What's your excuse for not being Chad?

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

Fat, poor, ugly, short, gross, low testosterone, autistic, handicapp...?

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Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

What is *YOUR* excuse?

I got 4 kids. Been married for 6 years to a trad hottie.

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Adam Lee
Adam Lee

We don't want to be gaydoll faggots for establishment faggots.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

I find cartoon woman far more attractive and lose motivation thru porn addiction.

See Exhibit A

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Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

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Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

Apathy.

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

you have kids and post Pepe memes and engage in Jow Forums culture, you're part of the downfall of America through degeneracy and perpetual adolecnce

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

hyperthyroidism

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

pol
kids

kek, liar

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

I have autism BPD and trauma that prevents me from interacting with people without dissociation/wanting to kill them

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

I'm a 5'6" manlet. Chad status is inertly impossible. They best I can do is go full twink mode.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

fuck off normalfag

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

cope harder

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

Literally the only thing being a Chad gets you in this fucked up world is access to used up Thot pussy....

If you aren't a pure natural chad, the ROI just isn't worth it. I can use my autist brain to make 150k/yr programming for 40 hours a week and buy all my dopamine fixes off of Amazon (made by china) and if I get horny, pay for a "high class" escort and spend less money than wining and dining a thot....

simple math friendos

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

Lack of motivation. I used to work out a lot because I had a friend who always went to the gym with me. I wouldn't skip on going to the gym because he would call me out on it. Then he moved away and I haven't worked out nearly as much. I just need that little bit of motivation to make me work out on a daily basis. Somebody to talk shit if I skip. Otherwise I am always like meh I'll work out tomorrow and I end up only lifting like once a week.

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

there is no excuse, Im lazy.

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

no need, im 14, life is good old man, cope with your receding hairline

Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

enjoy your 3 day weekend buddy.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

im so glad i got away from that degenerate shit

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

Dude on the right looks hella gay.

Not for being relatively big and muscular but for looking at himself like that. I find normal looking masculine dudes actually doing shit to be far more of a motivational tool than borderline fags.

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Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Yeah but women won't like you. Don't you base your self-worth on female approval like me? You must be a beta...

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

same as yours... shitposting on /pol

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Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

I am married with kids and read Jow Forums because it is one of the last unfiltered sites left. Nothing wrong with the pursuit of truth (and a few laughs in the process). Sure won’t find any laughs in Hollywood or stand up these days

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

Underage b& MODS

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

I don't want to take steroids

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

Dude is likely gay or insecure but yeah we should all wanna be healthy. He seems to have gone to the point where he's trying to be fit for other reasons.

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

Raised by single mom and no male role model. I never learned to really take care of myself and got fat. Now I understand the importance of self improvement and I'm putting in the work but it'll take a lot of time.

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

Unless you unironically want to be a father there is no reason to pursue a relationship whit a female in todays society.

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

I have backne

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

Imagine the smell.

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

Not my fault y'all cant get your shit straight AND shitpost... What is your excuse?

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Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

If i have to wait 6 fucking years to see some results i aint gonna do it

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

Chad has uneven nips

Adam Green
Adam Green

married with kids
Where do you live? Liberia?
Also how many loli wives do you have?

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

apathetic toward women in my rural town. they are all ugly white trash women who don't share my interests

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Noah Reed
Noah Reed

I don’t see the point. What do I gain? A wife? No thanks, don’t want it. So I can use that money and time into hobbies that bring me pleasure, like shitposting. I do enjoy exercise and working out a couple times a week, but I’ll never go full retard with it. There’s no point.

One of my friends has put on like 60 pounds of muscle and has done some amateur powerlifting, his life revolves around picking heavy things up and eating. Doesn’t look fun at all.

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

Hurp derp there's no Jewish workers show pic of Jewish guy working the deck

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

yeah, all of us have that

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

5'6" manlet, and I live in a rural town, all the females are either jailbait, trash or taken.

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Is this supposed to be inspiring?

I mean he has a nice body but if takes 6 years to get there than fuck it.

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

youtube.com/watch?v=LZ66lEUu45E

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Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

fat but doing fasting, omad, seems to be working, down 10kg in a month so far

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

Ugly gross low test autistic

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

you knmow you can use porn as a motivator?

Only fap if you lift, do some pushups, squats. You will feel a lot better about fapping and the high is better than ever TRUST ME. I love porn, im into scat, rape, beast, bdsm, everything and lately ive been using lifting as a way to make the high even better, Knowing everytime you fap you get stronger, soon ill be doing these deeds on REAL women. Just keep lifting and KEEP FAPPING

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

You can work to your own goals... No one said you gotta bench 350 or else. Work cardio, out run the motherfucker. Blend it, work both and be strong allround AND EAT.

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

I don't want to take steroids.

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

Got to much to lose, dont want to get rapped and divorce raped/child support. Rather just relax my whole life with no stress whatsoever. Total control and freedom. I feel if I went back to Chad status ill get sucked into the quicksand.

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

Do you user. If thats what you want. You are Chad.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

I do Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai for almost 13 years now. I could obliterate 90% of insecure incels with gymbods and i still got a beer belly.
If you are trying to get fit to get a bitch instead of learning how to fight, you are a low testosterone weak beta.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

who don't share my interests
youre never gonna make it

James Ward
James Ward

i went to grad school

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

lifting for women
You lift for your own physical fitness and to to promote long-term health.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

I'm autistic and can't read body language very well or initiate. The only women who flirt with me are black.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

I'm 5'10 and all the girls I like are taken or laugh at me when i ask them out. The rest are either ogres or roasties.

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

marriage meme
Chad

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

soon I'll be raping real women

If only, user. Can you imagine what it must have been like to succeed in raiding another tribe and taking their women as spoils? You proved yourself as worthy to survive. Your body, your work, your dedication all coming together in an ultimate show and basking in it must have been quite a high. Then you find some pretty little 16 year old, scared out of her mind, and you just take her. You fuck her six ways from sunday and then, if you fancy her, you take her back to your camp as a trophy. God fucking damnit I want that.

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

6 years
oh god Im fucked

Liam Price
Liam Price

Yep.

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

All the other girls I like are taken.
In this whore world there honestly isn't any reason to not pursue them until they cheat with you. It's already happening way too commonly ever since adultery became completely legal so you might as well take advantage of it.

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

I simply don't give a fuck anymore.

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

that guys on the gear he looks 5'9 and 100kg

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

Same. Seems like nigresses love the Average Autistic Cock.

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

Gay and cute.
But my twink days are just about over. I honestly better start using that gym membership, op.

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

i used to be chad lite but i've given up on life

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

I think what it is is they're obvious about it, just as blacks usually are about most shit. It's blatant and easy to read because they have no idea what nuance is.
White girls is more where I can't tell at all.

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

I got 3 kids. Can concur

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

women show no interest in me
is here gookposting
Checks out.

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Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

why would any white women share your interest in ugly gooks?

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

there honestly isn't any reason to not pursue them until they cheat with you
I want kids in the future and I don't want them taken from me and used against me for 20+ years because I married a roastie who was a homie hopper. Not to say virgins are immune from this, but girls who can't control their sexual urges/exploit their sexual power over men to gain resources/fame etc... are people I'd rather avoid. Most of the girls at my uni here that I've asked out had 10+ sexual partners after only 1 year yet most guys I know can barely get 1 a year.

Also I'm a 5'10 manlet so it's difficult to find one who won't laugh at me, even the Asian grls here have guys who are like 6'2 or above. Why has the lord cursed me.

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

It's ~2 years for peak natty status, but natties rarely attain a head-turning physique that shows through clothes, so they're pretty much limited to posting shirtless selfies online.

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

do you think people act irl like they do on 4chins? How fucking new are you

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

Engaging in Jow Forums culture is acting irl.

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

Can you fight .45ACP?

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

What steroids/drugs should i take to lose fat and gain muscle with minimum effort.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

p much this

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

I started lifting 6 months ago. The only thing that is keeping me from going full Chad is my mild social anxiety and slightly lacking in confidence.

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

every thing you said is wrong

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

Chad here. Have a hot wife and a baby girl. It's all about time management. You can always lurk while you're pooping....

Lucas King
Lucas King

damn he got a better haircut and started juicing

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

Still shit posture

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

I have PTSD and I refuse to talk about it anywhere other than an anonymous Taiwanese hair-braiding forum full of autists.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

be 17
6'1 325 lb
lose 100 in 1 year, just before graduation
get to college
flop around for 5 years till I get a degree
~250 lb
have autistic moment where i splurge on supplements and gym equipment to create a sunken cost situation and begin lifting
gain some muscle and drop to 185 lb in 6 months
look nothing like how the fitness routine i followed said I would
persist, lift religiously for the next year
mom gets cancer, get really bummed out over it for the next half year. Such an emotional distant state that it kills relationship with qt in just a couple of months at this time
forgot to mention i "bulked" back to 200 and cut down to 196 by this time
motivation crashed. Still lift as a means of coping with depression, haven't dated women in over a year

Kind of going back and forth here a bit I think. I tried to become chad, It'll be almost 3 years of lifting most of the week, 2 years was dedicated brosplit p/p/l/p/p/l but the chiseled abs elude me, the adonis belt eludes me.
The reason? Loose skin from the weight loss. All that work just to be mocked by loose skin every time i look at myself naked.

The fat is essentially gone, women do regularly throw validation at me but the mental scars are there and the physical scars are literally there. My only hope now is body sculpting or loose skin surgery for which I don't have the funds for but I hope I will before I hit 30.

I don't care if I have to be forever alone anymore, I'm well past women as the motivation. I just want to kill who I used to be in its totality. Three years of strict dieting, lifting etc only to have loose flaps warp my self image.

I'm becoming increasingly nihilistic and I've started wishing for the end of the world to be honest. Pretty bummed out lads.

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Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

Unironically low test. Feels very bad.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

I live in a village, i dont have alot of options to do here. No job, criminal record, depressed and cant handle routine, need a job that constantly changes. Wagecucking one same shit everyday forcing myself to work where i know what i will do tomorrow and next month is just bullet in head for me. Might go on back on illegal path after my probation runs out. Being chad is low priority and city peoples problem

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

post wife

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

tfw not Chad

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Mason Scott
Mason Scott

Fat,
no
poor,
yes
ugly
yes
short
no
gross
dont think so
low testosterone
most likely
autistic
slightly
handicapp
nope.
I fell for globohomo's nihilism meme when young and ended up getting hooked on heroin. Been clean for almost 5 years but my youth is gone. I have no friends (all either dead or still use drugs). Most opportunities have long since passed me by.

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

so dont give a fuck about not giving a fuck WAT

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Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

Some men just want to watch the world burn, I happen to be one.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

no excuses and checkd fuck all this demoralization. no one is responsible for you but YOU get the fuck up and do it anons, also what happened to insane wolf memes? tehy were the og motivation threads

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Carter Howard
Carter Howard

LMFAO

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Local gym is fucking expensive

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

Food is extremely expensive

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

I want to nuke everything so that no one can be happy like you.

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

Stand up is funnier than ever

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

that kid went from being like 12 to 21 in that photo...

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

I am a Chad but most women are not Stacy's mom or Stacys. Most women are annoying morons who are incredibly predictable. Instead I'm more interested in starting my own business and my stock portfolio, possibly going off grid to hunt and fish all day.

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

There's nothing wrong with the guy on the left though. He's got long limbs (which women love) and a decent face...

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

Can confirm

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

Dedicates his life to fitness and healthy living as to reap the lifelong rewards. Gets terminal cancer anyways

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

Lmao pure cope

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

I'm Canadian. The government sends their effeminate police to harass the chads.

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

What is your excuse?
I have a serious case of comfy.

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Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

You are being harder on yourself than anyone else is. The women you date don't see you as negatively as you do.

You have a personality that lends itself to self hate. I completely understand that. I'm in the same situation. Fascism can save you, brother.

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

What's your excuse for not being Chad?
I don't like Chads

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

It doesn't.
6 months if you're not a ball of lard.

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Arthritis. I try to stay healthy and exercise but the pain and the chronic inflammation make it hard to do it constantly and put on muscle

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

My excuse for being poor is that i haven't finished University. I would have never become rich anyway. I'm not good at STEM subjects sadly. For the rest I'm pretty good, I don't need a lot of money honestly.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

Smells great on fishing boats. They keep em clean, the fish are fresh. Salty air.

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

the land whale in the background

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Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

Not white, can’t ever get enough sleep, I’m ugly, and I’m short. Don’t really care much for life right now. What’s the point of improving myself. I have nothing to improve myself for. Might as well just live out the rest of my life as I am until I die alone. Atleast then I can finally sleep.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

It's your diet.
Stop eating whatever it is you're eating.

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

i still get laid so im satisfied

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

Birthday girl is a sexy one

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

not white
there's your problem

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

not the Coca Cola one

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

ADIDAS
He's probably Russian.

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

Honestly, what's it like? Be honest. Were you nervous about getting married?

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

Not a fixable problem so I stopped caring about it all. I’m just gonna live out my life until I die in the end. I hope your future is better than mine. I’m probably going to die alone in a hospital bed of cancer because I can’t afford the bills. I’m probably going to get arthritis early, I’m probably going to go bald early, and I’m probably going to die early. Im ok with the last part though.

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

6 years
Because WIP

Luke Green
Luke Green

Same

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

jealous fag that some 4fuck can have a wife and kids
Fell for the “everyone on 4chimps is a no-life incel” meme

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

She wants Chad too, but knows her place.

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

with this kind of attitude you can speed up your inevitable end

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

Not looking to commit suicide. Like I said I’m still probably going to go to the grave early. I’m looking to just live out the rest of my short life until I get some rest In the end. Then I’ll be in that grave forgotten and unknown after a short life of boredom.

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

fat
Slightly but strong arms, legs and chest and strong jaw
poor
Yeah
ugly
Eh somewhere between 6 and 7 but girls like me and I’ve got the one I want
gross
Yeah probably
low t
Lower than I want it
autistic
Slightly
handicapped
No due to high bone density

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

Listen to Chads about how to control women.
jowforums.com/thread/211000614/politics

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Cooper Young
Cooper Young

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Carter Myers
Carter Myers

trad hottie
I bet she fat and ugly
maybe I should settle for less too

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

Fat girls need love too.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

1 post
unread replies
Pathetic. Get a life you retards

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

A painfully average penis and Asperger's.

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

Old.

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

How old. Young girls don't mind or even go for guys in their 30s and 40s.

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