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FilipinoPresident Rodrigo Duterte on Tuesday reportedly threatened to "declare war" against Canada within the next week if the country fails to remove tons of garbage that was previously shipped to Manila.
Duterte, in remarks aired by state media and reported by The Canadian Press, said he will "give a warning to Canada maybe next week that they better pull that thing out or I will set sail."
"I will declare war against them. I will advise Canada that your garbage is on the way. Prepare a grand reception. Eat it if you want to," he said. "Your garbage is coming home."
The garbage reportedly consists of electronic and household waste.
Between 2013 and 2014, Canada shipped tons of waste in 103 containers to the Philippines and ,in the years since, has been pushing the Southeastern Asia country to dispose of it.
When Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visited Manila in 2015, he said that a "Canadian solution" was being developed and said the situation would not occur again, according to the news outlet
Philippines' Duterte declares war on Canada
>Philippines' Duterte gives Canada 1 week to take back garbage or 'we will declare war'
You mean sexpats? Nah, you can keep them.
Can't wait to see the Flipperbeaners take a rake to the leafs
no fucking way
Philippines are dumb. When the world starts on the trash economy, they are going to wish they didn't give Canada their edge
Way to have a misleading title faggot. Take your fake news elsewhere.
Based
Is trump just low T or Old. I feel like he would just passively agressive tweet at someone
The Philippines?
I want a nuclear power to just obliterate myself and country, not the fucking Philippines.
Don't worry Canada, we'll collect the trash (for free).
Lol it's only 103 shipping containers worth. For a government that should be nothing. It's not like the phillipines is some eco friendly paradise. Suprised they didnt just dump it in the ocean already. He has to be pissed for some other reason right?
Also the thought of flips setting sail to Canada is so fucking funny. I hope he does it. Fuck it lol.
you're shilling in the wrong thread, tranny faggot
>*shipment has been diverted to the port of stockholm*
For real. 103 shipping containers, say you stack them 5x5, and four tall, take up a footprint of 200'x40'. And that's assuming they're FEUs, TEUs would be 100'x40'
Stupid move Canada, there could be food scraps in that garbage.
Based Duterte
LMAO A FUCKING FLIP FLOP LEAF WAR
How would this play out? The Flip commandos take their canoes into the Pacific. RCMP discuss the legality of fighting brown people with their diversity commander. What's the end game?
A pinoy just flew over my house !
>I want a nuclear power to just obliterate myself and country
Opening moves, Canada nukes itself for offending brown people
fpbp
Faggeaux will probably surrender. I am with the Philippines.
Canada apologizes for offending the underprivileged brown people and surrenders all its women and clay to the Most Powerful Race™
I have several cubes in a safe deposit box.
End game is having your crusty British asses saying Takbir
Duterte's Logic 101
>sees container full of trash
>upon inspection, they were labeled "from canada, with love"
>hoy canada, pick this trash of yours
>heroo duterte, okay i go pick trash
>*few moments*
>didnt i tell you about this trash?
>LOL fuk yuo
>FUUUUCCCCKKK TANG INAAA WAARRR NAAWWWW
>*chink goes to west ph sea*
>chinks: ohhh fish many SEND THE COASTGUARD NOW THIS SHIT IS OURS
>duterte: wtf are you doing?
>chinks: herro duterte, im fishing for the sake of peace
>duterte: oh peace you say? im cool with that. might as well fuck my ass tonight?
All Duterte voters should be lined and shot. Batman Death March v2. IM FUCKING TIRED OF HIS 9999D CHESS. NO DUTERTE VOTERS = NO NIGGERS, PHILIPPINE SUPERPOWER 2050 DREAM NOW A REALITY.
Spotted the Filipino libtard
Go smoke some meth momoy
But if Duterte wipes out Canada, Canada wins.
>checkmate, flips
Oh no what is going to do send an army of traps to Canada?
ill take any annex i can get tbqh how do i join the saboteurs just kidding lmao that's completely ironic and not at all exemplary of my undying loyalty to the great economic territories of Canada
SPOTTED THE NIGGER
AQUINO, DUTERTE, MARCOS AND (YOU) GOES TO BATMAN CAVE
Does Duterte have any idea how far away Canada is from his catholic-infested 3rd-world island?
cringe
Duterte is so fucking fucking based, holy shit. Why cant he be our president instead?
1 CAD = 0.745 USD
I don't think Filipinos can reach that high up
go ahead
cringing @ your pathetic lives
The absolute state of (((AI)))
Lol, all it would take is to block all the cash being sent from Canada to Philippines and his people will turn on him. It would be a civil blood bath if they can't go to the mall for a month!
It kinda made us have a good laugh overhere!
24 Apr, 11:17 am UTC
1 CAD = 0.74 USD
Based.
Duterte is a cuck.
Even if Canada is relatively weak militarily, the Philippines are still 3rd world tier shithole.
Even a military style dictator can't pull the Philippines out of their misery and into civilised warfare.
>People ITT sucking his dick.
You fucks are so far up your own ass, the gass is making you hallicinate.
Fpbp
Anyone, literally anyone, is better than (((Trudeau))).
youtu.be
Duterte just finished Tropico 6
>civilised warfare
>shithole Poland: 1 month
>"""world power""" France: 6 weeks
Bataan alone lasted longer than both.
>France lost to Germany in WWII
Going to take the bait, because you need to be corrected :
"The French military actually has the best military record in Europe having won 132 of the 185 battles they fought in the last 800 years"
Moose pilots VS Lady bois
Uh oh, looks like France is one of the many military suppliers to the Philippines.
How will you ever recover?
>en.m.wikipedia.org
>You can't even provide for yourselves and need foreign providers to sponsor your shitty third world dictatorship
Also to mention that your country is pretty irrelevant alls things considered.
Compared to France, one of the top 5 biggest military powerhouses and member of the UN security comity.
A.k.a. entire countries has to submit to a UN security vote, in which France is one of the members, to make a war "official" and fair.
We can wipe out your army with a single super-carrier and projecr our force around the World like the USA does.
All you have is a few AKs and outdated airplanes.
You're a fucking joke.
I could go on and on, but with this short intro, you can already see that you can't even compare to us.
We're not in the same league, or yhe qamr ballpark.
You're punching 3 times above your weight class.
So go back to your mudbrick home, inbred fuckwit.
+ pic that I forgot
shhhh don't give away their secret's
>Anyone, literally anyone, is better than (((Trudeau))).
Trudeau is not the best, but he is not the worst, by far.
He is an idiot but a useful idiot, most of the time.
You have a nat-Soc flag, so I don't know why I would waste my time.
Duterte is a fucking bloodthirsty corrupt cuck.
He has political incorrectness, but appart from that he is shit.
Just because he speaks his mind freely does he have anything intelligent or worthy to say.
He's a mix between Trump and Hitler so I see why you'd like him.
He's just a dimb fucling nigger that barks a lot and that's it.
>I'll get rid of drugs by getting rid of drug dealers
Years later, drugs are still flowing in the Philippines, mission failed.
On top of that he's corrupt, having his own drug mafia take the empty space that he carves through bullet and blood.
Just end him already, he's a waste of space and air and everything else.
>dogfucker up in leafland
>mouth off that you're so much better than america despite needing to budget toilet paper rations for 6 months just to afford to eat beef for one meal
>has 6 gorillion acres of frozen wasteland to use as garbage dump
>ship trash to other side of the planet to a tiny island nation
>SEAmonkey grand leader waves his fist at you
>piss your pants and run back to daddy USA for protection
>go home and put peanut butter on your penis then call fido over
>thread about philippines vs canada
>is trump low t
man these bots are terrible or the shills are still earning English
niggers of south east asia where people scavenge for meat in bins from mcdonalds to re cook
Still not brave enough to back up your allies, Poland. Do you think we call you cowards because you lost against the blitzkrieg? It's because when push comes to shove, military alliances mean nothing to you.
Haha neat.
Duterte is based as always
Wtf I support the Pinoy army now
>based
This is what you niggers of the south Pacific get for dumping all your genetic trash on us.
He does realize right that the moose fuckers are above the US and there's no way we'd let an ally right off our border be attacked
He isnt going to do shit. He is an IRL troll. He threatens China with death over shit.
This is dumb. Depending on the kind of trash, just pay to dump the trash and sell the containers or just scrap the metal for the containers. Those aren't cheap. He'd probably turn a good profit as long as it's not hazmat.
t. trash company owner
Incredible work, jidf, you have us totally fooled
Flip women lust for virile Canadian syrup.
Even if he wanted to it’s not like they have the capabilities to transport anything such long distances across the pacific. And even if the were able to they would be on the wrong side of the Rockies. No amphibious landing craft either, no force projection for their minimal airforce, and no way of moving their non-existent armour off their shithole of an island.
It’s quite literally impossible for the Philippines to do anything to us no matter how ballsy their leader is.
>Canadian solution
What does that mean anons??
Great now we'll conquer the Philippines and have another welfare Provence to deal with.
This tactic will work. Trudeau is a pussy and will bend the knee to the Chad Phillibeaner.
Fuck that, we have enough of the dirty flips as it is. Half their GDP is remittances from all our temporary foreign workers in Tim Hortons.
you're dumb and your brain is as equally as trash as the trash in your tin shed company.
Day of the Lake!
I love my Filipina Girlfriend!!
Aaaaagggghhhh
Hey Flip, I have always wanted to know why so many boomers go to your country to fuck your ugly little goblin women?
She's a qt, congrats user.
Alright USA, help Brazil annex Venezuela and we will send you 35 Super Tucanos to support your campaign to annex Canada.
Imagine the cost this trash has already accrued.
>Philippines declares war on Canada
>Flips the world round answer the call of dutdut
>Illicit arms trade in Philippines instantly becomes a burgeoning war production machine
>Forces from Washington state take Vancouver within a day
>The Canadian attempt at a government tries to downplay the invasion as a misunderstood byproduct of filipino culture
>Acclimatized flip sleeper cells in Alaska awaken, and atop polar bears, steamroll the Canadian mounties as they march east
>Expansionist opportunists establish supply lines along Hwy 1, selling ammo, food, and weapons or participating in the invasion themselves
>woke Canadians defect to the Philippines
>Landing forces arrive on west coast and continue the eastward roll
>Ottawa in anarchy, Trudeau nowhere to be seen, believed to have escaped the country
>Capital easily falls and is renamed New Manila
>Columbia, Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut claimed by the Philippines, all other territories ceded to the United States
>USA laughs and shows its appreciation for the newformed alliance between the two countries
>China reeeeee's into the abyss
>Snowflips settle in and shoot the shit with eskimos
>yfw the flips have vanquished the leaf menace
A man can dream
same thing all filipinos always wondered. out of all the women here you take the ugliest, dirty looking chimps out there.
>Trudeau is not the best, but he is not the worst, by far.
>He is an idiot but a useful idiot, most of the time.
Can you cite one time in the last 5 years where being a useful idiot was useful?
Trudeau has been a retard for a long time now and all it is doing is getting him more popular. His retardation is spreading everywhere and there is nothing we can do about it.
On the other hand, Duterte makes all the globo-homo public cringe, it is a lot more efficient.