How come nobody livestreamed trespassing into area 51? You'd think some suicidal dumbfuck would have done it by now

How come nobody livestreamed trespassing into area 51? You'd think some suicidal dumbfuck would have done it by now.

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>Muh alien invasion

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they have, many times. a hilbilly retard in a white f250 appears and threatens to shoot you.

Outer ring private security contractors ask you to leave without killing you.

They have cell jammers within a 5 mile radius

because there's nothing there. American science is pozzed af due to globalization and declining dysgenic IQ, the new generation top-secret stealth project is probably an F-22 with a black dildo strapped on it for aerodynamics.

You know they moved everything after the publicity... decades ago. Most of it to the deserts of UT

*YAWN*

ANYONE ELSE SLEEPY? LETS HEAD TO BED.

Any specific locations or names I could look up?

Shits actually out on one of those pacific atoles that were nuked. Thousamd miles barrier of ocean.

All cell networks are jammed.

nobody's done it because this mad fucking lad flew a plane in once, pretty sure they beefed it up after that
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No cellular reception out there

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There is no cell phone reception out there.

this plus if someone were to Tarrant it there would be no way to get the footage to the net before the person filming 'disappeared'

Sat internet?

Jerry Freeman hiked in to the area and took pictures in 1997

You mean illegal alien invasion

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Because the Assgard will teleport them off world, and anal probe them.

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