/ptg/ President Trump General - Horrifying Rabbit Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?460000-1/
youtu.be/Qael84kXBAs
youtu.be/tFCbIhFfP84
>FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook 4/22/19
youtu.be/fMJNqb2AReQ
>WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
youtu.be/453B5V7oYws (Bunny Hop Stage)
youtu.be/Va5ap20xoSw (Reading Nook)
youtu.be/2FhGlbmp60A (EPAAdm Wheeler)
youtu.be/XJt8ZXupt9Y (PressSec Sarah)
youtu.be/67a3FVzjK2k (NSA2VP ArmyGen Kellogg)
youtu.be/3FuJhvKLtnQ (DepHHSSec Hargan)
youtu.be/OMMozdCxfzw (KAC)
youtu.be/d9JsYZVv0rg (USSurgGen Adams)
youtu.be/BbMIHyYTGUg (AssistEdSec Brogan)
youtu.be/9uy6ZBDuJ6M (VASec Wilkie)
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/p27yTp5O05M
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/bqw5s6qwcZM
>HHSSec Azar Press Conf on Transforming Primary Care 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459985-1/
>CEAChair Hassett outside WH 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?460004-1/
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 4/22/19
youtu.be/qhFNpw8rapo
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 4/22/19
youtu.be/P604Womo6f0
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 4/22/19
youtu.be/I9eWa3e4ndc
>Giuliani on OAN 4/22/19
youtu.be/reI4WfmUrSQ
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4Iran Hook/AssistSoS Fannon) 4/22/19
youtu.be/PVA0OeIc6Hk
youtu.be/-vbwed_snUU
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (AssistSoS Evanoff/AssistTreasSec Billingslea/Amb Sales) 4/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/673558/

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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>307
This is going into your permanent record bud

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MAGA

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AWOO!

What happened is that Trump figured out years ago that ORANGE MAN BAD was essentially a hardware-level brain exploit in lefties. By adopting various sane, boring, middle of the road positions like "Christians are nice people" he sent the left hurtling off out of the Overton Window, into orbit, and past the fucking Oort Cloud in their rush to oppose him.

>pic related

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My Fair Lady is the only true 10//10 musical

shit, this is what I wanted to post as the OP image
my internet fucking DIED at the worst possible moment, I had to make a cellphone hotspot to post.

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MAGA

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This is an abomination and it needs to be destroyed.

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We love our FLOTUS

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>generic viagra ads
Better than FOXNEWS pumping Israeli vacation packages.

youtube.com/watch?v=rfql0qyiU28

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I love Kellyanne!

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Boy, I sure do hate niggers.

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AWOO Teen Hunger Force, FOREVER!

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anyone else see that freak show of a town hall on cnn? is this really the best the democrats can muster to fight trump with?

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>my internet fucking DIED at the worst possible moment
ruraltards absolutely btfo again

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You see these clowns giving town halls and throwing their campaigns down the shitter.

Now imagine them debating TRUMP, it's going to be a massacre

I really hope the Dem leaders pick black Hillary for their nominee.

AUF DER HEIDE BLUHT EIN KLEINES BLUMELEIN

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Could be worse!

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You're going to Hell.

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Here's 1 & 1 trying to be one

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You still have to live in Canada. Who's really getting btfo'd here, Chinkers?

>Democrats accusing others of sowing hate and division among the American people

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>honeypot: the browser

>when you instantly start scanning for the shoe
>when you find it

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>we have a solution coming
>because a 2019 web browser is something you just pull out of your ass

inb4 chromium fork #324982749174

So Kamala Harris is for
>Any term abortion
>Open Borders with Amnesty
>Gun Confiscation and Control
>Reparations when her family is the only one currently in the race that actually owned slaves
>Pro-Islamic Terrorism
>Impeaching Donald Trump in an upcoming Election Year

Anything I missed yet, or did that pretty much cover it so far?

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>You know fellow humans, the witching hour

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Imagine the smell. That thing on the left definitely has no problem imagining any smells.

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Yeah, this country is pretty much fucked desu.

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MIGA

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7's of Godly Troof
AWOO

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I love how her smile makes it look like she's always having a smug laff

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Don't be so quick to dismiss them, they're still 1 pedo's confirmation that he's joining the race away from a full blown circus.

Kamala want to let the Boston Bombers vote .. Mass. will still supprt Dems

i just wish she were white.

>he doesn't know
You're already there.
Also I stole your image.

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This picture right here is the 8th layer of unacceptable niggertry. All niggertry is unacceptable, but there are greater levels of niggertry that shouldn't be allowed to exist. This picture just barely hits the 8th level.

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it helps when your competition is an 70IQ brother fucking somali muslim and a 85IQ puerto rican bartender goblina

Schumer I can at least give credit for top notch jewjitsu, these 2 are just empty barrels. Not sure why Schumer hasn't stepped in considering Pelosi failing so badly at tard wrangling them

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You like your doctor?
She's for you keeping your doctor.

>living in canada
>living in cities with niggers
rural comfy might have to deal with shit internet til space force gets a sat network online, but you will always be a slant eye

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AHEM

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>The entire 2020 democratic primary race will be a please clap cringe hello fellow normal moment lasting months and months
this gonna be comfy

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Sucking dick to get into politics

>that vast majority has more in common than what divides us

human beings and bananas share 70% DNA

Fuck off with this bullshit

Pretty sure they're both quadroons or less

What's this about sri lanka? Did I miss anything else since the muhller nothingburger?

just teasin

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She may want murderers & sex offenders still in prison to vote just like Sanders wants

Say what?

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HA HA your internet is worst than a country that dosn`t even ex

I hope you can hear me Awoo, because I am doing it as hard as I can.

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You forgot
>fuck whitey
bix nood mufuggin nigga sheeeit

She's the greatest

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Hey, Kot. I got plenty of time and I am in the mood to herald tonight.

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youtube.com/watch?v=TS3eYhJUai0
Get in here and rage with everyone else

It's a Brave fork so yeah, Chromium skin. For all its warts, Firefox is the only remaining browser with an engine not developed by either a fucking ad company or Apple.

Schumer probably has a hard enough time controlling the retard brigade in his own chamber and stopping McConnell from steamrolling him.

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goddamit

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Bomb go off
Big boom

Kebabs blew up a church on Easter. 250+ dead.

after review I believe the guild needs to be informed of the extremely sloppy baking.

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Muslims blowing up churches on Easter.

She is a poo in the loo mulatto mix

don't forget fake hate crimes with jussie

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I just had to unplug and replug the modem, I need to replace it. The internet company sent me a "upgrade your modem for free" thing but i just was lazy and maybe it is going out, I don't know. It's working now though

thx ..i think

Holy shit this is awkward.

whiter than you Joseph

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>when your party is pic related except with retarded brown people instead of a behelit

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I don't mind that you tease me
I mind that my best buddy is urbanite scum
That's gross, you need to move out into the sticks.

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>The internet company sent me a "upgrade your modem for free" thing
Protip: they do that because your modem doesn't support the latest DOCSIS standard for data transfer. Definitely use the upgraded device.

FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
AND FUCK JANNIES

I’m glad you said that, Herald, because I have to announce that I will not be here tomorrow night and possibly to night after due to thing.
Some or all of you will need to reassure Mike that it will be soon and to bully or hug others depending on success.

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saved AF
>mfw listening to Kameltoe Harry speak
death to all niggers inshallah

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This absolute unit on with Chaffetz right now.

>Protip: they do that because your modem doesn't support the latest DOCSIS standard for data transfer. Definitely use the upgraded device.

oooooohhhhh

Faggot appears

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She has the charisma of plasma

whoa

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oh essentially a trinidadian but made from scratch

look at this dood

I miss the semi rural town I used to live in

Don't leave yourself open, fren. Don't cry too much. Endure the pain.
I'll try to fill in for you, bud.

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>will not be here tomorrow night
>and possibly to night after
>due to thing.
It's the Kotpocalypse
F

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She doesn't care about being "white". Most Europeans - Italians, Spaniards, Greeks, Portuguese etc - hate the "white" label. They are all proud of their own different ethnicities. This whole obesession over "whiteness" is pretty much only big in America, which is understandable.

Plasma is more electable than Camel Harrison.

>some of the other issues she has voice quiver and is scared

>talking about fags
>her voice is strong and her facial expressions are bold and sincere

Wow. she really REALLY genuinely cares about the fag issue.
All the other stuff, she wasn't 100% on. But what she is saying right now, she really feels it and feels passionate about it

I honestly can't wait for you fucking neo-con shills to leave Jow Forums so we can get back to redpilling normalfags.
>inb4 falsified discord screenshot showing all the "shills"

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Central Park was designed by an Anglo American.

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East meets west (sort of)

so glad an Oprah didn't enter the race

she has the charisma of a ringworm

While you niggers were worried about joos on the Moon, they've already started on Mars.

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Well those were a given
She didn't actually have the audacity to say that, did she?
Completely forgot about those points too.
Are these faggots even going to try for 2020, or are they trying to make Biden look like the "Safe" Dem choice, as they get dragged out to look like proper retards for half a year?

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Rural living will get a lot comfier once the low-orbit satellite constellations are up and running in a few years.
>gaming-usable latency
>1Gbps
>works off grid if you have a local source of electricity

Yeah new DOCSIS revisions typically mean replacing your modem since the chances of your old one getting an update are between zero and "lol". Depending on your ISP, the new one could let you get IPv6 natively too, since that's been around since DOCIS 3.0 a few years ago. Comcast actually had to roll out native IPv6 to their customers (and did a surprisingly OK implementation of it) because they got too big for 10.0.0.0/8 management addresses and didn't want to use double NAT.

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