Catholics and Protestants

Amen

Amen

Lets see. Jesus was
>Racist
>Narcissistic
>Violent
>Tortured and Killed Animals en masse

>Faith alone Brother, gains us everlasting life
James 2:19
"Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble."

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As the heavens are higher than the earth,
so are my ways higher than your ways
and my thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow
come down from heaven,
and do not return to it
without watering the earth
and making it bud and flourish,
so that it yields seed for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is my word that goes out from my mouth:
It will not return to me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire
and achieve the purpose for which I sent it.

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>Lets see
>Jesus was
>Racist
Fed en masse both jews and gentiles.
>Narcissistic
Literally washed the feet of his disciple who rejected him out of fear right after.
>Violent
Healed a man's chopped of ear who got cut for coming after him first.
>Tortured and Killed Animals en masse
Which fan-fic is this from?

Happy Ostara
Sieg Heil!

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I've seen that one before, who wrote that again?

I think this one is red letter
>John 3:16 New International Version (NIV)
16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Happy Easter. Don't get blown up.

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Jesus was nonwhite

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He would celebrate Passover like other kikes.
Easter is pagan, a celebration of nature, something that kikes hate, so yeah I agree with you. Good thing most Christians still celebrate nature, family and it comes naturally to them, they would do it even if they did not have the book.

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>Racist
Mark 7:21-30
In which Jesus refers to Caanites as dogs.

>Narcissistic
Luke 14:26 and Matthew 10:37
In which Jesus instructs us to hate our family and friends, giving our love to him only.

>Violent
The entirety of Revelation.
In which Jesus will come back to earth and raise hell on all the people who loved their families more than him.

>Tortured and Killed Animals en masse
Mark 5:13
In which Jesus sends devils into 2000 pigs, torturing and making them drown to death.

God is such a good person. He decided to torture his son to virtue signal how kind and merciful he is to us. A role model if there were any in this world.

Happy Easter brethren. May God smile upon all of us.

I tried to buy booze today. The grocery store was closed. The liquor stores were all closed. The third time I went to a gas station, managed to get the booze, and when I went to the counter she said they wouldn't be selling any until noon.

Is this a sign from the lord that I should stop drinking, or am I just paranoid???

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well yeah, just like all jews

>Mark 7:21-30
Did you read the rest of the story where Jesus calls the woman a dog and not worthy of him, then for the woman to say she is not worthy, but having faith, which Jesus having seen beforehand, testing the woman's faith by demeaning her, HEALS HER DAUGHTER BY HIS MERE WORD right after and telling her to go in peace?
>Luke 14:26 and Matthew 10:37
To hate family that defiles itself and rejects the moral authority of God, or in other words, if your family defiles you, you must reject it.
Here's something against that, 5th of the 10 Commandments says to RESPECT YOUR PARENTS.
>The entirety of Revelation.
Biblical metaphor not even caused by Christ, but by evil fed by humanity's constant sinning, which Christ defeats.
>Mark 5:13
Sends demons, by their own will, to die as swine, drowning in the sea where they freely walk into.
Not to mention Christ's sacrifice being THE LAST BLOOD SACRIFICE, fullfilling the Old Testament laws of animal sacrifice for them to become obsolete.

Happy Easter

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Frohe Ostern, Kinsmen.

Happy Easter

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I have been away from the church for a while. I've come to realize that despite the corrupt anti-pope, he is irrelevant.

"For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.”
Matthew 18:20

Can we get some Easter Island posters to help us with the celebration of Easter?

Happy Easter

Based and redpilled

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indeed He is risen!

needs a Jow Forums shop on the computer

Bible says to stay sober minded

Being a racist asshole, and putting people in their place, all that is okay as long as you help them in the end.
>To hate family that defiles itself and rejects the moral authority of God, or in other words, if your family defiles you, you must reject it.
So you added words and meaning that aren't written there. Good job :)
>Here's something against that, 5th of the 10 Commandments says to RESPECT YOUR PARENTS.
Shall I remind you of the time Jesus disrespected his mother and brother to virtue signal how awesome of a guy he is?
Mark 3:31-35
Also don't cite the old testament, you're embarrassing yourself.
Genesis 38
In which we learn Jesus was born of the line where Judah had sex with his daughter in law who was disguised as a prostitute.
>Biblical metaphor not even caused by Christ, but by evil fed by humanity's constant sinning, which Christ defeats.
Thats a nice way of dismissing that Jesus in Revelation is a violent crazy bloodthirsty apocalyptic maniac.
>Sends demons, by their own will, to die as swine,
How about vanquishing the demons with his power as god instead of killing half a million dollars worth of livestock that belonged to a family who needed the pigs for their livelihood.

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thanks fren, it’s sweet since i know easter hasn’t come for you guys yet

Jew detected

So easy to tell
Kys

probably just means you don't know your local liquor laws
but yea stop drinking

You are my only frens, I have to participate.

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The New Commandment is to "love one another". This was in opposition to the tribalism of the day, it provides a universal message.

Why are we doing Easter today? Wasn’t 420 just yesterday?

did you guys manage to summon hitler from the grave, or was it a bust?

You too, Finland.

>Good Friday huge storm with hail
>Easter Sunday, bright sunny weather

Anyone else?

Happy easter!

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Happy Easter anons!
Today the KING OF JEWS rises again. Praise his name!

You know he was called that to piss the jews off right?

Internet: no one celebrate Easter here
Real life: literally no one not celebrating Easter

happy easter friend

He is risen.
Happy easter, anons

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