/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BOOBS LIKE BAGS OF SAND EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>KAC on ABCNews 4/21/19
youtu.be/7fbeHuziUmI
>KAC on JudgeJeanine 4/21/19
youtu.be/qFiB8C1yKwo
>Giuliani on FoxNewsSun 4/21/19
youtu.be/diy-xTL5VCE
>Giuliani on MtP 4/21/19
youtu.be/jSufkNS08V0
>Trump: Past to Present 4/17/19
youtu.be/CjDEy-0-rfY
>SoS Pompeo/ActDefSec Shanahan @US-Japan 2+2 Ministerial 4/19/19
dvidshub.net/video/673180/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Japanese FM Kono 4/19/19
dvidshub.net/video/673082/
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 4/19/19
youtu.be/eJ8GxCuqO9E
>PressSec Sarah on ABCNews 4/19/19
youtu.be/q6mDMLJZFTI
>PressSec Sarah on CBSThisMorning 4/19/19
youtu.be/ZsUE0jUxjEw
>Giuliani on FoxNews 4/19/19
youtu.be/f4csRWj5SaM
>Corey Lewandowski on FoxNews 4/19/19
youtu.be/8oSaCK9sRgk
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on Ingraham 4/19/19
youtu.be/9pR9VmeITLI
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (DepAssistSoS4TradePol Meale) 4/19/19
youtu.be/5T58k9OyatI
>This Week@State 4/19/19
youtu.be/8ss4n8abuDY
>StateDeptVideo: US Committed 2 Helping France Rebuild Notre Dame 4/19/19
youtu.be/fM5yjBNbJmA
>DoDVideo: Japanese DM Visits Pentagon 4/19/19
dvidshub.net/video/673281/
>Sekulow on FoxNews 4/18/19
youtu.be/I18WhXwl4Lo

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youtube.com/watch?v=LoRNLXsgJNQ
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-arrests-alleged-member-armed-group-stopping-migrants-new-mexico-n996746
archive.is/iX9lo
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friggin MAGA

Uh, wtf?

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Gnats and Tards

I love Kellyanne!

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Daily reminder you should all be lifting weights and running every single day of your week

>thehill.com/policy/national-security/department-of-homeland-security/439133-homeland-security-considering

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>Nissan
Never
Interrupt
Someone
Shooting
A
Nigger

Whoever wins; we lose

her skin actually looks good for once

You shouldn't be running every single day. You need at least one day of rest from it.

>Question: who wont get an owl this year ?

>For the last time I'm not gay! I even hired a "hot" beard...I mean actress to be my girlfriend. Did I say hired? I mean we met at a Bernie rally.

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Is $200 too much for a Hot Wheels VW purple Evil Weevil?

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She always looks good you fucker

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>revenge for the opium wars
>thats all this is isn't it.
>China will drug the world into oblivion.

Chemical warfare has begun

>Cory "Aaron Rodgers" Booker

>Gnats
Coulda stopped right there.
>Listen, Rosario, we landed you the role of a lifetime...

HILLARY CLINTON SENDS CONDOLENCES TO “EASTER WORSHIPERS” ON “HOLY WEEKEND FOR MANY FAITHS”

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>He was a felon illegally in possession of a firearm, you twit. You can't go around arresting people for breaking the law while you yourself are breaking the law when doing it. Retarded fucking nigger.
Being this much of a retard. The Feds that did this aren't your, my, Trump's, or our friends. They're the same niggers that sicked Muller on Trump for two years and getting rid of their asses would fix about ten million problems we are and aren't aware of!

>Did I say hired?
he doesnt ahve the money to hire her, the kikes at hollywood placed her there, they're up to something

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Yes.

He's going to deny he's a queer at the debate and Mayor Fag is gonna call him a self loathing sodomite and blame Pence for it somehow.

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I WONDER (((WHO))) IS BEHIND THIS

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ATTENTION:
so, we voted and...
awoo cancer = out
based meatwad = in
inform your fellow pedes of this change
thanks

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You can help by not being an opiate addict and dying from the hand rubbing kikes in the east!

best edition name, i'm fucking dying here

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Romo is about 1000x gayer than Rodgers. Look at how he gazing longingly into his lover's eyes. The passion, the intensity... the sockless loafers. That's true love right there.

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>awoo cancer = out
Can't stop, won't stop. THE AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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What’s the story behind this girl

In France? The Louvre, Catacombs, Sacre-Couer, Versailles, the Royal Gardens, Eiffel Tower, any number of the war cemeteries, Napoleon's tomb. I think that there still a lot you could enjoy. If you were asking for me, I would go to the United States, or Japan/Taiwan.

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Are you advocating for a Holy war?

If you are convicted of a felony in America you lose the right to bear arms. He was already a felon before he decided to go be a vigilante. No one is being charged yet for their actions on the border- it's legal but citizens face greater liability than officers when making arrests and can be counter-sued for false arrest if they accidentally do something wrong or illegal.

It’s a war we would win

Does she have a cock?

He has that money. There is lots of dirt on the corruption, New Jersey politics. Plus it's mutual because Rosario Dawson gets more screen time and free PR.

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OP here.
I would love if someone would AWOO up a Meatwad, Shake or Carl for me. I'd even take a Frylock.

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twitter.com/Card_R_Sarah/status/1119993091778383872


Will Pope Urban IX call the final crusade?

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That's why the trick is to not be in America. Round them up, shove them back across the border, step across, and then shoot them.

nigga you gay

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Oh look its another episode of muh deep state with boomerity

No, she's a gril(female)(goblina).

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>"My heart breaks for Sri Lanka & the global Christian community. We must continue to fight the perpetuation and normalization of Islamic barbarism and terrorism in all its forms"

Imagine

That slow of a reaction, she must be drunk or stoned

Nice.

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that's one well done neovagina.
shame about the breasts through

>Pope Urban 9mm
>is black

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Gross

I disagree. They need to pay for all the trouble they are causing. Put them on a bus- send them back where they came from- but not before giving them a fine.

Why should I pay for the mistakes of crumbling corrupt remnants of what used to be the Democratic Party?

They have to pay for their own bus ticket back. If you don't like it don't come here.

Shooting them will not solve the problem- it would make things much worse.

you are messing with forces you can't understand, sir.

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Look at those fucking teeth

She’s one of the best darkies out there

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>the last (D) debate is Booker/Bootygag
>in the middle of the debate, the house lights go off
>Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" begins to play
>suddenly
>random bolts of electicity
>Pence descends from the rafters, Sting-Style
>lightning shoots from his eyes
>calls down a thunderbolt from God onto the heathens
>their heads explode in a bloody mess
>tfw

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Your mother gave a great blow job last night after I fucked her in the ass. She said the taste reminded her of you.

Theyll call him to the mat for that

I need a 'default' awoo

You gotta help me, bros, I think I gave myself stage IV autism
You see I was never into anime but you fucks in this thread wouldn’t stop talking about it so over the last month I’ve watched:
All of motherfucking Jojo
>tfw now addicted to animu AND working out but still autistic af
3/4 of Cowboy Beepboop
>I fucking hate jazz but I cant tear myself away
All of Attack on Titan
>I wrote my first ever fanfiction last week, erotic or otherwise (it was erotic)
All of Dragonball from OG to Super
>now I scream when I shadowbox
Like 1/2 of Ghost In The Shell
>tfw no cyberpunk gf with existential crisis
Bible Black
>I dont want to talk about it
All of Upotte!!
>tfw want a gun now so bad but im in fucking california
All of Sword Art Online
>i FELT the autism switch on about 1/2 into this, it was a physical sensation
That Mermaid show
>i was watching in secret while lurking
Most of My Hero Academia
>im wasting my life on this but i cant stop
FLCL
>im a fucking moderator on the wiki, and a well respected one too
I’m wasting my once comfy NEET life on japanese cartoons and the body pillows are starting to pile up and i cant make heads or tails of that japspeak even though i got my mom to hire a tutor
What do

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I may possibly be the horniest man in this thread- but that woman does nothing for me.

I like kac people on here are going to start making me hate the bitch

It's also why you don't divulge your identity or post about it on kike book. The only indicator you did it should be from the horror stories of the fleeing illegals back down south or the corpses that tried to make it past you.

How the fuck does it make the problem worse? Mexico doesn't want them, we don't want them, their home countries don't want them. Kill them all and be done with it.

For sale.

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she has no hips

paging pastaleaf

dont underestimate the kike in her

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This might work. It's animated though, I'll see what I can do.

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>Pence descends from the rafters, Sting-Style
As long as it's not Owen Hart style

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Wow literally the most normie-tier shit there is. Even Bible Black is entry-level. Might as well throw Code Geass, FMA, and Death Note on there while you're at it.

will trump be on hannity??

>OP here?

Extracted the base image, it's on a transparent background in this png.

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I was thinking about Zuckerborg 2020 earlier today. Any chance it will happen?

You must be 18 to post here !

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Sir, I'm messing with forces YOU don't understand.

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>What do
If you cant handle that light ass load, kys or get gud

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He's going to be on Shannon later tonight

Flipped version.

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Yeah, it's the Chinese and not the Sackler family - this guy gets it. Man you are a fucking retard.

>the kikes at hollywood
Cory Booker's handlers might be Chabadist-Zionists.
Was there a link to Shmuley Boteach in Booker's past?

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he's on now

youtube.com/watch?v=LoRNLXsgJNQ

backshot

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You can fuck right off, faggot !

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Fuck you faggot

okay now place it on the grill in this pic
and make it look on fire and/or in pain
thus showing that its time has ended and the time of aqua teen hunger force memes has begun
awoo shit has outlasted its stay, remember, do not be afraid to speak up and out to awoo spammers, let them know they are no longer welcome
so it is written pedes
so shall it be pedes
-end transmission-

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The exact point one shouldn't post axxelerationist pr honkler shit

so about this news:
>nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-arrests-alleged-member-armed-group-stopping-migrants-new-mexico-n996746
>archive.is/iX9lo
this is the first paragraph:
>The FBI on Saturday arrested a man connected with an armed group that has been detaining migrants in New Mexico, the state attorney general’s office said.

and on 13th paragraph:
>It was not clear if Hopkins was a member of the armed group calling themselves the United Constitutional Patriots. The FBI did not mention anything about an armed group, and the state attorney general’s office did not specify a group.

so a richard spencer like smear or show link to group

I have information that will lead to the downfall of OP
>pic related

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>s-she goes to another school

Get over it you woman.

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k faggot

Cry more pussy

get a fucking room

>Dems in 2016 celebrate Eid-al-Fitr instead of D-Day
>Dems in 2016 /almost/ say fuck white men, but don't explicitly go there
>Dems in 2019 say "Easter worshipers" instead of just Christians
>Dems in 2019 (esp. Biden) outright more or less say "fuck white men lol"

They unironically learned nothing from 2016 and mistook the 2018 election in which Trump deliberately didn't support a lot of RINOs with campaign funding for a Blue Wave and now unironically believe that they will win 2020 by pissing off people who were already pissed in 2016 even more.

MN and ME might go red at this rate, and IL might get into competitive territory.

They had fake badges and claimed to be BP. They also brandished their weapons while telling people where to go. Even the military could only report illigals to BP. They couldn't "arrest" anyone

"What's the word that goes like this...with the thing...its got two of O's."

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ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT

THIS IS A NEW PHRASE BY SOME FOR M OF SHILL, BE IT AGITPROP, SURVEILLANCE, GLOWNIGGERS, SHAREBLUE& CO, ETC WHO FUCKING KNOWS

BUT THIS IS RESPONSE IS GAINING FREQUENCY

THIS IS A (COMFY) MOVEMENT!

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This has gone too far