Black guy with white friends

typical normie jokes

"Is there food in africa"
"Do you dance *Typical african dance* etc.."
"Are you related to this * insert random famous black person "

If im just with my friends they do make monkey jokes tho

>Implying anyone in Portugal is white

>Do I need black friends
No you just need normal friends.

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They are white, dont fall for the meme.

Everyone makes jokes about race, it just depends on who you're with at whom the jokes are targeted. Regressive Leftist Whites make jokes about whites, blacks make jokes about whites, Individuals groups of whites make jokes about other groups of whites. The only group that doesn't talk about other groups badly on an intentional level are literally cuckolds and their handlers. You will not be able to find a group of friends that doens't make racially involved jokes about somebody, stop believing the nonsense that human beings aren't racist inherently, we already know that children racially segregate their play groups by the age of 5-6, if enough of each racial group is present. You will never escape it.

Well if you weren't such a pussy maybe this wouldn't happen. Usually here if you make a joke like that in a public black neighborhood then someone is about to get their ass kicked. You're probably a low T skinny pussy, no one fucks with you when you're 6"1 and 250 lb

Im actually more ripped than my friends, they make jokes because we are friends...Close friends, we are not going to fight over a racist joke, also would be very akward for me to get mad suddenly about this jokes whne they have been doing this for years, they would never understand why I got mad suddenly

Well you dug your own grave. Maybe you should of thought about your life choices a little more.

I've had, well not black, but multiple brown friends. I once thought that it wasn't so bad for them racist wise, but then one of them told me stories, so I asked the others.
Apparently it doesn't matter who you are, you will always experience it, at least from strangers.

One of them told me he's tried being called a monkey when he's out playing football

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Just joke back, retardnigger.

Because race is silly and pointless to be upset about. It's a dead topic. Just laugh along and maybe throw one back at them. That's how friends act. You give each other a hard time to show trust in them. You stupid nigger, I love you.

Fix it, nig.
>only you can prevent the lowering of American IQ's!

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Forgot to tell one more

> Doing sleepover at friends house ( the guy with house has black girlfriend and never makes racist jokes)
>We didnt have too much room to sleep
> House guy said he would sleep on his bed
> my 2 white close friends slept on couch
>No room for me
> One of them says "black guy sleeps in the ground"
>feelsverybadman , laughs again akwardly*
> Based house guy says to sleep in bed with him smoothly. (Girlfriend was in holidays)

What I've noticed is that blacks get along fine with whites in small numbers. They can even be quite friendly.

But the minute another black person joins the group, all of a sudden those two are like peas in a pod, constantly laughing with each other.
The more blacks join the group, the more this small group of blacks becomes separate from the whites. 5 blacks, and they pretty much completely stop talking and interacting with the whites.

Also if you've heard blacks laughing together, they sound way fucking happier then they ever do among white people. It's like a switch is turned on inside them or something.

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What do you call a white American?
A Tourist.

But he lives in Portugal

>Based house guy says to sleep in bed with him smoothly.
that's pretty fucking gay dude

This is true, my best friend is a black guy , but the thing is he lives in luxembourg, so here in portugal I only have 3 close friends they are all white, we are close friends for sure but I felt diffrent when I hang out with my nigga friend

when they make jokes dont humor it. they are thinking about race too much and ironically some white people do this because they think it lets off steam.

interestingly enough one time this nigger coworker got pissed at me because we were talking about dairyqueen and i suggested the chicken tenders and only did so because their burgers suck ass, and uppity niggr thought i was telling him to eat fried chicken.

the day before, a manager said he looks just like snoop dog, which he does not one bit. he awkwardly laughed

kek this is so true

We are close friends we even sleep on the same side of the bed. It is not akward at all, maybe in the beggining but when we are both in the bed under the sheets is not akward anymore, idk why.

>> Do I need black friends
Yes. To each his own

Go back to Africa.

bahaha no it isnt gay but you had to take the low hanging fruit you faggot

>>Be black
Don't be like that. It's super rude.

The same thing would happen if your pasty ass moved to Africa. Really groundbreaking conversation going on here.

Why would he try being called a monkey when playing football? Does he swing on the crossbar?

>have two black friends, one paler than the other
>the paler one calls the other one 'darkness'

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>khakis and collar tie
you have no sense of style

I don't think I would take it as an insult being called blondie

I write English as I speak Danish, okay?
He have experienced then.

>> Do I need black friends , why are white people always making jokes about race?
You are a bitch, we throw regional jokes at each other constantly. Any stereotype is good for a joke.
Go back to angola, see how they treat you faggot.

Normies are racist without knowing it.

T.angola

Not from angola dude, I hate people from Angola they are extremely dumb and think the world revolves around them

Im T.Cape vertian

>see race mixing
>pretend to be disgusted
>pretend
>not actually finding it disgusting
Degenerate nigger. You have to go back.

blacks in the Netherlands? Are they lax about racism there? I imagine they probably don't get called nigger much up there, but I also heard its not as big of a deal either.

Also, it's quite common for light skinned black people to feel superior to darker black people.

But when you write in a language you're supposed to follow this language's rules. I thought Scandies have easier time learning English and vice versa.

You need to make some anti-white jokes with them. The only time I got on well with negros is when we could all comfortably joke around calling each other crackers and niggers quite happily without anyone getting butthurt. It's not casual racism that's a problem, its faggots that get offended or people who repress this natural banter.
You ever seen two old comrade soldiers greet each other ? It's not polite how they show great love and loyalty, it involves a lot of swearing and insults, that's how a lot of men show friendship and affection, they call each other wankers and tell each other to fuck off, while smiling and being best of buddies.
Relax a little and throw some bullshit around. It's the principle this site is based on, keeping the level of discussion foul prevents anyone becoming too weak or afraid to speak thier mind by thinking they don't have enough ten-dollar words to use. Crude speech is one of the best tools of the philosopher.

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>being called blondie
Have you never even been near blacks? They don't call you "blondie". They call you a sperm face, a cracker and all sorts of insults that don't even have equivalents in English.

You should consider geting new friends, because the once you have right now have zero respect for you. Have some fucking spine and ditch your friends, you fucking weak excuse of a black male.

Oh ok, bang bitches and watch movies. Don't worry about anything else until you hit 40.

Not really. Shitskins usually won't dare try to be abusive with a White man. They're too scared. But online, they're a bit braver than what their inferior genetics allows. I've been called:
>Snownigger
>Snowchimp
>Mayoskin
>Mayocel
>Pigskin
>British thief (I'm not even British)
>White pig
I usually don't even care when they say it and just laught it off because it's a subhuman monkey saying it anyway. It's Indians/Pakis and niggers who have called me this.
Chinks have called me "pinky" or "pinkoid". I actually don't care about what Non-Whites say or think though. I legitimately don't.

This

>people from Angola they are extremely dumb
Indeed, niggers are dumb

sorry man
theyre probably jealous of your superior genetics
you know high testosterone, muscle, strength, long thick cock and all
so just be proud of yourself that you make those crackers so insecure that theyve gotta crack lame jokes

can confirm, I'm black and I only ever think about mixing my seed with white women when I think about having a family. Generally, I would never get involved with a white devil as any white woman stupid enough to fuck a black man is as dumb as they come, but when it comes to making babies... mixed race babies are widely regarded as the most adorable. I'd risk it for the biscuit

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Listen you fucking shut in.
Stop being a fucking pussy about it.
If I was black not only would I laugh at the jokes but I'd think of some funny white jokes to tell.
Why is it so difficult?
You niggers are entertaining. That's the one true value you have.
Watching niggers is hilarious.
We all get a kick out of how you guys act stop failing to do the one thing we keep you around for.
Tell some fucking jokes.
Is it impossible to think of a white joke?
Hell I'm white as snow and I could still come up with a funny mayo joke and be able to laugh about it.
IDK.. something about fucking cousins or something

Take the stick out of your ass and make white jokes back at them, princess.

It's not only whites Mexicans do too all the time. Racist jokes are funny. They're mostly true, you dumb nigger.

The thing is I have no joy in making jokes against white people, I dont even make jokes about fat people, I dont like it idk why. I honestly feel bad when they insult my race but what can I do I literally have no more friends and I know this guys since school

>mixed race babies are widely regarded as the most adorable.
In Jewed up Hollywood movies, yes. Not in real life.

Why the fuck would the house nigger's masters allow back talk?

OP, this is the type of person you need to watch out for, insecure and full of hatred. You don't match up to what his version of how a nigger should act, and he hates you for it. Trust your white buddies, they are letting you know that it's ok to crack out some racist shit, that if you vent it in humour with them, it will not build up and eat you alive, like it has the sad poster above.

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Your genetics are just inferior and ugly. Keep your inferiority away from Whites, monkey. Racemixing was illegal in the past because even our ancestors 300 years ago knew White genetics are better and worth preserving.

If they are joking with him instead of beating him they are clearly very permissive.

I'm not from the (((Randstad))) but where I'm from the pale one's half scottish with a PhD, the darker one's adopted so he's as white as he can get behaviour-wise. I've known them both for almost 20 years now.

The general idea is that when people get a chance to individually know blacks or whatever race they'll mostly be accepted, it's when they show up in groups and form an integration barrier people will take issue. Part of the 'not adhering to normalcy' we Dutch people love so much, I guess.

I'm sure some Randstadlet will show up at some point to tell you all about dem projects, best to wait until then.

you start doing it back or get new friends

>why are white people always making jokes about race?
Because, nigger. I find its the blacks that you get to know here that prefer whites to make race jokes, mostly because it makes whites uncomfortable. I once had a black co-worker I carpooled with, make me sing "Nigger", when the lyrics were in a song and I at first skipped over that. He started the song from the beginning, telling me to actually sing the song. I don't think I'm alone here, black friends like it better when you can joke, rather than pussyfoot around topics. PC culture is cancer.

t. anglo

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i hear you bro.is there one of your friends that you can talk to on a deep level, and tell him shit that betters him and you?

if so just tell him about it. dear friendships are all abou this shit. we are not women we are men and wit good friendships can be direct with one another.

>>Be black
(you)

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clownposting faggot.

OP, you should listen to this guy and just laugh akwardly when your friends make fun of your race. You either make them stop or you return the heat, it's up to you.

Jajajajajaja

>is there one of your friends that you can talk to on a deep level, and tell him shit that betters him and you?
>we are not women

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it's your fault to pretend laughing.
you should just casually ignore all their jokes and they'll catch the message.

Give us one good reason why you shouldn't be lynched OP

Nah, mostly they know he is a good anón, but want them back in África or mutt land

fuck off Tyrone

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>>>

So I have 3 friends they are all white.

They are all close friends , one of them has black girlfriend and he is 100% not racist he never makes racist jokes, He did it like 2 times since I know him and they were very smooth.

Then I have one fat white friend, ( he is supposed to be my best friend) but he has become very racist and insults black people a lot ( like not joking ) mostly because black people make a llot of crime, our relationship hasnt been that strong unlike in school since he started to become bit racist, then I have a white skinny close friend which we are always hanging out with me, my fat white friend and him and he lives in a poor area full of niggas and has nigga friends too, he also insults black people but with him is diifferent, u can see that he is not racist he is just used with insulting black people because he was born with them.

So the real only issue is my fat white friend, he is the racist one, and whenever he makes a joke I feel bad because I know he really meant it.

>The thing is I have no joy in making jokes against white people, I dont even make jokes about fat people, I dont like it idk why. I honestly feel bad when they insult my race but what can I do I literally have no more friends and I know this guys since school
You're just too sensitive. You're a faggot girly boy. Have a laugh and a (you). The only rules I've been given were to not say 'nigger' with anger, and they wouldn't say 'cracker' with anger. Otherwise, its an indicator one might want a fight. These are agreeable terms. If I want to start a fight, I'll call you a 'nigger'. What does matter?

Based.

literally make a funny white joke. if they're not a bunch of pussies they won't care.

kek

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Fatty confirmed for Jow Forumsack
I recommend talking to your other friends first, then talk to the fatty. Just tell him how you feel.

yes but I have nothing to say, im more focused on what they said than what to say back. Also it would be very weird for randomly starting making jokes even tho I never did all this years.

When I used to hang out with blacks they didnt even make fun of white people im not even trolling, while hanging out with whites they make racist jokes....

If you had black friends you'd know they make jokes about whites and other races, same if you had spic friends etc. All races are equally racist, it's just human nature, but whites are the only ones who get shit for it.
You'll always be somewhat of an outsider because that's what you are, same reason a white man will never be fully accepted in a black country.
Just stick to your own kind nigger.

We bantz about everything.
Its just that you being a nigger is the lowest fruit to reach.

>Just tell him how you feel.
We are reaching levels of normalfaggotry that shouldn't even be possible.

Daily reminder that this is why the open borders within he EU was created. It only serves as a way to spead shitskin between europeans nations.

if it bothers you that much have a talk with them and ask them to stop. if they don't find better friends.

Wrong, as I ve said above, when I used to hang out with blacks they didnt make racist jokes to white people, maybe it depends on the country ofc, but in portugal black people like white people a lot idk why, is very common to see white people and black people together here especially in Lisbon. I never seen a black guy making racist jokes to someone white, and at family dinners we never talk about white people

>posting in a blog thread in the first place

You have more posts in this thread then I have, finlan.

>. All races are equally racist, it's just human nature, but whites are the only ones who get shit for it.
This. Some people get it, others don't. But all feel it. I think this is why some blacks invite the jokes here, they get it, so let's make fun of it all.

Literally this, hell i dont moving to Sweeden and not recibe some racist jokes about being South european, by the way do you guys joke about south? We do about north...

>>Also be me
>> Goes to my friend´s birthday
>> All his family is white and bit racist
>> They spend all dinner making jokes at me
>> "We are just joking user dont feel bad"
>> "Its ok hehehehe"
>I love white people but hate you at the same time
bull fucking shit
here in reality, its white people walking on eggshells around niggers while niggers are given free reign to make all kinds of white jokes that nobody is allowed to call out as racism because hurr durr only white people can be racist
go fist your mother faggot

I have a black friend. We always sperg out about negers and Jow Forumsacks humor in front of him, but he knows it's for the best: if he starts arguing, then we start targeting his britishness. And that's meany.

oh fuck off faggot your probably the one stinking up this place with pagan posts.

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If they make jokes in front of you then it's just harmless banter. I don't make racist, fatty, women jokes either but simply because I'm not the type that does that and yet I'd hang all niggers in my country if I could. Thing is there will always be a % of people that treats you different because you are different, which is an absolute truth, so if you don't like it just deal with it or better for all: GO BACK.