I really like Muslim girls and I want to date one. How do I get one?

I really like Muslim girls and I want to date one. How do I get one?

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This thread is not gunna go well OP I'm warning you now.

Be black

You blow yourself up, then you get more than one, else marry your cousin as arranged by your daddy who fucked your sister.

how does it feel to have a religious dick?

Through crusading

Go to a mosque and convert if you're somehow serious about this.

convert?
retard

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I can't help it. I got desert fever real bad

Start your search in places with less grass

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I can't blame you but the autism on this board is too strong to talk about women much less middle eastern women. Expect a thread of edgy zoomers and larpers

By killing yourself. You will get 72 ones.

>I got desert fever real bad
Me too, desu. I want to deflower Muslim goddesses and make them my subservient wives.

Rip

>Virgins
Tbh I'd rather have a MILF

>Ash-hadu anla-ilaha ila_llah wa-ashadu Ana Muhammadan rasulu-llah

You can have as many as 4 of them after saying this, welcome brother

History suggests otherwise

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>be me
>be high school vice principal
>left wing students at the school form their own anti-racism club because "Fuck Drumpf" and they're arrogant little shits who think they're actually gonna make a difference
>I ignore it because I don't give a shit what students do so long as they don't break the rules and just want to shitfaced in my office as usual
>Muslim girl whose family came from Palestine or some other Middle Eastern shithole bordering Israel meets Jewish boy (possibly Israeli, I didn't care enough to bother asking) at said club
>they're both decent grade-wise, but still rather immature
>both their parents are you standard Left Coast Hillary voters who love to talk about how loving and tolerant they are. They're on decent terms, but not especially friendly
>they start hanging out together because virtue signaling about how #LoveWins/"Trump's gonna deport all the poor Muslims"
>friendship develops into lil' puppy love
>awwwwwwww.jpg
>one of the staff catches them touching each other "inappropriately" in a unisex bathroom
>I call their parents to express my concern about their behavior and am promptly ignored
>he gets her pregnant some months later (wasn't even surprised)
>their parents (unsurprisingly) go completely ballistic
>even more ballistic than usual
>spend their time verbally abusing their kids how they betrayed their faith
>gets so bad that I have to call the police out of concern for their safety
>when that didn't work, I got an officer who is a fellow Gulf War vet to outright threaten their fathers with arrest
>I eventually wind up blowing up at them with during a conference for being self-absorbed little shits

tl;dr really should've stayed in the Army

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Halal your penis and your ready to go OP
Don't let the faggots on here discourage you the more these whores are covered up and smacked by there dads the better they unleash this repression on you in the bedroom
and that's a good thing

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You have to come over to the muslim side

Isn't Islam great?

absolutely halal and bleach-pilled

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I realize there tends to be a consensus in regards to women on this board I just think the actual discussion within these threads is pretty cringey. Did anyone on this board grow up with sisters? Women really aren't what this site make them out to be.

I take refuge with Allah from premarital copulation.

Nobody gives a fuck about your idiotic Muslim fetish you fucking loser.

Death to all Muslims

Yeah ok but how do I go from converting to getting the wife?

F

if you vote for trump and are muslim you are good in my book.

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lol faggot they will be willing concubines and grateful to receive the Logos of the People of Light

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I unironically own a "Make Canada Great Again" hat

is that a dude?

good for you faggot you still end up with a nigger 3rd worlder kid.

Wait a minute, that bulge...

Did they abort?

as our paki friend here said, the main reason that towelheads marry out of their religion is because their men abandon them for white women. This is particularly true in the western world. Then the women go out and get blacked. This is the pattern that I've seen
1. Syrians go to europe as rapefugees
2. Saudis and emaratis prowl around syria for wives, which is easy because they are poor and their men are in prison in europe for sex crimes
3. Saudi and emirati women go find Mandingo dick in the muslim parts of black Africa.

Well you have to kill her family and relatives or you and her will disappear 6ft under in a flash.

That's the easy part just find her dad make sure he is hanging around with old people
Walk up and say " I want to marry your daughter and understand I must become a Muslim 1st will you help me "
Her dad can't say no especially if he is hanging around with older Muslims .

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Commit suicide in the name of allah

You want to stick your death into centuries of inbreeding?
>a fucking leaf

Dick*

Some years ago, Muslims in Canada were arrested for plotting to behead the Prime Minister (not Justine). One of the guys did not want to do it, his wife had made him sign a contract saying she would not marry him unless he carried out jihad. She was one of the planners of the whole thing.
Muslim women are shit. Muslims are highly discriminatory. You will never be one of them. Their communities are extremely insular and tribal. And if you find a hot one, she is likely already in an arranged marriage to her cousin. Muslims are the most inbred people on Earth, second only to Ashkenazi Jews.

you have to convert, ask her daddy, then pay him a dowry.

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Don't worry fren, as soon as you convert in your local mosque (assuming you have one) word will spread amongst our Muslim sisters and if you're decent looking, well off and still hold your Christian values (assuming you grew up on a Christian household) believe me, it won't be long before some elders at the mosque start bringing this topic up for discussion.
Godspeed

they are like all other girls. i had two Albanian gf's and a Iranian. They like white guys the same way white chicks like blacks

just get one looool

PS. thanks to Serbia for the two Albanians :D

Nope. I heard they had the kid and are at some local college together now, mostly got their lives straightened out. Last time I talked with them, I told them to get the fuck out of my office or I was going to suspend them both (it was a couple of days after the Orlando Fag Bar Massacre when MSNBC was throwing a shitfit over Trump calling out "radical Islam" as a problem and I was extremely drunk, literally had a recently emptied bottle of Jack Daniels No. 7 under my desk).

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sage fuckin slide thread

Blow yourself up

No no, OP needs to approach a group a young Muslim adult men, the worse English the better, and pantomime to them "I will make your women my wives and you will become my dickwashers" - they will see themselves in your cruel words and embrace you as a brother. They will teach you the ways of the buffalo and train you to be a rapist of white blonde girls and to shamelessly assert your dominance over foreigners.

>Leaf

But whatever. Becoming muslim's a good start, I guess

>I really like Muslim girls and I want to date one.

You sure that's not your dick talking OP?

>Rapist of blonde white girls
user, I specifically said I wanted to have MENA girls, not whites

The big fat steaming pile of balls didn't give it away to you Copernicus?

seriously, otherwise you're gonna have a bad time

Aren't there more liberal ones too though

Just because they hate Jews as much as us doesn't mean they're worth race mixing with
Muslims will be our enemies after the kikes are delt with

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I don't hate Jewd tho

Buy one.

>Buy one.
Is this actually an option