/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEG FOR FORGIVENESS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?460000-1/
youtu.be/Qael84kXBAs
youtu.be/tFCbIhFfP84
>FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook 4/22/19
youtu.be/fMJNqb2AReQ
>WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
youtu.be/453B5V7oYws (Bunny Hop Stage)
youtu.be/Va5ap20xoSw (Reading Nook)
youtu.be/2FhGlbmp60A (EPAAdm Wheeler)
youtu.be/XJt8ZXupt9Y (PressSec Sarah)
youtu.be/67a3FVzjK2k (NSA2VP ArmyGen Kellogg)
youtu.be/3FuJhvKLtnQ (DepHHSSec Hargan)
youtu.be/OMMozdCxfzw (KAC)
youtu.be/d9JsYZVv0rg (USSurgGen Adams)
youtu.be/BbMIHyYTGUg (AssistEdSec Brogan)
youtu.be/9uy6ZBDuJ6M (VASec Wilkie)
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/p27yTp5O05M
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/bqw5s6qwcZM
>HHSSec Azar Press Conf on Transforming Primary Care 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459985-1/
>CEAChair Hassett outside WH 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?460004-1/
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 4/22/19
youtu.be/qhFNpw8rapo
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 4/22/19
youtu.be/P604Womo6f0
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 4/22/19
youtu.be/I9eWa3e4ndc
>Giuliani on OAN 4/22/19
youtu.be/reI4WfmUrSQ
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4Iran Hook/AssistSoS Fannon) 4/22/19
youtu.be/PVA0OeIc6Hk
youtu.be/-vbwed_snUU
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (AssistSoS Evanoff/AssistTreasSec Billingslea/Amb Sales) 4/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/673558/

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MAGA!

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WORSE THAN OBAMA

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KEEP AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

KAGA

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Starve za warudo.

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>2024 slogan
>this user is a time traveler

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>awoo
>capeshit
>Israel love
The absolute state of /pedeTG/

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>mfw shills in the antimeridian

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I wanna go to bed

Please let that article be real.

>210920785
>April 2017
>Slate

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>WORSE THAN OBAMA
Impossible

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Hi fren

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Today's another day Trump will commit crime
Or we will get to see just how great of a fraud this cock sucka is.

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one of these things is not like the others

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No one is allowed to sleep until every jew is dead.

MAGA

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It was a subtle jab at the mathematically challenged Kikes.

NEVER FORGET THE 138 MILLION YOU NIGGERS!

Fag

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What a fucking dum ass the count is over 250 dead

I'm pretty sure they all go hand in hand

Fake.

Too bad the Democrat majority Congress has wasted all it's precious little time on chasing phantoms.

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>Another crime
>even though one has never been committed
>being a dying white leftists
Shut up... faggot

>love this land

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Not at the time this was posted, sweaty.

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I wonder what they’re so pepped about?

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138M is over 250

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I can't find anything. Dammit

Ha, I knew it was too funny to be true. Oh well.

>Truly the enemy of the people!
oh no
the media are going to lower their press freedom index again because of mean tweets.

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BASED

Maybe because every living thing on this planet is a flawed abomination?

>ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG
wew 6 more years of this.
What a fantastic time to be alive

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>tfw qt Falangist gf

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awoovement

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>awoo
always
>capeshit
what? the joker and the female joker grill gf?
>Israel love
your only argument is Trump loves Israel and /ptg/ loves Trump, therefor /ptg/ loves Israel.

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>hand in hand

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Be nice

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Speak for yourself nigger.

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>going back all the way to the beginning of 2017
WEW LAD

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OK, I pooped. I would rate it about 5/10.

Melania is an angel she's not human.

There was plenty of capeshit discussed in a lovingly, faggy tone last thread

>Ninety three million

antE

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And you needed to tell us this why?

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Doing illegal recreational drugs isn't compatible with being your best you for your country or making America great again. Don't contribute to disorder and dysgenic practices in America.

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Whoopsie.

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House?

blood blisters in their fronthole
I think capeshit was referring to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which has very few capes in it. All of the characters are from classic English literature, with very few exceptions.

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Unironically best contribution to the thread thus far

MAGA

Well yes relative to God and the infinite. But here in the limited world of /ptg/ you are perfect in every way.

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This man is already fired, it doesn't even matter if he gets impeached, which he should.
Members of house and senate go around him. He invisible in any discussion, but for the most part he always was.
He's lost control of the media, the government, his finances, the GOP, and most importantly, his opinion numbers.
The only thing he will do on his throne is veto common interest, like ending Saudi aid.

It's absolutely pathetic how weak this man is. I'm honestly surprised he has a cent to his name with how easily manipulated he is. I guess this is why Paris Hilton made more money off a smaller inheritance than him and she didn't ruin contractors lives by not paying promised dues.

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Perhaps you prefer something else in something else?

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shhhhhhhhhh

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>when the president of america makes public responses they mean nothing

Only between 2016-2020 has/will that be true.

Bullshit there was

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can you describe in vivid Guy Fierri style detail what would a 8/10 pooping experience would be like for us pooplets?

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Owning and being proficient in arms you own are imperative to being able to defend your interests. It's very important.

She can old my hag, amirite?

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Yes, fantasy characters portrayed in a comic medium. Or, capeshit

>League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
ah, so dude is freaking out over nothing.
makes sense.

Trump is my favorite businessman

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fug u i got mine

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No, she can old back into the crypt

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Cernovich is now dabbing into the occult arts. I think he is expanding to get a share of the Styx audience, while retaining the molymeme nerds, Cortez fitchicks and cerno fashionistas. Is That a winning coalition to win the white house in 2020?
His latest hard hitting tweets:
>People who spend time around me start to notice oddities and especially how electronic devices crash in unusual ways when near me. Once the lights went out and a man turned to me, “God is mad at you.” This freaked out my friend, but I told him stuff like that happens often
>Most of what I experience is Energetic and can’t be put into words. But some people can feel the theta waves.
>Whenever I speak of Energy, losers pop off about me “being off meds,” but my life is a long sequence of objective achievement, never had meds. Try another insult. Tho it’s shitty to stigmatize the mentally ill and such insults do drive people to suicide. You are murderers. Karma.
Also if you have the chance, watch hoax and blood money to understand why Qatar is buying congress and funding terrorism. Also Trump should recognize the armenian genocide and reform student debts. This cuck doesn't have cerno levels of energy.

You're on an anime image board ya schizo faggot

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I can't stop laughing at that awoo edit. I think I am losing my mind.

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he still mad son.

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>capeshit and fantasy is ok when I like it

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This pic is disgusting and lacks any true content is done in bad faith
And is completely tasteless

U should be ashamed for posting it

>
nah, it's just really easy to copy and paste these days.

That's not what capeshit is, you fucking dumbass.

I am literally shaking at the lack of new hats on the Trump store, why is he not giving us new hats to buy(to help support, of course) my fellow Easter Worshiper?

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After many years on this site, I introduced a friend of mine to Jow Forums after the Christchurch cleansing.
Later, maybe three days, he told me he had been spending two or three hours a day on/pol/ I told him, Dude, it's not good to spend that much time on just the one board, look around, there are more interests. I then showed him /tv/, /vg/, Jow Forums, and showed him how to navigate. I told him to just pick one at random, and check it out. He said, Just click on Random? I said, No, don't ever go there. It's all traps and cock rate threads and scat porn. I went back to filling out a form for a vehicle, and ten minutes later, in an easily heard across the room voice, my friend says, "What is wincest?" I looked straight at him and told him "I told you not to go there." He's 31. That was a month ago. This morning, he told me about introducing a couple of older guys, 65+ to Jow Forums and this site a week or two ago. They are dying of cancer, three months or so to live, and spend all of their time now browsing adult gif laughing at nignogs getting shot, reading Jow Forums and shit talking, smoking weed and downing mass amounts of painkillers. I am happy to have contributed to them some small amount of joy at the end of their lives. Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.

Oh man they didn’t lie I’m getting bombarded with heys from 27 year olds who see the wall looming. Some of the shit they say when you hagpost them.

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>Mr Trump! We are losing the TF2 audience!

Translates to shit in Spanish.

>fantasy
Youre telling me I cant talk about Tolkien?

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>without evidence
Is the new code word for "I don't want to believe it". Also, 320 dead zero muslim groups making a NZ like apology tour.

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Monkey magic

>any series of words and images that string together to form a narrative is capeshit
I can't imagine being this dumb.

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It is based in Christianity, so yes

To be fair, ISIS do have a habit of claiming responsibility for attacks which, although inspired by them, are not actually planned by them.

I believe every word of this.

Who gonna watch Meghan reckt some lib shits latter on the view today

>his morning, he told me about introducing a c
Don'y talk about Jow Forums, you're lucky he's open minded. Most would look for 10 minutes and say, "wtf is he showing me this autistic hate for"

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