Best poor European country?

I'm looking to retire young by moving to a poor European country that is over 98% European and has no Muslims. So far Estonia looks pretty fucking nice.

Any of you cunts from, or have visited, these countries?
●Estonia.
●Latvia.
●Czech Republic.
●Slovakia
●Lithuania
●Romania
●Belarus
●Croatia

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For more details, I'm 29, I'm from shitty ass Cleveland, but I've been buying up rental properties that have a good ROI. I plan to retire before I'm 35 by moving to a poor white country.

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OP go here

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Maybe Latvia. I don’t really know much about those countries though. I would like to live in one of them myself some day.

Points of comparison I care about:
●least crime
●best internet
●least feminists and sjws
●least alcoholics (compared to eachother anyway)
●best weather
●lowest taxes
●least Bible thumpers
●no fucking Muslims or niggers
●Good looking women

we hate americans here, especially if they have some form of a retarded accent, you people are just complete scum, so full of yourself but completely stupid its just palpable

Everyone will hate you there.

Based

If you don't have blue eyes and blonde hair, I suggest you Western Europe, they have more negros.

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>be burger
>too stupid to do his own research
>asks Jow Forums of all places for retirement ideas
You're a fucking retard and you would never make it in any of the countries you listed.

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I have to agree with this. just go save some money and travel around places like that and beyond. you're not serious enough about it if you're getting lists on pol.

Those countries are not so poor now, EU membership really paid off

also good luck with getting citizenship in them. it's harder than you'd think.

It's easy if your grandma is from there

Im taking that as a good thing because I hate everyone here

lol I love how two Czechs just told you to go fuck off. I guess cross that place off your list.


but seriously go travel around and see how the locals + you even interact. then look around and see what the vibe is like.

what you're talking about is actually harder than you think.

>Im taking that as a good thing because I hate everyone here
cool. you'll totally appeal to them with your lack of speaking their language...and being the exact thing they hate to begin with. Cmon.

Fuck off we`re full.

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I lived in the Baltics for about a year. If you are a stereotypical American that never reads doesn't speak multiple languages and has a general like for American culture you will hate eastern Europe and they will hate you.

>Imagine picking countries for their current demographics instead of scouting out places that you could survive a nuclear war in.

fuck you ahmed

How do they keep the Turkish out?

then why were you agreeing with the Czech and Spaniard that said the same thing and agreed?

I was going to recommend Portugal, but then I saw Portugal doesn't fit what you want.

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I'm not a fan of Americans either. You wouldn't be down to hang with a red pilled mechanical engineer/real estate investor that just wants to lift weights fuck bitches and play video games? Yeah my accent will be shit but you obviously know English.

Actually now I'm curious - why were you in the Baltic's for a year? Every Baltic woman I've met was pretty hot. But they never migrate far. And even my most intelligent friends with multiple languages (Spanish/French/Italian/English) types...don't even travel to Baltics.

They sound very xenophobic. We could learn a thing or two from them. Sigh.

I have blue eyes, sandy blonde hair (bald now though), and a red beard.

I'm suddenly realizing I'm not sure if I was a Nordic or Germanic woman. I want to conquer a Baltic woman. I love challenges. I've got nearly everywhere on the globe except Nords. And now I'm realizing Baltic. Fuck. Things to do.

I want to hear unfiltered opinions about what they're like. You think Wikipedia is going to tell me "you wouldn't like it, too many feminist coal burners".

I heard Albania and Bosnia are pretty good

Albanians are fucking psychopaths in my experience. Too unpredictable.

I want Belorussian waifu

estonia no doutbh
do a little research and youll see what I mean
T. Frog living in estonia but visiting familiy for a certain bunny related holiday

If I was a normal American I wouldn't be worth 15 times the median wealth for Americans aged 25-35, despite growing up in section 8 housing and going to a school overrun with niggers.

slav girls have some smelly feet

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If you're retiring by 35 I assume you aren't going to live very lavish, you may find a whore but you'll never find a wife..

Stop being a freak for five seconds and find a runner gf.

OP go to Poland, they love America, they might even kiss your ass like they kiss NATO's ass.

I am also moving to one of these countries

>*includes light brown and red
Oooh god it's too late

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But how's the pussy?

based

Know any Americunts there?

a russian girl showed me her feet simply for telling her i am med

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Well you sold me on this.

I have a feeling there is going be an uptick of weird Jow Forumsacks wandering around Estonia this year.

Why though? India will be a superpower by 2020!

Fuck off, they're full.

I should be making $50,000-$80,000 per year in passive income from stocks and real estate by then. I was hoping that would be enough to afford 1 servant.

it's the mongol heritage.

feet is better

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I read the pollution is so bad they have to wear masks in the winter.

>i am med
*sigh*, I'm not surprised user.

Moldova is unironically the answer you're looking for OP

yes. All meds love feet and russian girls like bullying meds with their feet for being browner than them.

win win

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just read the rent in Tallinn is about 500-800$ for something nice.

That's pretty crazy. I could actually retire at 35 with and live off similar numbers to yours that way.

Can you elaborate?

they dont lol

Go to romania, there are virtually no muslims there, they are cheap and they have great weather.


>> if there is too expensive for you moldova is always the poor sister of it

czech republic, estonia are the best places on that list no christkikes no muslims no niggers perfect.

>slav girls have some smelly feet

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It's such a servile fucking fetish

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Is that where they based those hostel movies and various like chained heat present movies are they all happen in Czechoslovakia They're not very hospitable there

If you go a bit outside the city I saw houses listed for only 40,000. In Cleveland the only houses that cheap are on nigger rape Avenue.

now post the real one, faggot

based. I hope slav girls used their feet as smelly chemical weapons to gas kikes.

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Poor and relatively low cost of living.
Great wine (it's what they're known for)
98% Christian
Women are very pretty, and mostly traditional
The people are very nice
Not plagued by alcoholism and drugs like the rest of eastern europe

How do I know all of this? Im married to a Moldovan and own a vacation home in Comrat.

you're basing their hospitality off of the Hostel films?

Czech Republic.

Go start your own thread.

what are the pitfalls to this? healthcare maybe? maybe look into other costs of living. those prices sound TOO cheap for how beautiful and clean the cities are.

nice........

no kys

no offense but just googled comrat - what the hell do you on vacation there?

>Moldova
>not plagued by alcoholism
user, thank you for being respectful towards our Moldovan brethren but come on...

about slav feet?

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Ha what a fag

Moldova looks like it is literally only lived in by alcoholics. It's so soviet looking the architecture alone would make me drink

It's because our perspective is so fucked. It's ridiculous what these countries manage to do with less money when you don't have to support niggers, pay subsidies to every corporation that lobbies a senator, and pay for 6 wars around the world at all times.

I am from Croatia. 99.5%white and beautiful coast. City of Split i reccomend. Crazy right wing southerners.

Estonia can be annexed any minute now, don't plan long term. It then descents into a gray zone, no Western banks, many companies leaving, security guys eye who are you exactly.

50/50 chance of this happening

I questioned your motives initially in this user, but this has been very helpful.

I had a similar thread once but never in the Baltic states. But I concluded I just need to travel to all of them. My list just grew because these are even cheaper and cleaner looking.

>Estonia can be annexed any minute now
good point

you again??????

its pretty bad that we can start recognizing certain posters here by their fucking idiocy

low iq FAGGOT

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they wont let a fucking shitskin like you in

Similarly minded fellow American here,

My short list is...
>Macedonia
>Moldova
>Romania
>Ukraine
>Belarus

Leaning more towards Ukraine or Belarus, because of the better opportunities to use Russian as a de facto lingua franca for the region.

Staying open-minded though, probably won't be able to leave for another 10-15 years.

True, and I will make one of these poor countries a superpower by 2030

Visit family

Don't go to CZ it is bad here.

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by answering calls for Verizon?

>over 98% european country

I don't think theres any left.

Are those places really cheaper than Cleveland.

The human foot is the most poorly designed part of our body from an engineering perspective. An ostrich foot would make much more sense. We only have our stupid feet because our ancestors would hang from trees. Our feet are just fucked up hands.

In comparison to other eastern European countries, I feel like Moldova is slightly less alcoholic than the others.

>Are those places really cheaper than Cleveland.
for what you get it seems so, yah.

>Points of comparison I care about:
>●least crime
>●best internet
>●least feminists and sjws
>●least alcoholics (compared to eachother anyway)
>●best weather
>●lowest taxes
>●least Bible thumpers
>●no fucking Muslims or niggers
>●Good looking women

I want the same except:
●Most alcoholics (compared to eachother anyway)
●Most Bible thumpers

jew

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every fucking time with the same fucking meme flag.
>>*insert nationally* girl's feet are smelly.
>>my feet are swarthy
>>i am a swarthy Mediterranean
>>please bully my feet

Estonia is not really poor anymore. Probably slightly more expensive than Poland.