>be me >born into JW organization >literally all my family JW >indoctrinated >”baptized” as a teenager >now trapped for life in organization
if I ever get caught >watching porn >getting a tattoo >having sex before marriage >having a girlfriend, period >swearing >going to a birthday >going to a Christmas party >going to a Halloween party >any holiday party >saluting the flag >standing during a national anthem >joining the military >joining the police >not particularly believing in the religion anymore for whatever reason >not going to meeting 2 times a week >not going door-to-door quite often >skipping a “memorial” of Jesus’s death >kissing a female that I’m not married to >holding hand of a female I’m not married to >having oral or anal sex with a woman im MARRIED TO >masturbating, even with my wife lol >watching an R rated movie >playing violent video games >doing anything related to magic >buy any “spiritistic” toy or item like even a fucking wand
I’ll be literally, LITERALLY, shunned by my entire fucking family, for the rest of my LIFE.
Permanently. Yes. Permenant-fucking-ly.
And no, “shunning” is NOT optional by my family members. They will HAVE to shun me. And they would want to.
How the fuck is this allowed? HOW? I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN INTO THIS.
hurts user. >baptized as a small kid >literally trapped >mother and family would not talk to me if I left
I love my mother too much to leave.
Liam Lopez
Switch churches. I'm a proud snake handler
Matthew Cruz
>he thinks JW’s are based and redpilled
yikes! clueless worldly retard spotted. their ONLY redeeming qualities are gays and women. and trust me not every member is some bigot. it varies great. also they love racemixing.
Become a Calvinist user. It's just regular protestantism, but the most scholarly and theologically sophisticated version. I would just say fuck your loony family user, I know it sucks, but you can't be strong armed by their dogshit.
Carter Campbell
Knock on my door 1 more fucking time. I dare you. I've trained my pit to catch the scent of shit at neck level or above and attack.
Brandon Adams
>switch churches This is why explaining my situation to non JW’s is a feat in translation. Outsiders have no idea.
I cannot switch churches. It simply doesn’t work that way sorry user
Julian Russell
So I am just to expect my entire history with my family just be gone? They’d treat me as if I was dead. Also my friends would too Incase I hadn’t mentioned.
Maybe I am just too radical in wanting to be able to talk to my mother again.
Grayson Turner
honestly you should actively try to get shunned from them since they are a legit cult. a real Christian church would never shun someone to that degree. you need to find another church so you have a community in case you are abandoned by your family.
Camden Green
this guy thinks it's 2008. Sorry faggot were passed the fedora phase stop being a degenerate
Nathan Edwards
i resonate with OP greatly I feel like I’m going loony, I’m not a psychopath so I can’t just fake my emotions and pretend to be religious my entire life. I am gunna fucking snap one day. (Non-violently and legally of course)
William Gutierrez
I understand user, that is a very difficult situation. I have a very large extended family, and some of them are JWs themselves. From the outside looking in they are very mysterious, and interestingly enough it's my and who is JW, and she is married to a guy who is secular, and doesn't take part in anything she does. How does that work?
Hunter Diaz
supporting America is degenerate? voting is degenerate? having any political conviction is degenerate?
Xavier Morales
Unless they will literally send a hit squad after you, you can totally change religions. You just have to sacrifice all your familial and communal ties, move to a new area with no safety net but the money you saved and find a new job. Don't be a fucking pussy I did it.
Asher Reed
my aunt who is married to a guy who is secular*
Owen Thompson
>loves racemixing That's all of them
Sebastian Flores
Othe churches might shun him maybe even friends in it but his family never should, that's the real problem here
Eli Perry
I don’t know if she is actually baptized so I couldn’t tell you. The rules are only applied to you once you’re baptized and most are as a teen. But there’s exceptions.
Or she could of just left then came back. It’s a trick people do to get a unbelieving husband or wife, but quite frankly nobody will ever respect you again after including family.
But I’m young as hell, only 19. I only have 2k, no car, and my job is working for a JW. I’m also not prepared to abandon my mom and family. Which starts the problem all over again
Ian Foster
They don't love you if they do not talk to you once you left. Nothing of value will be lost
>Be me >Visiting Shart-Mart for burgers n things >Finishing cig in my car before I go in >qt 3.14 Jehovah grill knocks on my window >A-user I just wanted to give you this pamphlet about about god... Btw I know his name >What's his name, qt? >Come to a meeting and I'll share it with you Why so they act like this, I don't understand. I get trying to bait me with pussy but why is it something big secret what they think God's real name is?
Generally I'm a polite and respectful person but there fucks make me want to go hardcore fedoralord on their asses.
>a real Christian church would never shun someone to that degree. Thoughts like that are how you get homosexual bishops
Gavin Roberts
they would never give you pussy or anything they’re just normal people, not even trying to bait you using looks- they’re too close minded to even consider that
Grayson Lopez
>they would never give you pussy or anything Jws marry, therefore someone is tapping that puss.
Tyler Moore
>How the fuck is this allowed? Subversion of everything the Bible says. JWs are one letter away from Jews.
Christ-denying cryptokikes burn in Hell. Repent and be saved, user.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Everyone in the ghetto is there because they choose to be there. They're too weak to give up everything they know for something better. Don't be a fucking nigger. If you're family really cares about you then you'll make up. Even Amish people who have been ostracized and exiled still talk to their family.
Isaac Sanders
Idk bro I was getting some pretty clear signals from this girl, but the question I failed to clearly ask is, why do these people act like God's name is some super secret magic thing? What's the significance? God is god, right? He surely knows who I mean if I'm addressing him.
Luke Moore
Start planning to build a life outside of JW people. Save money, make connections outside of the church, start expanding your skills to be for self-sufficient. And when you're ready to leave, see
Cooper Nguyen
Stop coming to my door man. One time when I was 16 I thought you were the feds and I wiped my fucking hard drive only to later find out it was you homos.
Jace Sullivan
Former jw here. Your best bet is just not get caught doing anything. You'd be surprised to know how much everyone is fucking up and just hides it. I decided I didn't like my family enough to stay. Years later, some will talk to me again.
Isaac Sullivan
I lost everything after that wipe btw, all my shit.
Colton Torres
Or, y'know, you could just leave and start your own family?
Jason Reyes
what were you doing, user?
Christian Gonzalez
Hacking shit
Isaac Bennett
If you hate it so much why be a part of it anyway? Like, what, you want to be a family/friends with a bunch of brainwashed retards? Just rob them for enough to start a new life somewhere else, and if it catches up to you, claim you were indoctrinated, and treated with cruel and unusual punishment. Then you can go back later and mock them for their selfish ways.
Jose Thompson
You're tied an anchor around your neck by name of family. Not only are they holding you in place their forcing you into a religion you want no part of. Honestly your best bet being 19 even if you'd hate the idea is, covertly join the military. Keep everything hush hush until you're ready, then bounce to basic. Do your term, spend no fucking money and walk out with a nice bank account, gi bill, and vet status which, will get you a job regardless of your qualification because of .mil dick riding.
Who knows you might like being in the military, its shit but sometimes its the right kind of shit for some. Just don't buy a new car, don't get married, hell don't even have a long term girlfriend while you're in. Fuck girls fine, always wrap it up and always use your own never one she gives you. Once you get out then you start dating. I mean you'll be fit, with a good amount of money, a life experience that translates to a lot of civilian applications, the ability to go to college for free, youll also be all around the US and the world, give you an idea of where you want to live and if family is important to you then youll have plenty of fellow retards from the military who will fill that role. I was in a similar situation and thats how I got out. A term in the navy sounded like a huge deal at the time, but trust me time flies you play it smart you walk away with more then you put in.
Nicholas Stewart
Damn america is hard, my best friend is a JW and I do know he masturbated, not married but had sex, doesn't celebrate birthdays but goes to birthday parties
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jehovah. Jehovah's witnesses. Fucking duh. Mormons do the same thing. >oh shit Cletus I found a solid gold tablet with the new word of God on it Can I see boss? >NO ONLY I MAY SEE INTO THE MAGIC HAT WHICH OBVIOUSLY CONTAINS A GOLDEN TABLET ARE YOU QUESTIONING GOD??
Samuel Sullivan
Leave? (by fading). I did. It sucks but life sucks sometimes. Not many people will understand the difficulties growing up and dealing with the cult, so don't expect universal understanding. You have to do what you have to do for your mental health and happiness.
Also 1914 is a lie.
Christopher King
A friend of mine in high school was a jay-ho and we played video games together online a lot. He was big into WoW. For a while it seemed harmless but then after I did some reading I learned how it's practically a cult, with the whole separation and isolation doctrines and stuff. I tried talking to him about it but as the years have gone by he's been more indoctrinated into it and now we hardly ever talk. Pretty fucked up. If you want to leave make sure you have friends elsewhere that you can be a part of, otherwise your ass is going to be left out in the cold. Shit sucks but that's what cults do, man.
Truth be told I didn't know there were so many of them here in the south. Kind of disconcerting. I also knew a guy that used to go to my church that started dating a Mormon girl, had him convert and cut ties with everyone that didn't want him to become a mormon and all that. Once he got really deep into their organization she dumped him and left him to rot deep in the belly of that beast. Apparently mormon girls are known to do this.
> has a permanent non violent solution to get rid of his family > complains You retard, you don't understand your luck. Once you're educated and independant, get fucking shunned immediatly and you won't believe your luck.
Tyler Nelson
Literally everything on this list (except saluting the flag and joining the military/police, violet video games and maybe Christmas) is a minor inconvenience or actually good for you.
Oliver Anderson
Just leave nigger, it's not that hard, my mom pushed me into it, after a while she realized it was bullshit, but before that I told her I was done with that crap. Basically when she went to the meetings, I had the house to myself playing my gamecube or playing doom 2 or 3, half-life, doing whatever the fuck I want. Church was lame and gay, no cute girls to talk to, weird cryptojews, etc. They're spot on about the blood transfusion thing, no thanks on that man.
Xavier Nguyen
I thought being raised Mormon was bad, but I guess JW is like being raised Mormon without Christmas. Damn!
Jeremiah Lopez
kill
Jackson Nelson
I'm not a jw, but I get their obsession with the name of God. When you consider why the Jews had such a taboo on uttering the name of God a possible explanation is that the taboo existed because they were either taking one God of a polytheistic religion and making him the only God, or that they were keeping the peace between multiple tribes with their own gods by not being specific about his identity. This is similar to modern ecumenism where the lie is made that muslims, jews, and Christians all worship the same god. To call a God by his name rather than a generic term or an attribution (the compassionate, the Lord, the almighty, the unique, etc) is a strong statement of aligning with the "Ding an sich"
Ayden Garcia
Stop being a pussy rip and tear, bomb the JW church and leave to get a non degenerate life
>implying it's that easy I would not be surprised at all to find out that the real name of their deity is Ba'al and that they use jehovah as a cover so that impious outsiders are kept in the dark
Daniel Gomez
Just be extra sneaky doing fun stuff. Wear a fucking disguise or something. Sounds like a shitty situation user. All the best to you.
Grayson Lewis
The OP wants a degenerate life. He should just obey his religion. It seems like they have figured out how not to be secular shitbags
David Wilson
JW is only useful for the vaccination exemption
Gavin Myers
what he described is the final step of the jews plan, seriously human interaction is basically banned and familly means nothing,every white and European virtue thrown away to be a meek, shallow husk of a human for God, a God that wanted us to be just and strong.
Here's my unironic advice: save up as much money as you can, set their church (or whatever other group meeting place they have) on fire during a meeting of some kind, immediately move to a different state, preferably a different country, and start a new life. Killing JWs isn't murder, it's more like weeding, and your family don't love you, they just see you as another faceless pawn in the cult.
Elijah Ortiz
This
Fuck you OP. Unless you want to join the military
Isaiah Davis
>my family doesn't support me watching porn, jerking off, fucking tranny hookers in the ass, watching retarded movies, and generally pissing my life away >they have no sense of compassion and the Jews put them up to it
Camden Russell
HEY YOU FAGGOTS. ARE JW CIRCUMSIZED OR NOT
Josiah Carter
Shouldn't have baptized as a teenager My mom told me how much of an important decision baptism it was and I never did it as I never could bring myself to a such a high level of godliness
Thomas Parker
Boo hoo hoo. Too late. This organization is a scam
Julian Kelly
No
Jeremiah Cruz
>Permenant-fucking-ly.
I think "perma-fucking-nently" is what you were actually going for.
Also, what if thy caught you shitposting on a Nepalese sticker album?
Tyler Gray
> why are people allowed to disassociate themselves with me if they don’t like me >waaaaaaa
If your parents knew how much of a faggot you are you wouldn’t need to worry about this anymore.
Parker Gutierrez
I know the man in the pic, not a joke. We aren't close friends, but we say hi and such. About a year ago I mentioned how I see his picture here a lot.... he seemed a bit disturbed by it. He's French, btw, I won't reveal more than that.
Jonathan James
Is it the guy on the outside with the woman or is it the guy on the inside?
Cooper Cook
Post her feet.
Connor Bell
The Witness, holding the Bible.
Ian Nelson
That's his wife, btw. She was there when we chatted.
Ethan Phillips
You know that its not that hard to find his real name. Right?
Caleb Nguyen
You forgot that they vote democrat. When you fuckers come to my doorstep I pull out a paper that lists all the fucked up things they believe in Then I tell them they are cowards that never fought for this country that gives them the right to preach their bullshit. The women I hit on no matter how ugly they are. The men I ridicule as cowards. As they walk away I shout after them so the whole neighborhood hears me say.... "You're in a cult that brainwashes their children"
I really don't know how hard it is, but I could verify if you did.
Christian White
>they vote democrat They don't vote at all.
Matthew Ross
Get over it you whining bitch, you were born into a good family, now lift weights, eat steak, and fight for your country
Thomas Edwards
You are right. They don't vote I should have said are sympathetic to liberals
Luis Campbell
If he was raised by JW cultists, then he quite literally wasn't.
Liam Robinson
Sounds pretty based in my opinion. Most of these things are shunned by Jow Forums then why are you complaining about them on Jow Forums?
Tyler Peterson
>that never fought for this country that gives them the right to preach Neither did they fight for your enemies, and they suffered brutally as a result.
Mason Thomas
at least they'll do the shunning for you it's much harder the other way around.
Dylan Bell
About 10 years ago I had a JW knock on my front door when I lived in my flat. Honestly one of the best looking non made up girls I've ever seen in real life. I'm sure there is a method to this.
Evan Ward
serves you right for being a heathen. het back to the roots of christian belief. be an OG like me , be catholic
Cameron Flores
Join the military. Stop being a pussy. Your family doesnt love you. /thread
Zachary Martin
They teh Jehovahs involved in gang stalking?
Cooper Williams
a knock knock joke for JW Knock knock AH ITS A JW *slam the door* if JW ever started coming to my door as a common thing i would answer bare ass naked stare them straight in the face tell them to get the fuck off my property.
Ian Bennett
>they teh
Are the
Angel Brown
Just move out dude. Move at least a few counties away from your family!
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Based. Didn't know JW were this cool. They live the best lives free of all earthly degeneracy.
>inb4 b-b-but he shud b able to join the military
Shut the fuck up, nobody with a sane brain nowadays would join the US military and go die for some kikes in a desert shithole.
Oliver Collins
My mom's cousin is a JW. These people are flakes. I am so sorry that they are so indoctrinated that they would destroy their own family over piddly shit. I hope you are doing well enough to not need your family's support because the best thing that could happen to you is for you to move to the other side of the country
Caleb Jackson
find a cute nice jehova girl and then fuck her dad, trust me bro.
Kevin Cook
Dated a jw girl she was insane I recall her saying I should go with her to one of these “meetings” but it would have to be in some other chapter or whatever where we wouldn’t be known, get out now OP if you are young you can make friends and build your own family don’t get sucked into it while dating her I met a former teacher of hers and his kids his parents everyone had shunned him
Connor Rivera
This! The sooner you leave any "cult" style organisation the better. Just enlist in military and get some easy warehouse or maintenace job and start building your own life.
Luis Adams
its for your own good. and you know it.
Robert Butler
Good, tell your fucking family to quit coming to my door and riling my dogs up, which wakes my daughter up.
Dylan James
Jehovah is the TRUTH. The church is corrupt top to bottom.
