>be american
>eat literal shit
Be american
>be German
cooking it will kill all that anyway so who cares?
Buts its cheap user!!!!!!!!
bahahahahahahaha
>cooking it will kill all that anyway so who cares?
get wurstkoffer
bruh
>cooking it will kill all that anyway so who cares?
God I love being an American.
Fun fact: You're born eating/swallowing your mom's shit and pussy juice. It seeds your digestive tract with gut bacteria.
>Fun fact: You're born eating/swallowing your mom's shit and pussy juice
fuck that, post more deutsche wurst
I'm out, you got more?
Sure do
lmao
The wurst series is from a lefty German magazin named Titanic.
Disgusting subhuman Amerinoid
sounds like eating steak just went from delicious to erotic
They seem to be quite old though. Like they're parodying contemporary magazine ads from the time.
No surprise. Our food standards has dropped to gutter levels. Little enforcement on shittier companies and anyone that tries to do things right gets fucked.
>Our food standards has dropped to gutter levels.
Imagine UK's post-Brexit trade deal with the US. They're going from eating literal shit (British cuisine) to literal shit (American poop).
These are based, hadn't seen them before
These images make me uncomfortable.
oh that was the last one I had by the way
This image will make you feel better again.
Thank you user
Pretty much. It's not like you aren't heading the same direction in Germany. You guys already bought into the high fructose corn syrup shit, and wood pulp bullshit. I used to love German treats, now I avoid them completely when they've completely changed the ingredients for this shit and changed the taste.
it's literally true though
Why do you have to be so mean.
Because I hate this bullshit no matter where it happens.
If you smell someones fart you are eating literal shit too...
Good thing Hitler convinced you to vegetarians, right Jow Forums?
This. Fire kills bacteria and neutralizes the food source (faeces)
You will find coliforms litterally everywhere user. I actually tested the tap water in Germany (I know you don’t drink it - but you wash dishes in it). Same incidence level as US tap water.
this explains the shart in mart maymay
>be american
>eat poo for breakfast
>said breakfast sharted in mart
>shoot vietnamese twink at checkout counter
>MURRRRREEEECA
glorious mutts
>I actually tested the tap water in Germany
Why do Americans feel the overwhelming urge to lie on the internet?
>pajeet making fun of americans
lmao how the tables have turned
I hunt all my meat. Only the cattle eat what they are given. Can you hunt in schnitzel land?
>Can you hunt in schnitzel land?
No need, as a 1st world country we have stores with a shit-free supply chain.
Poo in the loo not in the meat amerimutts
90% of Germans are renters
>cope
this thread proves the left still cant meme. if i was a faggot id cringe.
HAHAHAHAHA THATS EVEN WORSE THAN EATING DOGS OR MONKEYS OR RATS OR PIDGEONS
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I only buy meat from the local butcher. Am I okay?
nigger they are talking trace amounts. its like vegans scaring you with the blood in cowmilk bullshit.
the country that has a fetish for scat porn knows a little something about shit-eating
My asshole is riddled with feces but you don't see me writing an article about it
none of those red things really apply to white people
>viagra
>dank
>consume 99.66% more oil
>use 69.45% more electricity
>bad thing
suck it hippies
also, all us obese and diabetic burgers and you only have a 1-year advantage in lifespan hahahahaha
This article fails to mention that U.S. has a practice of exposing bs while covering up lies. I would be more worried about Monsanto