Brit/pol/: Sharia Cup Edition

why do you use buzzwords that you don't even know the meaning of you seething LARPcel?

see how i managed to use them correctly? fucking kek

>t. seething LARPcel

how can I be LARPing when I've provided enough proof for 10 lifetimes?

>photo of mum's insulin
lol

>insulin
>clearest brown the colour of the most pure tar
ofcourse a LARPcel like you wouldn't even know what drugs look like lmfao

Eyo lads

these LARPcels have nothing

not on me and certainly not on themselves lmfao

looks like i win again

>incel's insulin

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48034732

Normies love Ann Widdecombe

damn you need to go outside loser

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Mad innit, didn’t expect that

What's Jive been up to lol?

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>Sri Lanka suicide bomber studied in the uk

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twitter.com/Kevin_Maguire/status/1120919016552443904

Geordie retard Mirror scumbag is scared, at least.

its heroin but there is no proof it is yours

Yeah my Grandma loves Ann. Thats another vote for Farage's Brexit party.

why are you so ashamed to be a diabetic incel? we support you man

kek

Why does the media keep shilling this autistic fucking Scandi?

Can you guys see the comments section on liveleak? I can't see them for some reason. They're the best thing about liveleak.
liveleak.com/view?t=ayZ0d_1555903832

>"What the Remain campaign failed to achieve by fear must not be achieved by fatigue."

based Anne is as badass as Helmer

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to pre-empt the backlash because anyone who calls her out on her bullshit looks like a mean nasty person being horrible to an autistic child

Brexit party in the EU elections
UKIP in the GE/local elections

They're just down at the moment, give it a day and they should be back up.

This desu

I can't in good conscience vote for this pathetic civnat or his party.
That's not to say I'll vote for the Brexit Party... it all depends who they field as candidates.

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So who you gonna vote for

>Mr Batten first developed an interest in politics as a child, watching current affairs programmes about the Cold War at home in London’s Isle of Dogs.
>As the son of a shipping clerk, he has described his childhood as typically working class. He landed his first job as a bookbinder at the age of 18 before becoming a BT salesman. While working for the telecoms giant Mr Batten met his wife Frances Lina, now 60, who had moved to the UK as an immigrant from the Philippines.
>The couple, who married in 1988 while she was studying business, have two sons and live in a £630,000 terraced house in East London.

Absolute civic.

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Prince harry and his groid family are off to Africa .
We are paying, why must we pay for them don't you get sick of them?

I didn’t vote for him

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If the Brexit Party plan to stand candidates like this in my area then no-one.
I won't be voting to give them 250+k a year wages.

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If we could vote for them it would be a fun contest.
Vote them for a three year term and anyone can be proposed and seconded for the job.

What guns my fellow bongs have if any?

If you're not going to vote then you are absolutely fucking retarded and your opinion is going be discarded by everyone here. So you might want to rethink all that m8

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They need to do a better job with these posters. The cropping is obvious and blue text on blue background is the sort of thing you wouldn't do in Paint.

Saw a slow worm yesterday

Did you ask Owen Jones for his autograph?

Why would anyone admit to owning one here when you could be a cop. I don't think anyone would admit to owning a water pistol considering you get arrested for carrying a butter knife.

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You DON'T have to be specific like exact model, how much ammo you have, brand of safe, just what sort of guns do you have I'm interested in getting into shooting soon

No i mean LEGALLY owned ones and only the type aka bolt action rifle I'm just interested in getting into it soon

Check it out

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That eddies bird?

I caught one wriggling through the high st about 5 years ago, everyone was shit scared of it AGH SNAKE.. it was about 6 inches long and tiny.
People are so removed from nature.

JUMBO SOSIJ

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I was just walking down a path in the lakes and almost stood on it, it wrapped around my shoe and I went FUCK and jumped about five foot in the air. Poor little guy was just trying to warm up on the path

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Find a local club, see what they offer first.
Depends where you live, but hunting is not unheard of, much more satisfying than clays too.

I've heard a section 1 shotgun license is relatively easy to get but it only entitles you to a shotgun with a maximum of 3 bullets at once

>No i mean LEGALLY

Again why would anyone admit to owning one at the chance you could be a cop. There's a thing called "credible threat" and considering the UK establishment likes to label this entire site as extremist even though it isn't I think it's fair to say that people won't give those details to prevent a profile being built about them. Besides the Brits that have legally owned guns are farmers and seeing Jow Forums is NEET central there will be no farmers here because they're too busy doing shit outside.

Is there any way to get semi autos in the uk or are they totally banned, i know all pistols other than really weird long ones are banned and we have bolt action ar15's here

>Again why would anyone admit to owning one at the chance you could be a cop. There's a thing called "credible threat" and considering the UK establishment likes to label this entire site as extremist
I can't argue against this you're right

Snakes and spiders seem to stir up a natural revulsion in humans.
I can understand if it's on your shoe you would jump..
The one I saved, the street cleaner bloke had it trapped with his litter picker like it was a deadly viper..so I had to make him let it go, then I picked it up and put it in a verge.

Like queen amidala on naboo

Semi auto rimfire is fine, 22lr etc. Centrefire are banned, so straight pull, lever action or bolt.

Damn i didn't realise there were this many guns in circulation in the uk

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UKIP now
UKIP then
UKIP forever

no surrender to the Remainer scum

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Sorry total retard when it comes to guns what is centre fire vs rim fire

I just didn’t expect it, I’ve never seen one before either, we made sure it was alright and let it get on with its day

You know I've never seen a snake here in the wild, my only encounter with one was went I went to Corfu at the age of 8. It hissed as us so we backed the fuck off.

>Batten a civnat
>Are Nige a traitor
>Torys not conserving anything

Dunno lads, seems like there isnt much else

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It's the unlicensed ones to worry about.
But it's ok, only criminals are allowed to have those, so that means everyone's safe, or something.

It's all the farmers here, they're the most civilian armed group in the country.

"WE'VE ACTIVATED A WHOLE NEW SECTION"

Why the fuck does "activate" sound like such a sinister thing.

Yeah me neither, but a slow worm isn’t a snake

pewpewtactical.com/rimfire-vs-centerfire-ammunition/

Essentially smallbore calibres.

I wish people here actually cared about self defence I'm definetly with the US on this issue. Can you imagine if norfs were armed with guns they'd clear out the child rape gangs and the capital in days many of our problems come from the lack of self defence we're slave citizens

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watch near rivers this summer

But aren't worms blind? I look at that image and it looks like it has a pair of eyes.

It’s not a worm, it’s like a legless lizard

>READ THE JEWISH MANIFESTO

Would it be possible for me to get a .22lr ar15 style rifle for hunting or target shooting if i was a part of a club? Or is it only for farmers with vermin problems?

It's technically a lizard, oddly they are not as slow as worms either.
Good job they don't understand English, seems the scientists who named it may have just called it a cunt to its face.

You absolutely can
sportsmanguncentre.co.uk/smith-and-wesson-m-and-p-15-22-sport-22-lr

Not really a hunting rifle though. Contact your local club.

I really don't think it matters who sits in the chair anymore has Theresa may acted conservative in the slightest?

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Speaking of snakes here's the UK's Adder.

youtube.com/watch?v=z5VjrD65fr0

So would i say it's for target shooting? Join a club, attend for a while, apply for section 1, use that for a bit, then apply for section 2 say .22lr is for target shooting?

Thanks for your help user

>Arab
>profinity towards snakelike creature
>hates dogs
Like pottery

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everyone and their mums is packing 'round 'ere

Queen Ann is fucking back lads

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Like who?

farmers

And their mums.

You mean you're with the British on this issue user. Our bill of rights refers to the right of the people to be armed. Not that this was ever in question, indeed it was considered a man's duty to be armed and ready to defend his country.
I think we should bring back militias as another tier of reserves. Voluntary, and unpaid, clubs where soldiers teach shooting, camping etc. skills to the general population. Thus the civilian population resume their role of being a deterrent to invasion.

That's Nottingham in the pic!!! That pink pavilion was hosting the lady boys of Bangkok

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In its second minute the Envy rose to a frenzy. People were leaping up and down in their places and shouting at the tops of their voices in an effort to drown the envy-provoking post that came from the screen. The little sandy-haired woman had turned bright pink, and her mouth was opening and shutting like that of a landed fish. Even O’Brien’s heavy face was flushed. He was sitting very crooked in his Lay-Z-Boy, his pidgeon chest swelling and quivering as though he were standing up to the assault of an asthma attack. The dark-haired girl behind Winston had begun crying out ‘LARPer! LARPer! LARPer!’ and suddenly she picked up a Keane CD case and flung it at the screen. It struck Cokeposter’s nose and bounced off; the sesh continued inexorably. In a lucid moment Winston found that he was shouting with the others and slamming his Horlick's mug violently against his Alienware mousepad. The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Envy was not that one was obliged to act a part, but, on the contrary, that it was impossible to avoid joining in. Within thirty seconds any pretense was always unnecessary. A hideous ecstasy of jealousy and covetousness, a desire to REE, to drink Horlick's, to be in bed before 8pm, seemed to flow through the whole of brit/pol/ like an electric current, turning one even against one’s will into a pitiful, seething LARPcel.

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Article by Brexit Mummy:
brexitcentral.com/if-mps-dont-deliver-brexit-as-promised-i-fear-for-the-future-of-our-democracy/
>Life is unpredictable. A year ago, with a newborn baby, returning to politics could not have been further from my mind. Even six months ago, I still held hope that Theresa May would deliver her promise of us leaving the European Union on 29th March. She had repeatedly said no deal was better than a bad deal and foolishly I still believed she would act accordingly. One by one the straws fell. Her deal was appalling; we didn’t leave in March; she opened talks with Jeremy Corbyn and considered keeping us in the Customs Union; hundreds of MPs voted to take no deal off the table. This is not Brexit. It is betrayal.

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