>be Polynesian

>arrive on a little island
>build huge stone heads to worship
>need wood to transport stone heads
>cut down all trees on the island
>no trees, so no more boats can be built
>without trees erosion buries the stone heads
>stuck in the stone age forever
This is us, except with oil

Attached: Easter island.jpg (800x600, 105K)

Other urls found in this thread:

nature.com/articles/srep18382
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

We are using oil to produce useless works of cultural art? I'm confused. Explain to me like I post on ninegag.

He's saying that once the oil runs out the damage done to the environment combined with the lack of a power source will fuck us.

using this scarce resource we have been gifted with on consumption. And to feed this massive explosion of third world people.

We should be jealously guarding this resource, using it in a strategic way to advance humanity to the next level. Instead we are basically squandering it so that Africa can have 1.2 billion people, and every American can have a flatscreen TV and walk around with huge fat bellies

it's like a pack of rats just found the cupboard and are eating so much they can no longer fit through the hole they got in

Attached: cuck island.jpg (651x343, 51K)

Actually you have no idea if any of that is true, we just know there are a bunch of shaped stones and period, right?

Attached: that_laugh.jpg (323x241, 13K)

0/10 back to whatever lefty org you came from

> What is nuclear power
> What is removing non-whites
The real redpill is that hydrocarbons are constantly replenished by geologic processes. But if you know a political way to guarantee my children land and wealth for 3+ kid families that overlaps with conservation, let me know. Otherwise, fuck that, fuck you, and bring on the Apocalypse.

>be ancient civilization
>ancient traditions
>create great stone architecture across the earth to honor existence and inspire the soul
>ice age starts to end
>massive floods sweep our civilization away
>nothing below the new sea level survives
>few people survive having to start again from scratch
>ancient techniques of stoneworking lost
>thousands of years of history lost
>primitive plebs start inhabiting the ruins where they find them and build crude shit on top of our ruined masterpieces
>takes them thousands of years to reach the point of weak immitations
>some of their statues are alright, but they never advance their stone working technologies
>they don't even know we existed, they think the local hunter gatherers built all this shit and literally moved stones with logs and slave labour
>thousands of lost plebs every year visit the ruins, leaving trash and pissing on things
>hippies desecrate sacred worship sites with disrespect
>historians deny our existence
>plebs think our stories are the creations of their religions
>sadness.megalitithicstructure
>mfw some think literal aliens built everything

Attached: whathefuck.rockcarving.jpg (450x600, 98K)

Stuck in the age of information forever.

Implying thats a bad thing.

Attached: 4543758457534.jpg (640x723, 30K)

This. AIDS and Ebola should have wiped those disgusting niggers away long ago, and in case any niggers are reading yes Jow Forums hates you and you should die of AIDS it is not a joke.

Attached: 1542568322608.jpg (1045x1033, 93K)

>he thinks they used wood to transport the Moai
>he thinks they were just heads

Attached: 1528133144906.gif (200x200, 973K)

i find those stone heads creepy

most of them is underground

Attached: stone heads.jpg (1024x685, 165K)

try moving one of these things with a couple of logs tied together, across an ocean

Attached: moai full size.jpg (800x752, 121K)

abiotic oil

This bothers me so much. Basically any idiot can make a cool meme video teachers will eat up and say everything in a matter of fact manner and then you have an entire generation of kids who believe something completely made up. I had to watch that video several times from different teachers for different reasons and I was bothered by how it was take seriously each time. There's also another video like it call the history of stuff or something like that idc and it has just as many problems if not more.

I always ask myself "Why"
Pyramids have a use but these? So much work just for statues that stare at the open ocean

Except that oil is as infinite as ocean water.

Attached: o shit.jpg (1000x750, 477K)

That exactly what he said you retard.

Polynesians were white. They came from Peru on a raft.

>dig in their trash piles
>they used to have dogs
>who used to die without gnaw marks on their bones
>they used to have wood
>there used to be 10,000 people there

Strange that.. the theory that oil is running out stems from a conference of a gang of ((old)) guys wondering how to keep the price of oil high. It's only in the West that we are convinced that it is animal derived and finite.

We are so stupid.

Here we knock down all of the trees to build shopping malls and then wonder why we get 100mph winds and flooding.

Very little wood used in recent buildings
>Correlation to wind speed

>build huge stone heads to worship

Why would they carve statues with beards and aquiline noses?

The statues were on the island when the coconuts showed up from Tahiti.

> once the oil runs out.
> damage done to the environment.

It will be 500 years before we get close to depleting all available oil reserves.
And what damage?
A little oil spill from time to time is of no real concern , and all that lovely plant enriching CO2 we are creating will guarantee great yields for a 1000s of years.

Heads were built by a previous civilization. I don’t have to build a house to live in it, a lot of credit has been given to incapable ancient savages.

on spot user ! thank you

>we are so stupid
Ok big brains where does it come from then?

Wew, believing the muh oil is a finite resource meme in 2019.