>be me
>wonder why the board is so slow today
>look up if anything is happening today
>its Easter
>home alone, with no friends or gf
>tfw I'm one of the few people left on this board whilst everyone celebrated with their friends
Be me
It's not its
I'm home with a pretty gnarly stomach flu. Grateful I can finally nibble on some solid food. Although I may just puke it up. Stop being a whiny bitch on jesus's birthday.
Don't fret m8 I disowned my family now I'm sitting in my room peeing in bottles to avoid eye contact and watching liveleak videos while eating ramen noodles.
Ain't life grand?
Want to make an alliance?
>jesus's birthday
Are you fucking retarded?
Sound comfy
I don't think that many people spend Easter with their friends
>"what's friends, precious? what's friends?"
In which city are you?
I just locked up my shop for the night, so I'm in for the evening to shitpost with you, fren.
Toronto
Accidental memeflag
there there user at least can still hate on the jews together
Whenever the board is slow it's usually extremely depressing. I always feel like I'm missing out on life because I never leave the basement. R9k is usually comfy on slow days. Cheer up user ur not the only loser.
fuck you, i might have aspergers
What's the best site for buying some wife for a visa or two?
Same. I don't care anymore. I currently reducing wine for a buerre rogue and letting my rib eye temper before pan searing it.
Jesus's rebirth day
You are never alone, user.
>no friends
That's insulting. We are your frens.
Im here with ya LeafBroAnon . Heres a funny pic to cheer you up .
lol nah
im pretty fuckin alone bro
>im pretty fuckin alone bro
And yet here we are with you = not alone .
Your choice, m8
i want a man
Everyone had was celebrating Hitlers birthday ofc
Go to church
What you trading?
Ass burgers are good eatin !
just letters on this retarded screen i stare at everyday
>jesus's birthday
say wat?
We are incel losers. Everyone likes to larp as an alpha male here, but the few married ones shitpost while their wives are in the bedroom with their boyfriends.
With equally retyarded people on the other side of the screen writing them .
Last Easter I spent with my family was 25 years ago. Great traditional food.
m a y b e
oh fuck being alone is the best vacation ever, bachelors life is great, ideally all you should do is fuck with females every now and then, its not great having a girlfriend in a sense that no matter what a piece of your freedom is worn down, and they just want more and more like in marriage and monogamy,
you have no idea how or why i always know you guys are actually living it up on the true vacation of being a NEET, although im responsible enough to know im a capable enough individual that I never really fully embrace the lifestyle
I AM A MAN, OH MY FUCKING GOD COME HEREEEEE
Jesus wants to be your fren, too.
He's just waiting for you to stop running away.
Jesus loves you. Seek logos and you will celebrate His Ascension with like minded people soon enough.
Should've gone to Church today user.
if you're saved, I'd have to be your brother in Christ whether you are
>a fucking leaf
or not. Besides, soon enough we'll need all the White Christians we can get to help exterminate the jews and muslims and forceably convert the remaining white pagans in our countries
wooo
wanna kiss? ;)
what you like? i trying to get in the military, i like anime, i work out, i used to flintknap to make knives
well my peter is about 7 inches erect, i work out, i know a lot of stuff
that they do, ask Cartman!
This
Happy other birthday, Jeebus.
>>>/reddit/
I like to think of my balls as the brains of my dick, I do so many cockpushups that it works out my nuts and he becomes so smart he has 2 brains.
I call him Mr.brainysnake
Have you considered this is God's punishment for you ignoring His son's resurrection and not attending Mass?
nice
Fuck e*ster. I'm not posting much because i have more joy by reading you idiots.
I went to my mom's church for Easter to make her happy, bought a 4 dollar lunch box from little Caesars, and then did my own independent hymn singing, but I've been on the board all day. One of the other reasons it's so slow is the Sri Lanka sticky. We're all frens here, fren.
>bought a 4 dollar lunch box from little Caesars, and then did my own independent hymn singing
What a fag lol
Give it a rest, Mordechai
Would.
Really? Faggotry? On Easter? Disgusting.