Who else here homeless advice?

Who else here homeless advice?

My mom/dad is kicking me out of the house. Last night I was rough housing with my little sister and accidentally wedgie'd her hard enough that her undies ripped off. (She is 12 and I did not expect she would be wearing a fucking thong.) She told dad and he says if I don't get a job by August I will be homeless.

I applied at Target but they were unimpressed. Walmart said they may call me back. Burger King told me I need more education. (No GED)

Is there any advice? My town has a 24 hour library I can hide in but it's being removarted.

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Luke 12:22-34 ESV
And he said to his disciples, "Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat, nor about your body, what you will put on. [23] For life is more than food, and the body more than clothing. [24] Consider the ravens: they neither sow nor reap, they have neither storehouse nor barn, and yet God feeds them. Of how much more value are you than the birds! [25] And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life? [26] If then you are not able to do as small a thing as that, why are you anxious about the rest? [27] Consider the lilies, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. [28] But if God so clothes the grass, which is alive in the field today, and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, how much more will he clothe you, O you of little faith! [29] And do not seek what you are to eat and what you are to drink, nor be worried. [30] For all the nations of the world seek after these things, and your Father knows that you need them. [31] Instead, seek his kingdom, and these things will be added to you. [32] "Fear not, little flock, for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom. [33] Sell your possessions, and give to the needy. Provide yourselves with moneybags that do not grow old, with a treasure in the heavens that does not fail, where no thief approaches and no moth destroys. [34] For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

You are untouchable.

Join the military... or learn how to suck cock for food.

"Hey faggot, I gots an chicken sandwich in my backpack form mcdonalds I got yesterday. Found it in the dumpster. You suck my dick and play with my balls and swallow and I;ll gib you man sandwich."

What do you want me to do tho?

>Burger King told me I need more education. (No GED)
Ha! You sure are retarded, huh?

Be without sin.

>Last night I was rough housing with my little sister and accidentally wedgie'd her hard enough that her undies ripped off

Literally the plot of the porn I just watched

Shut the FUCK up Jew.

Keep applying everywhere. Look at all the local stores. Get a haircut and shave and all that. Find your local Christian food pantry because they're a bunch of gullible cunts. The gym is your friend; with a membership you can shave, shit, shower, and shitpost there, plus get juicy, and many even have a microwave. Be a man and overcome your pathetic retardation.

>remorvated

I feel like OP is "remorvated"