What is the most red pilled mattress?

What is the most red pilled mattress?

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A good mattress needs to be both based and red pilled. Lurk two more years, newfag.

bales of hay

everything else is jewish propaganda

>not laying directly on hard wood floors every night
>he calls himself redpilled

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Some day i will find the perfect matress that feels like levitating in air

>buys a (((mattress)))
>wonders why he has back pain

Cast aside the horizontal Jew, user

100% latex mattress.

Splurging $ on luxuries is usually blue pill shit, but latex mattress are the exceptions. I have one from ZenHaven and it is incredible.

The only downside is the box springs are better for sex, but my girlfriend left me, so it doesn’t matter.

enjoy your air drift

A blanket and pillow on the ground. You’ll sleep six hours a night at most, and wake up perfectly refreshed.

Purple mattress is basically that, you can yeet an egg on it and it won't break.

i use a posturpedic pillowtop. I have slept on many matresses, memory foam, regular box spring, air, water, and mixed varieties. and the pillowtop is still my favorite. i loved it so much i bought it on the spot and never looked back. fixed my back pain from sleeping on a crappy regular box spring

There's got to be a matress that simulates levitation perfectly. Maybe then i can access my Ahkashic records

bags of sand.

But for how much?

i think youre looking for a salt balanced bath. retard

Sleeping on the bodies of your enemies and using their skin as your blanket

dont get that. the purple matress is retarded.

This unironically

Sensory deprivation chamber. You need lots of money and time for this, luckily I have both. I converted my larger bathroom to host this bad boy and I get the best most optimized sleep ever

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Stuffed with the shaved pubes of Jewish females, the Nazis knew best.

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Some of us don't have deep pockets, and others don't have enough space.

Enjoy your back pain, not to mention constant exhaustion from poor sleep quality.

Air mattresses. They're awesome. You can inflate them to whatever firmness you want. Totally solved my back problems.

Ordinary mattresses can be ok, but if you get one that isn't quite right then you're basically stuck with it forever.

Damn, i need a matress where i can fall in to a deep enough sleep to have lucid dreams.

Most air matresses don't do the trick other than Sleep Number.

how to drown in your sleep 101

THe water is so full of salt you can't sink into it that far.

The human body can float without effort.

Wood?

Too bluepilled.

Try concrete instead.

Plus

If you're having back problems you're probably just obese.

Did they use masturbation machines on the jewesses as well? gotta get that aroused scent on your pube mattress

Folding mat. No blanket or pillow.

Pluses: fixes spinal deviation, modular, helps cold tolerance
Minuses: can't fuck on it (shouldn't be a problem for most here).

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Futon is the only patrician choice here.

U wot m8? Sum standard Diwan does me mate. Also sum ottoman bed supposed to be gud as well cocker.

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"AND YOUR KASPER MATTRESS SHIPS STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR IN A HOW-DID-THEY-DO-THAT SIZED BOX"

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Based and savagepilled.

>Minuses: can't fuck on it (shouldn't be a problem for most here).
Now you're just projecting

firm pocket sprung

memory foam is a jewish conspiracy to damage your spine and make you weak and short

>red pilled mattress

The one strapped to OPs mom's back is pretty std pilled

Rape Brand Mattresses

Comes with free pointless degree

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