Who else here homeless advice?

Who else here homeless advice?

My mom/dad is kicking me out of the house. Last night I was rough housing with my little sister and accidentally wedgie'd her hard enough that her undies ripped off. (She is 12 and I did not expect she would be wearing a fucking thong.) She told dad and he says if I don't get a job by August I will be homeless.

I applied at Target but they were unimpressed. Walmart said they may call me back. Burger King told me I need more education. (No GED)

Is there any advice? My town has a 24 hour library I can hide in but it's being removarted.

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Luke 12:22-34 ESV
And he said to his disciples, "Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat, nor about your body, what you will put on. [23] For life is more than food, and the body more than clothing. [24] Consider the ravens: they neither sow nor reap, they have neither storehouse nor barn, and yet God feeds them. Of how much more value are you than the birds! [25] And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life? [26] If then you are not able to do as small a thing as that, why are you anxious about the rest? [27] Consider the lilies, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. [28] But if God so clothes the grass, which is alive in the field today, and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, how much more will he clothe you, O you of little faith! [29] And do not seek what you are to eat and what you are to drink, nor be worried. [30] For all the nations of the world seek after these things, and your Father knows that you need them. [31] Instead, seek his kingdom, and these things will be added to you. [32] "Fear not, little flock, for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom. [33] Sell your possessions, and give to the needy. Provide yourselves with moneybags that do not grow old, with a treasure in the heavens that does not fail, where no thief approaches and no moth destroys. [34] For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

You are untouchable.

Join the military... or learn how to suck cock for food.

"Hey faggot, I gots an chicken sandwich in my backpack form mcdonalds I got yesterday. Found it in the dumpster. You suck my dick and play with my balls and swallow and I;ll gib you man sandwich."

What do you want me to do tho?

>Burger King told me I need more education. (No GED)
Ha! You sure are retarded, huh?

Be without sin.

>Last night I was rough housing with my little sister and accidentally wedgie'd her hard enough that her undies ripped off

Literally the plot of the porn I just watched

Shut the FUCK up Jew.

Keep applying everywhere. Look at all the local stores. Get a haircut and shave and all that. Find your local Christian food pantry because they're a bunch of gullible cunts. The gym is your friend; with a membership you can shave, shit, shower, and shitpost there, plus get juicy, and many even have a microwave. Be a man and overcome your pathetic retardation.


I feel like OP is "remorvated"

She called me an incest pedo. I was pissed wtf.

lol, got pics?

wait I forgot she's 12. This ain't /b/ lol

You have made this thread a couple shitton of times, it's obviously fake, stop you fucker.

Join a jim to clean your ass. 24 hour Planet Fitness are everywhere and have shower.

Military could save u, see a recruiter

Too danjerous. I need a safe job, like accountant.

>burger king doesn't trust me to add numbers
>maybe I can be an accountant
Should have taken your life more seriously before now desu

>jim to clean your ass
Jim sounds like a perv.

I think to join the army now you need a ged so op is fucked

My mom said I can have money for a month if I go back to school with a tooter.

Get a fucking job loser

Also lmao at ur 12 year old sis wearing a thong

Seems like ur whole family bunch of degenerates

Not OP but don’t females usually wear thongs? I can’t imagine boxers being too popular in the female community.

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12 is too young for sexy undies. Buy that THOT some normal panties OP.

>high school dropout when this shit is easier than it ever has been
You deserve to be homeless

Why do you need a safe job? It’s like anyone loves you or have any thing worth living for anyways.

I guess it's fitting that OP is an oldtard that would break his sister's likely $50 thong and get the boot.

I offered to replace tie her undies back together. It's just string so Idk why not.

>it's just string
Yeah, just don't touch women ever again. K thanks.

Just lie about having a diploma, shit jobs like retail or fast food aren't gonna check dumbass.

You will have a FAR lower survival rate if you're homeless as opposed to some grunt in the military.

People die in the milit every 6 seconds

>10 deaths a minute
>600 deaths an hour
>14400 deaths a day
>over 5.2 million deaths a year
Retard. The only time ANY army even got close to suffering that level of carnage was during the invasion of the Soviet Union.

Haha goy'd

several versions of this same thread have appeared the last 12 months. Can't you guys get more creative. The last one the 12yo sister was expelled from school for giving a wedgie to another girl who had on a thong.

>sexually abuses a 12 year old and plays the victim
>incapable of spelling basic words and types as a retard speaks
>too scared to join the army but thinks he can be an accountant after burger king calls him undereducated

op, you need to get a grip on reality before you get hit in the face by it

>New testament

Stop being retarded. The rest of the advice is sound though. Look how he said Christian food pantry and not your local synagogue