I live in Bavaria. Looks like they reached us too...
Happening Terror Attack In Munich
Firecracker = (((media))) speak for dysfunctional bomb?
if (true) {
big;
}
ARAB SPRING AS A GO!
Unclear shit vice coder.
//This code determines if big or not ;))
If(true == true)
If(!false)
Big;
else
Not big();
}
}
Getting really sick of mossad and Israeli shills on Jow Forums pretending it's not mossad
I was born in Munich but moved to eastern Germany, get fucked westniggers
IS IS SPRING ALREADY ?
Is this bait? 3 lines of code vs 8? I know who I'm hiring.
total-croatia-news.com
No no goyim he's just mentally ill
>Looks like they reached us too
Nigger your politicians invited them to Europe in the first place
if True:
print("BIG")
else:
print("Fake and Gay")
# >t. Python-peasant
>by shouting "Allahu Akbar" and throwing stones, is mentally ill and not connected with terrorism, the Croatian Ministry of Foreign and European Affairs said on Sunday.
Why would mossad throw a firecrackers?
true?big:false;
They have to say this or risk another Balkan war
Not today, CIA.
Has anyone seen what it's like to choke a Muslim and watch the life leave their eyes?
Its glorious to witness your puppets carry out your orders
>fireworks
>some drunk roach throwing a cracker
even the terrorists are of the cucked variant in merkistan, kek
>not returning 5
You need more code camp.
you could have made an attempt at whitespace if you are using python.
>/germany
who gives a fuck about 3rd world shitholes
Death by panicked stampede is an easy kill for the average Muslim to achieve. And gee why would tgey have a grudge against Croats?
>true && big
get rekt script kiddies
>no intend
doesn't compute
Lmao sounds more like a good prank than anything
kek
part and parcel of being diaspora
church was allegedly full of Croats
i doubt they found that funny
Do you mean "Tabulator"? That doesn't work in a 4kek post.
based
its a good thing
youtube.com
Nothing to see here.
>full of Croats
Go on...
This guy gets it
>firecracker
>injuries only
Who cares? Come back with a real happening or don't bother.
gon grow my beard long, wear sandnigger costume and start throwing my rucksack into the cafeteria to get free seats from now on
my serb dna will make them flee in terror
the summer can come, remover is ready
kek
10 LET truth$ = INT(RAND(2))
20 IF NOT truth$ THEN PRINT "Fake and gay" ELSE PRINT "Big"
30 HONK "honk"
Suck it, python losers!
int main(){
int true;
scanf(" %d, &true);
if(true==1){
printf("BIG");
}
else{
printf("fake and gay");
}
return 1488;
}
cout
FORTRAN?
I absolutely called it. I said shit would be going down in multiple spots around the globe Easter. You'd have to be dumb to go to church today!
the slide is strong in here
(all)
fucking finally
but it won't save you system shills either
kebab removal comes to everyone
>FORTRAN?
Fuck off, that's BASIC, God's own programming language
Who’s sri Bavaria
BASIC. I haven't written anything in basic since I was using my Dad's Apple IIe. Go shit your pants somewhere else, mate.
Stupid Brit
>I haven't written anything in basic since I was using my Dad's Apple IIe
1980s POORFAG DETECTED
>Stupid Brit
Treacherous, ill-bred Yankee
Born in '84, hardly poor though. Middle class, back when there was still a middle class.
> start shit full of croat immigrants
> imagine they are just 6h drive to Croatia and they stay in Germany for Easter
> this is lowest class of Croats, absolute low life scum
> poorest of Croats who are angry at everyone
> you decide to enter such church and yell your shit
> you survive
How lucky is this guy ?
HolyC is god's only true pl.
Exit;
#include
#include
typedef enum {
false = 0,
true = 1
} Bool;
int main(int argc, char ** argv){
char * journo = argv[0];
Bool news;
Bool jewed = ( strstr(journo, "berg") || strstr(journo, "stein") );
if(jewed){
news = false;
printf("big"\n");
} else {
news = false;
printf("not big"\n");
exit(1);
}
return 0;
}
#include
#include
typedef enum {
false = 0,
true = 1
} Bool;
int main(int argc, char ** argv){
char * journo;
strcpy(journo,argv[0]);
Bool news;
Bool jewed = ( strstr(journo, "berg") || strstr(journo, "stein") );
if(jewed){
news = false;
printf("not big"\n");
exit(1);
} else {
news = true;
printf("big"\n");
}
return 0;
}
Jow Forums fags get the fuck out of my board
all shitskins must be killed
German media talks about "lunatic man rambling ununderstandable words" (TZ Online)
okay, now this is culturally enriching
>doesn't keep code curly bracket formatting consistent
>reply quotes on a single line
kys, on two counts of public disgust
You didn't malloc your journo pointer. If you strcpy you're going to get a sigsev exception.
you wont read this in any german newspaper
Hail Honkler
>\n even though you wont be printing anything afterwards
kys
You can, its Lügenpressed tho. Its "geist verwirrter mann" and "unverständliche Worte". (DerWesten, Thüringer, TZ Online)
>Einzelfall™
There's nothing wrong with that. In fact, its only courteous, as at least on tcshell, you won't get a newline automatically after the program is finished unless the program put one in. I hate my output to be on the same line as my command prompt.
DEUS VOLT
Regionale Sache.
Why hasn't a German in the Church run out to that fucking Sandnigger and beat the living shit out of him for being a massive faggot? Are Germans really that much of a pussy?
Can we start the song can we?.
youtube.com
.LC0:
.string "Oy Vey The 6 Million!"
main:
push rbp
mov rbp, rsp
sub rsp, 16
mov DWORD PTR [rbp-4], edi
mov QWORD PTR [rbp-16], rsi
mov edi, OFFSET FLAT:.LC0
call puts
mov eax, 0
leave
ret
__static_initialization_and_destruction_0(int, int):
push rbp
mov rbp, rsp
sub rsp, 16
mov DWORD PTR [rbp-4], edi
mov DWORD PTR [rbp-8], esi
cmp DWORD PTR [rbp-4], 1
jne .L5
cmp DWORD PTR [rbp-8], 65535
jne .L5
mov edi, OFFSET FLAT:_ZStL8__ioinit
call std::ios_base::Init::Init() [complete object constructor]
mov edx, OFFSET FLAT:__dso_handle
mov esi, OFFSET FLAT:_ZStL8__ioinit
mov edi, OFFSET FLAT:_ZNSt8ios_base4InitD1Ev
call __cxa_atexit
.L5:
nop
leave
ret
_GLOBAL__sub_I_main:
push rbp
mov rbp, rsp
mov esi, 65535
mov edi, 1
call __static_initialization_and_destruction_0(int, int)
pop rbp
ret
"Allah snackbar"
No idea what that nigger is talking.
Totally "unverständlich".
>firecracker
>24 injured
Ehh, what?
Mass panic etc.
No one cares bro
if True:
print 'big'
Dude the next Hitler has his election already won for him. "Want this to stop? vote for me and I'll make it stop."
The Muslim's name was Shlomo Lipschitz.
No poor people could afford Apple products in the 1980's either. If you were rocking snack attack on an Apple II you were comfortably upper middle class nerd family.
Not even mentioned in german news.
>Everyone panicked and threw the baskets that the Easter meal was in, and ran out screaming
based reaction in a 200 vs 1 situation
What will American muslims terrorist look like then?
Kek based
Also fuck diaspora.
My first thought too. Good luck germ.
Mankind has yet to find out who really pulls the strings the jews are pawns of another and i happen to be him
lol >Firecracker = (((media))) speak for dysfunctional bomb?
if happening:
print("big")
else:
print("Fake and Gay")
Guaranteed. Just like those beheaded backpackers "sustained neck injuries".
Thats what you get when you go to unsafe countries like Germany.
The hell? What happens in Russia?
They got quite a muslim population down there
>fire
>cracker
Think about this now.