Are you ready for it...?
*dramatic music*
Cargo shorts.
Can we meme this ASAP?
Cargo shorts are literally the most redpilled shorts. Just think about it. This summer we all wear cargo shorts like every day. You can thank me later.
The Newest White Supremacy Symbol
Gay.
Where's the explosion in the background?
>manlets
is this photo from a gay porn ?
3/4 shorts are so bad
Not a single one of these goys are over 5’10”
But socks and sandals are cool af?
cargo shorts are comfy and practical.
>Cargo shorts
Why do women hate the idea of men being able to carry more than their wallet around?
>pics of gaybois in shorts
>talking about summer fashion for nazis
If the fuhrer could see you now.
That would be racist
Still can pick-up chinks.
Nothing wrong with cargo shorts.
I know what you did there.
But honestly short shorts are way superior
Everybody needs to look and act like Markie Mark NOW!!!! THIS IS THE WAY FORWARD
>Posts another manlet
Face it manlets run the world.
I wear cargo pants or short or combats with boots on going out so I can keep all my drugs/money/iPhone charger/smokes/keys/EarPods/knife(spork)/gumshield on me without my hips bulging out like an elephants ears. Guess what the trunk is in this analogy
ABOUT DAMN TIME
Cargo shorts are criminal as they are long enough to stop the end of your dick hanging out your pants leg while you walk. This is not redpilled, as leaving some wrinkly ballsac hanging out your trouser leg is the best way to attract females.
>baggy cargo shorts
True white supremacist wear clean clothes that fit
>6'
>Not a manlet
I’d be wearing cargo shorts right now at work if I’d have spotted any in my mess this morning. I’m wearing swim shorts. In fact I’m wearing exactly these two garments from last summer if I can find a pic. Found.
Real chad coming through
Oh man do I look stupid. Please don't tell Jow Forums. I'm not going back into that pit.
Based
Sounds like someone can't handle their squatz and oatz
when will the right guy learn?
Shorts are for normie faggots
I unironically love cargo shorts.
A pocket for my phone. Another for my wallet. Another for any loose change. And another for my keys.
even in the cartoons amerimutts are fatasses
>swim shorts
based
>>
Der Führer loved shorts.
You're fat
Looking back Rhodesia wasn't just the last stand of British imperial civilization, it was the last stand of the white man.
whats the prob those are literally the best shorts you can buy, what pockets is a problem you'd rather carry a purse for your gun ammo cigs lighter phone dope knife condoms wallet keys and flashlight? queers...
I used to always wear cargo shorts in the summer. For several years they were the only kind of shorts i would wear. They were comfy and useful. Then over the years I started noticing a sterotype with those shorts. They always seemed paired with a shirt that had capeshit on it like captain america or deadpool, or a shirt with bob marley on it or grateful dead. They always seemed to work part time jobs as a pizza delivery driver, they drove a shitty car that they were "fixing up" and had hopes of becoming a musician, dj or a tatoo artist but they were always too stoned to actually do something. They were young, with brown teeth and poor hygiene and an unshaven beard. They collected funko pop figures and had unframed movie posters up in their rooms. They were slackers, people who had yet to grow up. I on the other hand, had felt like I had grown up. The comic books and toys didnt interest me anymore, i rarely drank alcohol, i had gotten married and bought my own house. I realized it was time to move on from cargo shorts.
I didnt give up on them completely though! I still wear them when i go hiking. But thats about it. I just wear regular khaki shorts now. Im perceived better for it, I believe. Cargo shorts make you look like a stoner with no credit, no goals, and no gf. Dress better, and it will make you better.
Dave, what's going on with the end of your dick?
It looks like a 20 pence piece???
Literally just dreasing well and respectable with good grooming is "supremacist" these days. It doesn't have to be specific. If you're a Connecticut WASP, go wear your salmon shorts on Nantucket, you fucking white supremacist. If you're a father, go wear a nice tucked in polo with a fresh haircut, you fucking white supremacist. If you're a business man, go wear a fitted suit you fucking white supremacist.
This. At 6'4" its hard to get pants that fit and arent riding up my ankles with every step.
They are so comfortable. And convenient.
I've seen a lot hate towards him, the fuck gives? Am I missing something here?
I'm not wearing nigger shorts OP. That's what they are. That's who wears them, along with neck beards. I'll be wearing my 5 to 7 inch inseam "regular" shorts. Why? Because they're actual cooler than pants, and they allow plenty range of motion, flexibility and don't get in the way when I beat a niggers ass.
>Wearing shorts
Children wear shorts. Men wear pants.
no hes not...
you're stupid
Itt: gate keeping jealousy
You faggots just come out of the closet and post in /fa/
Like why do you even care what another dude wears?
>Children wear shorts. Men wear pants.
wrong
Tell it to the Rhodies swedecuck.
Too true brother
Gay faggot
> nigger fashion
> supremacy symbol
Because you should care about your appearance you fat slob
Dont sag like a nigger slightly above the knee
For mobility
You can fit a whole Mein Kampf in one pocket
>t. never had his dick and ballsack glued to his leg all day and night during 100F weather
How would shorts alleviate that, you're still wearing underpants and pants (that stop below your knee)
Mogged
Is that from smoking the reefer?
I mean... look at him.
Plus, he hates Trump, so Jow Forums hates him.
Airflow and if the boys sag far enough you can play pocket pool to adjust them for some fresh air.
Post trilby and nippon steel
>short shorts
This. See the negro likes to wear baggy shorts with his buttcrack exposed. The white men likes his shorts high and tight. Ready for action. And a nice profile of his ample package. Reminding those around that he ain't mad. Only dicklets stay mad.
Damn sexy!
Is it your penis?
Shorts in general are for twinks and fat Amerilards. Give me Cargo pants.
budget cutback
Look at his wife and kids.
>Guess what the trunk is in this analogy
a glock
That one sentence from that one article really triggered your autism, huh?
It’s nigger gang culture to wear shorts past the mid thigh. Try again.
>t. no calf muscles
>This summer we all wear cargo shorts like every day
>summer
What's this fantasy?
What's pocket pool
I actually have huge muscular legs but I see no reason for displaying them in public.
no, fuck no.
>Authentic WWII German Waffen SS tropical shorts
>$ 1,295.00
Only Jow Forums-approved shorts desu
Because they have no pockets and feel personally slighted.
It's a version of pool you play in your own trousers through the pocket. These sorts of games can be played for business or merely for pleasure.
>I see no reason for displaying them in public.
you sound like a faggot, come work in a 120F machine shop for a few weeks and then you will have no problem "displaying your legs"
fuck you, you kraut catamite
Good enough?
Wow, those look kinda nvm.
How about we just make being a white woman a white supremacy symbol? There's no group more privileged in the world, and I'm pretty sure some intersectionals are already pushing out white women out of sjw groups for that very reason.
>ywn smell those 2d brappers
Why live, honestly?
the fit and finish on those shoes are shit
This. Don’t skip leg day and reveal the quads. Knee length shorts are for chicken legged bitches.
> (OP)
>>Cargo shorts
>Why do women hate the idea of men being able to carry more than their wallet around?
Youre talking about the opinion of a creature that throws all their shit in a bag and digs for 5 minutes to find what they need. Invalid.
That’s like buying a Ferrari and keeping it in the garage 24/7/365
Fuck that. I have huge quads and calves they’re coming out.
fpbp the more these faggots push this shit the more cringe it becomes
You're alright memeflag. Don't be in Israel tomorrow.
>I on the other hand, had felt like I had grown up. The comic books and toys didnt interest me anymore, i rarely drank alcohol, i had gotten married and bought my own house. I realized it was time to move on from cargo shorts.
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1. all that REALLY haqppened here? is user got married, now his wife dresses him like a ken doll.
2. plot twist: all the childish stuff hes not interrested in anymore? thats all the same stuff the wifey "put her foot down about".
Wear normal trousers and a fanny pack.
Fuck off with your false flag faggotry, this is a transparent scheme to get Jow Forums posters to wear cargo shorts and look like a bunch of idiots.