Are mommygfs the solution to the thot problem?

Useless old bitches with chernobyl wombs.

Women having kids past their late twenties is not a good idea.

they are even more slutty than the young ones. to make up for the loss of attraction and chances of reproduction. sorry. just give up one women buddy

If they could pop out kids yes. Dated a 40 yo and sex was great and she was much more sane than any woman my age.

No, being attracted to women who are no longer fertile is a sign of degeneracy. You are supposed to go after young women who are in their sexual prime, and eventually find one to make babies with.

Single women in their 30s and 40s are single for a reason retard.

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Exactly, there's a reason why so many men before us hit it and quit it.

Older women are for Financial Predators and/or guys with mommy issues.

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What even is a mistress in this context? I don't understand. Are you a nigger picking cotton in the fields or her or wat?

Honestly the women in their 30s at work that married and lived a normal life look younger and healthier than the ones in their early 20s still that are destroying themselves at a breakneck pace.

i know but i had an older lady when i was a teenager and it was really nice i just want someone mature i can open up to and be close with and older women are really sexy and nice

the solution to thots is traps, obviously.

You have your wife at home, and you have some ho on the side that you fuck. That's a mistress in the US. I know in the UK a mistress is more of a dominatrix type that does femdom, but not here.

this guy gets it

>mommygf
I don't have mommy issues so I'm good. And if they're so good, why are they single? And do you seriously think they aren't sluts? They act nice and put out because they have to in order to compete with younger women.

A mistress is a female master. That's what it means in UK and US. How can she be your mistress if you are fucking her? Makes no sense

>mommy
Used up & Loose roasties
Damaged goods.

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No, in the USA mistress is side pussy for a married man.

Because you're looking up internet definitions. I'm telling you reality.

Thank you.

Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

No im not, that's literally what it means when someone says mistress. A female master. Are you telling me that's not what it means in US? It's probably some slang but the original meanning is still intact

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

faggot

mommies are just old washed up turbo slut whores

are you dumb?

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

Only if they're not ruined by tattoos

Ah, the German swimmer. She always was a hottie.

No.

My main point is this: Older women are only good for fucking, nothing else. Do not waste your life on them, only use them for sex. Your true destiny is a women of your age or lower, to raise a family with. Do NOT get with a woman you cannot raise a family with. I have no problem with men fucking multiple women at a time, as long as it's responsible.

no mate, you just have a small dick, SBC

in theory yes but in reality you will always compete with men that are superior in literally everything to you. dont think you will get a 9/10 40yo when you cant even get a 6/10 20yo. not to discourage you but i made this experience already lol and in general the older a women gets while remaining attractive the higher her expectations get.

I want a big tiddy mummy gf who will do everything for me and look after me like I'm her baby

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if you aren't getting girls in your 20s, you won't be getting them in your 40's

sorry, i don't make the rules