Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Frohe Ostern Edition II

>upcoming elections
EU nuthouse + Bremen: May 26 2019
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/europawahl.htm
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm
>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3GXh88uio
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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youtu.be/YgGzAKP_HuM
youtube.com/watch?v=ancHyVkIL4g
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welt.de/vermischtes/article192234993/Herten-in-NRW-Hochzeitskorso-laesst-verletzten-Radfahrer-liegen-dann-faellt-ein-Schuss.html
youtu.be/Mb8AgfQuYxI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Munich got BLACKED

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>youtu.be/qg-3dqBSrdk
Join Marxism-Leninism! Get free hand-outs!

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Initially read 'Get free hand-jobs!' ... dirty me! ;)

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Yeah your right its probably not her but......

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PRO-GERMAN MUSIC VIDEOS: archive.is/oAwv4

And you're an idiot

Good I hate christians.

>youtube.com/watch?v=UACheQac9vc

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>implying the party doesn't provide party members with party-hookers
TDG, I...

...

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Irgendwo, in fremden Land~

And here is the nigger getting detained… he is shouting something in his unintelligible language:
>Somali Nigger: SCHU - SCHU SCHUGABA
>By stander: Zugeht's du Wixer, du Elendiger

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...

>party-hookers

Seems the Party knows how to party :D

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Merkel is a complete whore.

Reich professors i have a semi-dumb question, how do you think which of the organisms are an epitome of evolution? (Humans excluding) i would say killer whales are pretty close. :D

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>210741068

Thx fren, no worries, I endured. ;)

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By the way im surprised, you didn't post your actual PayPal and hope that someone would be dumb enough to send you money, thinking your her. :D

I'd say. Let's get this party going. Vote LINKE, DKP, MLPD. Free hand-outs, hand-jobs and a socialist paradise, built in Plattenbauten und Aspest awaits!

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Depends on which criteria you apply. Among mammals ... yeah, killer whales are a good candidate. My favorites? Viruses. Few creatures meet their elegance ...

>Plattenbauten und Aspest awaits!

...and populated by the new Sowjetmensch of my creation! Now 60% more asbestos-resistant! :D

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A few bucks isn't worth it to get doxxed

Heil Hitler, everyone!

>tfw you made the effort to find, download, encode the video of the detainment as well as finding a non-porn thread on posting it there and linking it here, but still don't get a single (you) for it

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What happened?

Thanks, for some reson i was expecting you to pick someone from below. :D

Too bad i would of loved that. :D

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Eher ein Heil uns'rem Kaiser icksdeeh
youtube.com/watch?v=TYGNS1heM1w

Here's what happened:
Somali Nigger runs into Easter Mess in St. Paul in Munich on Holy Saturday, throws rocks and shouts (allegedly) "Allahu Akbar".
Many people get a panic and run out of the church.

The mass was by the Croatian community in Munich, there were about 500 attendants.

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That little shitstain should have been curbstomped to death, pathetic nigger.

This (you) was assigned to (you) for remarkable effort by the ministry for socialist Commie-shitposting; a few Gud-Commie points more and you're going to be awarded the "Orden der Arbeit"! Ja posdravlaju tebje, tovarisch!

>youtu.be/1VR7wJMj2BA
>*the Soviet senate claps*

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>Mann platzt in Ostermesse

Must have been a mess to clean up afterwards ...

I really don't need incel bucks

>We did it, Tovarish!! A new era for mankind! :D

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>Incel
Still on with this shit dyke?

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>*entire plenum stands up, to applaud fanatically*

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kek, someone made the same joke in the comment section in Münchner Merkur, but they removed it

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A toast to our glorious victory, gomrade!! :D

youtube.com/watch?v=ONKNwtlaF44

Btw one of my favorite songs... ;)

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>incel in denial

I have no problems with geting a random female by my side but i don't want a random female, i have had a gf, its just that most women are not interesting.

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>youtu.be/YgGzAKP_HuM
Da komme ich in Trinkstimmung, Genosse! Davaj vypjom! Tvoe sdoproje!

Halt den Rand, Tovarish!

My new AfD waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=ancHyVkIL4g

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Maybe I really should start practicing for next visit to Moscow ...

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>FUNK OVERLOAD!!

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>youtu.be/FYRL3BUQqV8
Moskau: Ach, Türme aus rotem Gold.

Dich bekehre ich schon noch zum Marxismus-Leninismus.

>nice aerial views in vid ... wait ... fucking traffic jam!!!

Fugg!!!!!

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Mao

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>Mao

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hnnnnnnnnng

>Mao
I now love this frog-cat as much as the pole-fag cuck-porn!

Checked, visit the grave pf Lenin, when you're there. Maybe post some pic rel.

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As in: you don't?

Indeed ... :D

Will do. Last time on Red Square was after 'business meeting' ... well at least I did not feel the cold in that condition. ;)

>When you form Moscow-Berlin axis in HOI4

welt.de/vermischtes/article192234993/Herten-in-NRW-Hochzeitskorso-laesst-verletzten-Radfahrer-liegen-dann-faellt-ein-Schuss.html

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A Commie never gets cucked for taxes, fren. Taxes are the commie's best friend. It provides him with sweet-commie gibs. As I've stated. I'm a reasonable Commie.

>Taffi got mad and left
Humans are odd creatures, they conduct acts on others that they dislike on themselves.

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Just a game. All of it.

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>reasonable commies
i think those two words are contradicting eachother.
quit giving me alphabet soup.

Happy Easter Kameraden

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>youtu.be/Mb8AgfQuYxI
>paз, двa, paз, двa, paз, двa...
Prisoedinjajsja, latysch!

Well, most commies are not reasonable. I see Marxism-Leninism for what is. You will, too.

>infantry protection

:DDD

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Not into the whole mind game stuff, seems unethical.
>Prisidinajsja
K chemu?

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>ethics

Learn the mindgames. They are the king's discipline. By now you should have recognized where the weak points are.

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KO KOMMUNISMU! Ty durak ili tshto-to v etom rode? KO KOMMUNISMU, KO MNE, K OKONTSCHATELNOJ POBEDE; tshego ty ushe shdjosh, latysh?

Der Stolz des Mutterlandes!

>Learn the mindgames. They are the king's discipline
I gues i have no choice then, everyone is doing it, so shall i.
>By now you should have recognized where the weak points are.
Oh yeah, i saw the cracks in the nut for the first time that day, felt unbelievable. :D

Meow.

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GuteN8

Nacional kapitalizm bole realisticheskaja idiologija chem memenizm.

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Spokojnoj notschi, G'night.

Based bong cat poster!

>unethical

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Good. But watch out, that knowledge can cut both ways ... you know, staring into an abyss is not always ... healthy.

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Da, bolee realistitschnym, else ty khotschesch, tshoby tebja ispolsovali korrumpirovannie gosudarstva, naprimer Germanija, ili dashe tselaja EU, i meschdunarodnie kompanii. Ty nitschego ne terjat, krome sboego tselej!

Kstati, ja bsjo esho nemez. :)

Btw sorry, Frollein, but he has to learn this lesson.

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>140 verbal IQ at work

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wtf i love jews now

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Making furries angry is never not fun.

What caused you to be like this?You most certain weren't born like this.The world rely pushed you to the edge eh?

What furries did you make angry and why and what was the outcome?

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I'll keep that in mind reich professor, and thanks. :D

It's a very long story.

Where is my TRÖÖTE?!

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Fressen oder gefressen werden

Well you brought it up and now I'm intrigued so now you have to tell the story.

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That is standard stuff for our kind. Juvenile bread and butter.

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Ihr seid alle Opfer Lappen kellerkind Nazis
Die Zukunft is bunt ob ihr es wollt oder nicht

Sometimes the basics is all you need. The KISS principle can be useful in many situations

IDK why no one will do anything, random mugging? stabbing? etc IDK.