Sir, you must plug in any personal devices for inspection before boarding your flight.
Sir, you must plug in any personal devices for inspection before boarding your flight
Hudson Thomas
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Hudson Adams
>i post my fantasies of living in a dystopian world on Jow Forums for upvotes
Jayden Reed
Oof that's gonna be a hard yikes from me senpai
Dominic Moore
>he has never been on an airplane
Landon Price
AM I BEING DETAINED I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN I AM TRAVELING
Gavin Wilson
Sir, you cannot travel from airplanes unless you let us inspect your personal electronic devices you are carrying with you.
Alexander Moore
>tfw security officer
>unironically have the authority to look through peoples phones and delete photos off of peoples phones if they have taken pictures in the building
Austin Reed
How do you force that? I would never let you look through my private pictures
Anthony Barnes
Jonathan Parker
Why what are into? scat porn?
Owen Parker
My nazi, anti-Semitic info-graphics, etc will get me crucified on the spot. When I was a idiot, I had a fascist wallpaper on my laptop, and the TSA loser asked me to open up. I did lol, he saw it and then let me go off.
Colton Green
>doesn't keep all his data on hardware encrypted drives he leaves locked in a safe at home, while traveling with a normie installation with beach photos on his desktop and facebook as a homepage
never gonna make it
Angel Davis
>not flying with a garbo prepaid phone
it's like you don't even travel
Cooper Rivera
clown world is truly the worst forced meme in quite some time
Jason Williams
i have a video of a tranny sucking my dick on mine
Asher Foster
I liked most memes, but something about this meme just is unappealing to me.
Wyatt Stewart
YOU CANT DO THAT I KNOW MY RIGHTS WHATS UR BADGE NUMBER I WANNA TALK TO UR SUPERVISOR
Brody Baker
Sorry battery died
Michael Reed
Who the fuck would go on an airplane this days???
ARE YOU MAD
Henry Brown
>hmm... this computer looks suspiciously normal
Jace White
I always backup and wipe my phone before traveling internationally. I can’t let foreigner governments get ahold of my memes.
Nicholas Reed
>computer has viruses that infect and destroy the inspecting computer
I'm sorry sir, I told you you wouldn't like what you found on there.
Jeremiah Evans
Sure here you go.
Brody Turner
Oh Im sorry my smartphone is is actually a usb killer device, just charge ir to uncle sam.
Oliver Perry
Kek
Leo Diaz
>leaves
>buy pocket pussy
>come back and plug it in
Daniel Garcia
And that was how the affordable personal plane business blew up.
Jaxson Rogers
My friend got detained at the Canadian border. Border cuck went through his phone, all his photos, etc. He had stamps from other countries in his passport, like Thailand. I think maybe a Muslim country too. Probably set off some red flags. Probably thought he was a child sex tourist.
Jacob Clark
>ay gurl you can inspect and plug my personal device anytime
Dylan Garcia
Based boomer.
Zoomers.
Isaiah Edwards
lol
Nolan Green
Fucking savage!
Jeremiah Rivera
Alpha usb killer device
David Ramirez
Nice meme of a meme fren.
Jaxson Young
I'm retarded plz explain
Angel Hill
>Not having a piece of shit cheap tablet / phone explicitly for travelling
womp womp
Joseph Reed
ALLAH ACKBAR
*detonates the bomb*
Jacob Williams
rare sherpa-bro
Chase Gutierrez
fill phone with tsa agents getting fuck in ass, ect
Jonathan Foster
boeing 737 max boarding now
Kayden Watson
Why would you let people go inside a building they aren't allowed to photograph? What if they look at it?
Joseph Campbell
t just crawled out from under a rock
John Anderson
Grab gigabytes of the most vile gore you can find and force them to go through it all.
Then just use the free space on a druve as a hidden encrypted volume that they can't even conclusively say whether it exists or not, sk they have to let you go.
Landon Sanders
This forced "forced meme" meme is stale.
John Sanders
Not an argument.
Jason Brooks
Were reaching terminal honk
Kevin Murphy
There were tons of news few years ago of their batteries randomly igniting, even on a plane.
Jace Bell
You forgot the part about me wanting to run over every single satanist cyclist that blocks traffic
Worse than every Zionist combined
Austin Scott
Based Kim Jung Un corporate sabotage.
If he cant critical the atom over your airspace, he,ll do it in your pocket
Hunter Anderson
too advanced go back further
Connor Parker
Share the road bro.
Xavier Anderson
I don't have to block you, your fellow mouth breathing driver will do that for you.
You forgot
Cops never pull over cyclists.
Andrew Davis
I'm seething rn
Mason Campbell
Be my guest. It's encrypted anyways.
The pass-phrase?
Can I see your top-secret clearance please?
Angel Reyes
You're not allowed to photograph inside most banks, yet you're allowed in.
Tyler Kelly
You picked the wrong passenger for your "random" check, infidel...
David Roberts
It probably targets you in some way. Tranny or faggyt?
Thomas Hill
I'd like to plug my penus in her vagene
Jackson Roberts
hi sargon
Robert Mitchell
Andrew Collins
Plugs in dick.
Jonathan Murphy
I haven’t flown since September 7th. This was not a thing in Europe I went on six flights last summer.
I do not know about right now - if there’s a change here it’s recent.
Nathaniel Peterson
Alaha bless you
Kaboom!!!