Jow Forums humor thread

I haven't seen this webm in years. It brings me such joy.

dumb phone poster

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that's not funny that is sick

ya man

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Wtf is going on?

Good webm, very funny, very crazy. Keep posting my friend.

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okay gay lord

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Hilarious. Google 1800's cowboy and literally every single picture is white people.

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This one always stuck with me. Truly, they are literal insect people. One of them even points and laughs at the baby.

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Oh my god what an animal

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

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>(((NY))) license
Oy vey, not Orange County!

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
The other guy was a fucking moonposter, but I am a leaf.

If Europe is turning into a middle East shithole, where will the new top first world nation everyone holds as the standard be?

wtf, how did it come out so fast? and what is everyone around her doing?

>Niglet comes up to you crying
>"DANCE WITH ME WAAA"
>"No nigger"
>Dances at the joy of not having to interact anymore with the niglet

This brings me joy

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is that the prime minister of canada?

Dumbfuck American* you mean

Get a load of this burger

They're all laughing and touching the baby to make sure it's real. And when they find out that it is, they're laughing even more. It's fucking sickening. I've seen a few chink webms where they lay live young on the street and don't seem to give a fuck.

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Based Australia

It's easier to birth squatting than in bed. Doctors are morons.

That kid is going to run for parliament in 20 years.

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The spirit of Steve Irwin lives on I see.

Mother of the year

get a load of this space nigger

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holy crap, God wanted that dude in the white jacket dead

he's actually canadian

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
Quit pretending to be me

imagine finding a video of your birth on the internet

Do you have the one where the lamppost crashes down and 420noscopes that chink

Good God

for all the bug lovers out there
lol

I'll have a look for you. Dumping in the meantime.

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The fuck is Justin trudeau up to here

Holy fucking shit my sides. Are they riding like that because they were forbidden to travel by their laws on that day or something ?

He's catching kangaroos idiot

southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s02e18-prehistoric-ice-man

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Who wants a fucking kangaroo? That's a dumb pet, and equally dumb meal

Exactly. I think it's called Shabbat or something, and kikes typically try to jew themselves out of following their own rules by splitting hairs.
Check this out and hold onto your sides. Can you think of any other race that would try to trick god?
youtu.be/NdbkvJznmwU

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That's some final destination level shit
>lamppost crushes him
>car runs him over
>semi hits car causing explosion
>semi runs over him

Nepal,,, very rare

what do you know about the outback mate you wouldnt know a good roo steak if it hit you in the face

Kangaroos are based fag

chinks truly are a soulless insectoid race

He tried pouring the liquid on the fire to put it out
Kek

uwu

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>this gif

Why did you stop at two bombs America... why?

(you), very new

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Holy mommy sauce

>use of the shabbas goy
The fucking nerve of these fucking people man. "oh I fucked up, but if a gentile helps me then he committed the grave sin and not me".

I hate everything about these fucking people.

someone has to explain this to me, please. they can't turn off lights or something? what the fuck?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS EATING FUUUCK

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Nothing of value seems to be lost...

Comments disabled. Doesn't surprise me.

I think he confused cowboys with cattle. Still referring blacks and Mexicans as cattle is ridiculously insensitive. What a fucking bigot!

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God dammit. Someone pick the damn baby off of the ground. Cover them up. For fucking sakes they're a helpless soul.

Fucking hell isn't there any humanity left?

And fuck me for being such a shmuck that I still think there is decency left.

ikr

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Literally because we ran out of bombs. The third nuke wasn't ready yet.

I had a friend who burned himself trying to drink a burning shot when he was wasted.
This is even funnier because the guy is making even worse decisions apparently completely sober.

They're not allowed to use power or fuel or anything mechanical on the Sabbath or something. That's why in the beginning, the mom kike is trying to condemn her child by making him turn on the lights so she doesn't have to do it. The pilpul they display is truly staggering though. This light switch does not directly turn the light on or off, but adds some random element to it.
Because yknow...God would totally be fooled by Jewish hair-splitting arguments.
That's why they ride around on the outside of a goy's car on that day, too. They're so fucking arrogant.

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Looks like a faggot antifa training ground. Half of them don't even make it through the training because they shoot each other.

never occurred to me that might be the reason we evolved opposable thumbs.

I've seen the worst of the worst of the internet

Daegestan
2 Boys 1 Hammer
Funky Town

......

Chink webm's with food and animal abuse I just can NOT watch

The one where they are going up to the beached whale shark/gigantic fish and just hacking off chunks of it to take home and eat while it is alive and squirming and its gills are huffing and puffing and it is skeletonized while alive is so fucking disturbing to me

Boiling live dogs

All that shit

Fuck

>kid has no ear pro
jesus christ, thats fucking child abuse.

Your first mistake was expecting humanity in a colony of megabit insectoids with a flip flop language.

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This man has never been to Thailand or Venezuela.

This is an idea so retarded only an academic could think it up.

What I genuinely wonder is why it wasn't Osaka or Tokyo. I mean, they were willing to go all out

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In the entire history of mankind, this has never gone right when the cameras were rolling.

Come to think of it, what exactly happens if this does in fact go right?

they grow up so fast

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this

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Australians will do anything to get laid.

I was wondering this myself desu. I imagine it'd stay lit for a little while and burn your insides up something bad. Probably get a killer case of heartburn too.

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This is our future.

the kangaroo is trying to fight it.

>15-20 to 1
Just charge the son of a bitch, HE'S USING A DOUBLE BERREL SHOTGUN, HE CAN ONLY KILL 2 OF YOU BEFORE YOU OVERRUN HIM! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU WANNA SHOW US SOMEONE WHO IS COLD AND CALCULATED SHOW US A SNIPER PICKING OFF THIS GROUP!

THIS TRIGGERS THE INNER Jow Forums AND MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK A MALE NIGGER RAW UNTIL HE BLEEDS AND I'LL CHOP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF AND FUCK HIS THROAT HOLE AND CUM ALL INSIDE IT!

JESUS FUCKING CHRISTY FUCK THIS WEBM! DELETE PLEASE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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thank you

BTW I know it's from the movie Battle Royal.

Damn.

Fucking hell, I just tried to post that and it gave me an error and sent me right back to this thread lol.

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That was literally plan B. If they called our bluff on using the only 2 we had we follow up with the 3rd larger one to buy a little time and then the next batch of 12+ would be dropped on every major city simultaneously.