How do I explain to people that I'm bisexual but only interested in dating/fucking woman?

How do I explain to people that I'm bisexual but only interested in dating/fucking woman?

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Why is there a need to explain this to anyone?

Why bother telling people? Just date women and don't say anything about it.

There is no single person who is 100% hetero. If someody is beautiful it is natural that he/she is atractive to you. So that is normal that you like some man but you want to live only with woman.

Here's what I do:
I don't tell people I'm bi unless it comes up or I'm asked directly.
Simple as that OP.

Obviously there are people who are 100% straight. It isn't that some people deny being gay, a lot of people don't want to have sex with other men.

Same here, I just pretend to be straight.

I am not gay but 50 dollars is 50 dollars

So I can express my true feelings on sex.

Well the good thing is no one ever ask if you are bi or straight, so I never had to lie.

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You are like those "bi" chicks that only wants women!
Shame on your faggot ass OP.

>So I can express my true feelings on sex
But why?

Had I'd been 100% gay I would be the type to be totally out of the closet walking hand in hand with the love of my life, I have no shame in my game. Even though I chose not to have sex with men I still feel a slight sense of pride about my sexuality and what I like, I'd hate to be so square that I couldn't even appreciate a hot trap.

Tell them your bisexual, but then say not really lol because I only want to bang women, making me straight

>There is no single person who is 100% hetero
Generalizations like this arent healthy. Its probably best to just say youre straight and not worry about the exceptions. If OP wants to be straight, but smash twinks in between thots, then fine, but he's probably just making things hard on himself trying to overcomplicate the label.
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>If OP wants to be straight, but smash twinks in between thots, then fine

No, I have no interest in fucking dudes whatsoever, if I did there wouldn't be an issue.

This is how it starts, OP. We’re doomed

don't people don't need to know everything about you.

Just say you're DTF.

Them: "Even dudes??"
You: "Yep. I like to fuck. Bring it on."

And that's all you need to say.

But I'm not DTF men. If I wanna do something gay I just fap to dicks or something. That's the problem, saying I'm bi implies I'm open to having sex with men, but I'm not.

So don't say you're bi.

well are you fucking bi or what then? you sound confused. go fuck a dude and figure your shit out

Then you arent really bisexual. You can fap to anything it doesn't mean shit what really matters is who you fuck.

>How do I explain to people that I'm bisexual but only interested in dating/fucking woman?
say this "I'm bisexual but only interested in dating/fucking women" and holy fuck stop making these retarded threads

No I'm pretty sure I could fuck a dude, I just don't want to. Imagine you have 2 girls to choose from, one is a 4 all around and the other is an 8, the choice is obvious. That's pretty much how I feel about guys and girls, gay sex looks fun, but overall girls are the better option and I don't want to play for both teams, too messy.

>pretty sure I could fuck a dude
I feel the exact same way. I want a wife and kids, love women. I have fucked guys though. I dont like sucking cock or getting fucked, I dont find men all that attractive and the thought of kissing a guy grosses me out. It's how I know I'm not gay, but calling myself bi seems like a bit of a stretch too.

>but calling myself bi seems like a bit of a stretch too.

Yeah I know, but folks are really anal about labels. Fap to trannies once and you're full blown gay to most people, I figure if I call myself bi I can keep the label police off my ass.

>bisexual but only interested in dating/fucking woman
Same. I've never had the need to discuss my sexual orientation unless someone asks me directly, and even then I've never had to qualify it beyond "I'm bi".

Aren't you worried of attracting gay men or having people think you fuck dudes?

how often do you want to make this thread? doesn't it get boring after a while?

Its a serious problem. The only thing people hate more than fags is fags who don't embrace faggotry. Everyone is gonna hate me when they find out.

I rarely get hit on by gay guys, but when they do I just politely say I'm not interested. It can be a nice ego boost, though. Why do you care if people think you fuck dudes? I mean, I'd get it if you were in the closet and afraid of the social stigma, but if you're out about jerking off to dudes, what's the difference?

Just say you're pansexual.

>bisexual
>no interest in fucking dudes
Isnt that just straight?

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>but if you're out about jerking off to dudes, what's the difference?

Fapping to it and getting your ass creampied are worlds apart.

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Fuck that. I like my sexuality, there's just no meaningful benefit to having sex with men. Historically bisexuality has always been the practice of hedonistic perverts, I'm too much of a prude for that lifestyle.

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