So I have cancer

why the fuck do you want to do this ? do you want to leech of your country ? in the scenario that you're not baiting us.

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Didn’t you ever get checked out, upperGI, ultrasound, endoscopy?

Did the pain come and go, or always there? Where in your stomach/abdomen did it hurt? Please respond friend — I’m afraid I might be in the same boat

you can. First the NHS will sell everything you and your wife own and when that money runs out they will turn the machines off

Fuck I have had heartburn my whole life as well

> I will become 100% cancer

Will your thread is a cancer on this board, so you're making progress towards that goal.

who do you think you are, the fly? you will die in absolute fucking agony banging your head against the wall begging for it to end.

What if you peel away human tissue as it grows and keep the two bodies connected through artificial means?

Look into cryonics lad

Stop eating sugar today cancerboy.

>Theoretically could I live for hundreds of years as a cancerous tumour?

the cancer would die with the host

Get saved fren

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You must hate your wife a lot

When did you find out user?

Well the only logical choice is to start cooking the best meth around

stop being an idiot and get treated.

And how were you diagnosed?

Just eat loads of spinach user..

This will end badly Tetsuo.

Oxidants are what your body uses to kill degenerate cells, goofball.

I'm curious about a number of things.

Is consciousness linked to the brain? I wonder if I can remain aware as a cancer blog. Perhaps they could stick brainwave analysers on me and see if I can learn to influence a computer using brainwaves. After I am unresponsive perhaps I can communicate by thinking.

Can cancer cells replicate infinitely given infinite resources. Will i grow into an a tetsuo sized cancerous tumour monster. Cancer will randomly grow functional body parts. What if I wil the cancer lottery and I start end up like wolverine or something.

Yeah its leeching but it'll be interesting to watch you know it!

Go get checked, I'm not a doctor

Yep I expect this too, but I'm not going to take chemo or anything. I'll end up like one of those villager tumour monsters from asia first I expect.

I want to be a cancer vegetable. Just to see what happens. Kept alive by artificial means

How old are you?

KEEKkk haha

Gonna die, mate

Why the fuck would you want to be tumor man just get treatment for the sake of your family bong. Also smoke weed

Wtf?
OP, you’re still alive I’m hoping.
Where’d you fucking go?

the pain would not be tolerable, you would have to be in induced coma or something but that might hinder any potential medical experiments. so would pain suppressants.

cancer is pretty easy to stop if you stop ingesting the toxins that feed it

stop eating sugar and grains just eat grass fed organic meat and drink filtered water and it will go away

Cunts fucked m8!

Dry fast will cure it

this belongs on Jow Forums¨

one britbong less would be a favor to the world though :-) SAGE

the cancer will kill you before it can spread to your whole body you dumbass, get treatment

I asked
> Didn’t you ever get checked out, upperGI, ultrasound, endoscopy?
>Did the pain come and go, or always there? Where in your stomach/abdomen did it hurt?
What the fuck about that requires a doc to answer.
This is a fucking LARP or are you just a lazy fucking chav?

Aahh well we all die

Lay off the spice, Nigel.

Saying he’s fucking fucked mate, big time?

And why not do a Branton Tarrent before you die?

Im at work, i have to sneak in the posts when no one is looking

I've had a full body medical in China that included ultrasound and x-rays etc that found no cancer but did discover I only had 1 kidney.

I had a poop test that discovered cancerous dna, I'm not willing to go down the GP route as it end in chemo, so I'm looking for ideas here before I proceed as I have no wish to treat it.

i want to do something radical for humanity, I'm pretty sure nobody in a medically advanced country that could feasible keep a cancer blob alive has ever volunteeered to do so.

>I had a poop test that discovered cancerous dna
So the cancer cells were spotted in the poop test? You must’ve been sick as fuck to get all these tests, yeah?
Where did your stomach hurt all these years dude?
Lastly, why in fucking China did you finally look into all of this, m80, why not back home?

the test in china were unrelated but they did happen last summer so sorta recent.

In china you can pay £20 for all these tests which you can't even get in the UK unless you are dying. My wife wanted me to get a general checkup (she's chinese).

The poop test was just to check for stomach problems. I wasnt really that bad apart from chronic heartburn everyday for years.

Alright. So as of now they’ve found atypical cells but no tumors. You could potentially be dealing with colon cancer which is much more treatable than stomach.
Heartburn may be totally unrelated.

I've got a stage 4 cancer too high five

Though I actually want to get better.

Stomach cancer from heartburn as well?

What kind, fren?

FUUUCKKK ANONS STOP HAVING CANCER PLEASE

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>stick quantum in your wacky marketing autism
>post it online
>quantum healing
quantum theory is still a theory

Your rationale has killed countless desperate and scared people. My advice is end yourself.

I doubt it.
Possibly esophageal cancer from damage done from acid/GERD, but stomach cancer from heartburn is a new one I’ve never heard of.
Especially if he had it for years... cancer, literal malignancies don’t dilly dally for years in stomach cancer.

Don't be a pussy, just kill yourself. If I ever got cancer that's what I would do. Not that I particularly want to do die. It's not a priority, but it's on the agenda. May as well just quit being a bitch and go see what's on the other side.

Stage 4 Hodgkins Lymphoma. Stage 4 because it's spread to my bones.

The problem is that's not how cancer kills you.

Cancer doesn't just replace your cells. It replaces them with non functioning cells. It's effectively a parasite made from your own DNA gone haywire.

As it progresses, your organs will all start to fail one by one. You will reach a point where even the best life support will not keep you alive.

TL;DR get treatment or just die. Those are your only two choices.

At 80% cancer you become like Venom at 100% your unstoppable.

I have heard allot about hasj oil and CBD oil. Maybe its worth looking in to.

Yes I'm sure OP has to be larping for not understanding even the most fundamental things about how cancer works.

I have a buddy who had that. Stage four also. He beat it. Some individual biologys are extremely well suited to lymphoma treatment and kick the fuck out of the cancer straight away, others bodies just can acclimate and synthesize the chemicals efficiently.
Good luck man.
Either way it’s more than 50% mental. Your mind and self are stronger than you know. I suggest you find out to know.

> others bodies just can acclimate
*can’t acclimate

I dont have cancer (that I know of). Does that help?

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Thank you. It's pretty daunting, 6 months of chemo and all that.

Why do so many people here have cancer HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS

Do I have to prepare myself for joining saint Branton?

So you sound like you are somewhat medically trained.

Are you saying we have 100% proven fact this is what is going to happen.

Are you saying absolutely no psychotic doctor would at least be interested to see what happens to me.

>100% cancer
You will become Jow Forums

Because they browsed Jow Forums a lot.

See you on the other side frens. We're in the same boat, sadly. Please do not refuse treatment.
For the rest: cutting out sugar doesn't help, as well as wearing a dried sphinx cat anus around your neck and a red thread around your wrist.

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Or you can wait 2-5 years.There are currently more than 150 experiment treatments that promised 100% cure for cancer even in stage 4

Unless you really want to die

Anyway Godspreed user.Jesus is with you

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Fuck me I get a lot of heartburn but it's usually only when I eat shitty foods or eat food with high acid levels.

Why the fuck would you want to become Reddit?

my father has stage 4 non hodgkin's lymphoma

after chemo and 18 radiation therapies and daily pill medication he is currently at home in his bed having cold shivers, constantly feeling tired, not eating, barely drinking, very very weak...

Did you know cancer can't thrive in an alkaline environment because it's a form of fungus?

Apple Cider Vinegar daily helps create this environment

high dose vitamin c

clean your blood with wheatgrass and you will be more efficient at healing

BETA CAROTENE KILLS CANCER

Juice carrots

Cancer doesn't have to be scary

THC causes apoptosis of cancer cells

If you were in court healing cancer with weed

I would represent you for free

Also there is jury nullification - if the law is immoral the jury can nullify it, as they would do if they new this rule in court

What do you have?

YOUR BLOOD IS ALKALINE

MOST PEOPLE ON THE COMMON DIET MAKE THEMSELVES ACIDIC! THEN DISEASE GROWS!

Gerson Therapy.

Chin up. Even just 50 years ago you’d be fucked... but not so anymore.
You can do it man.

YES YES YES

go neck yourself you hippie faggot

Get some weed and on top of that, treatment. You're gonna be high as fuck a while but that's fine. Also, yoga could help too with increasing body vibration. Also reducing red meat to reduce inflammation. If you're going terminal, try heroin and psychedelics. But not until death is certain.

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>Did you know cancer can't thrive in an alkaline environment because it's a form of fungus?
This is the most retarded thing I've heard all day.

I'm only 30

> you sound like you are somewhat medically trained
You think you have cancer but haven’t spent five minutes googling it?
Hmm

The truth scares liars!

good luck cobber, where in aus you from?

>youtube IQ the post

Fuck off hippiefag, get some chemo on that bitch stat

Hey OP you freaking retard. Dry fasting will cure it. YouTube dr herbert Sherman. Another method is the gerson method but dry fasting is king.

There would likely be no medical benefit that would come out of that. Knowing the Uk they would probably shut you down long before that happened. There are plenty of people in the third world with cancer that have enormous tumors, and even as an oddity they arent that interesting anymore

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Sorry to hear that. From what I'm told Hodgkins is preferable compared to non Hodgkins lymphoma.

change your diet, dont eat any sugar

Yeah the fungus thing is literally 100% incorrect.
However highly based (based and bicarbonate pilled) ph vs acidic — alkaline — is very helpful in cancer treatments

And reduce acidic products from your nutrition. Baking soda can raise your body pH, which is what those anti-acids do.

Got to a real doctor, rather than a slant eye for fucks sake. Either larping or just a fucking waste of carbon, trash grade human

Stage 4 osteosarcoma. Started as a small bump on my right temple. I went to make a CAT scan, and bam - 6x6x6cm, mostly inside the skull. It didn't spread to the brain, looks like the outer brain shell kept it out. Then, a CAT scan - 1+3 Ms in lungs. I was 27 when I was diagnosed, now I'm nearing 32. I was really healthy before that, and it helped me survive more than 24 chemo blocks and still be active even now.
Part of skull removed, then radiation therapy - and it worked, no signs of tumor. Then a thoracal operation, 1 year remission, bam - Ms again. I have another CAT scan tomorrow. But my skull is still clean, not that it's that important - looks like the lungs will kill me.