OH NONONO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Daily reminder Canada’s military history is fake and gay

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it depends on allies. canada has never lost a war, usually due to their allies. if the world agreed to just let them fight it out for our entertainment i'm not sure who would win but i'm positive the experience would purge out a lot of feminized faggotry in canada at least.

Duterte rules. He's better than Trump

Well Trudeau thinks that if you kill your enemies they win soooooo.

What a posturing faggot. He won't do shit, much like you American shit burgers crying muh race war.

Why do westernoids send trash to 3rdie countries? wessie countries really are superficially rich...

I know this is just hilarious to watch

Look. It's afraid.

God I love not being Canadian

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Based.
The more shit trucuck covers himself into the better example of what not to do for the rest of canadians PM.

Friendly reminder the war of 1812 still triggers mutts to this day, it is said they can still smell the burnt ash of their former white house that yes we did in fact burn down

It's nothing new.
Check out Aussy trash in same areas.
People there pissed too.
youtube.com/watch?v=lqrlEsPoyJk

Maybe he can take us over and clean up our drug problem too

No, if they were fighting alone. But their Daddy US will end up helping them no matter what. After which Trudeau and other canucks will continue bashing the US. It would be beautiful if Trump said "fuck Canada".

look at that nose

There are a lot more Flips that have infiltrated into Canada than vice versa. Those will be able to plenty of damage if they really wanted to.
Plus, if there was really a war, who do you think those other minorities and the muslims Cuckdeau let in without a proper vetting process will side with?

Daily reminder that Canada didnt even exist until 1867 and the people fighting for the land that would become Canada was the British

Lmao canadian education can't even teach basic history

Me2 user

You are giving a lot of credit to a nation who lives off of gibs from their ex pats who live abroad , if we cut the fishing and transfers back to the Philippines it would cripple their economy and cause enough civil unrest for the Philippines to btfo themselves

You didn’t do shit lol it was Royal Marines fresh from fighting Napoleon.

Can Duterte honestly be stopped by anyone? From my understanding Canada is having some internal problems with Trudeau and the government due to some kind of corruption scandal. Canadian's also seem very low energy but I don't know much about them. I do know that for some ungodly reason Ukrainians are moving there in large numbers.

absolutely basedpilled

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Good. We need a war. Like another user said, we have too many soiboy lefty beta cucks who have never left their comfort zone. A year or two of war should set this shithole country straight.

Canada existed before independence our men and woman along with help from based natives were enough to scare you faggots for the next 200 years ? Your people are pathetic

Every Philippino I know has money problems because they send too much money back.

>Typical leaf tries to win the passive-aggressive way
lul you ain't gonna do shit when those Flips start cutting power lines and sabotaging other shit

>You
Wow how IQ take here you mean I personally was not involved in a war figure over 200 years ago ? British helped but no denying our contributions faggot.

Trudeau is a joke, but what does this video say about the Canadian people?

youtu.be/NLdEYw3ginA

Ukrainians aren't moving here in large numbers, that would be your backyard ziomek.

Who put those little stickers on his face? Canadians?

Well we're fucked then. There's no way we could defeat men led by Duterte. Trudeau would just curl up into a fetal position and cry some more.

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Stop fighting with dumb burgers on a korean anonymous image board. You're making us look like bigger pussies than we already are.

All a war would do is kill off the few remaining brave and only basedboys will be left

Absolutely fucking based

3rd largest Ukrainian settlement in the world next to Ukraine and Russia is Canada.

You'd have to see it to believe it. I see homeless kids every day and $100 would last them months.

L O L

To be fair, doesn't the Philippines send more trash to Canada (immigrants) than vice versa?

I can singlehandedly take on the entire army and win so we're fucked until I join in

Best quote:

Aussie Presenter "All this rubbish, you're like a toilet."

[obvious edit] Asian guy: "We are a toilet" [audio cuts off]

As a leaf, I am grateful for the Aussie people.

That's surprising.

Wish we had Ukrainian immigrants. Better than Pakis to be quite honest
Mentioned Law and Justice. Fucking paladins
youtube.com/watch?v=sWfpFN4tp4s

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Why would Durerte care? Most third world nations know that immigration is a weapon they can use to their advantage. But this is a bold move by him and shows just how weak Canada has become. Again though, I don't know much about Canada internally or even economically but if they're going slapped around like this an internationally humiliated then I can make some speculations.

we can send all the mexicans and natives to canada lol

If the gooks fuck with Canada they will have us to deal with. We will drop a nuke on dutertes monkey head.

oh no terrifying the united kingdom

hmm, I see several possible win-wins here.

First: we exchange their foreign workers for cleaning up the trash - we could even pay them to load the boats as a farewell

Second: Phillippines declares war, and we annex tutorial island. And I get to fly there and and ravish their azn cuties without crossing any borders, and they get our (slightly better) healthcare.

The trick is getting them to kill all the marxists and muslims first.

I'm skeptical Canada has the ability to deal with the problems that Durerte has dealt with internally.

Dude, we would beat you in a war. Have you taken a look at the male population of your country?

>War of 1812
>I, as a leaf, fight so I may remain a slave to my British overlords
Are there any bigger cucks than the canucks?

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NONE
I love Poland so much

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We could obliterate you in minutes. Funny, isn't it?

If the British get involved, its game over for Canada. Brits still think they "won" WWII by giving most of Europe to Stalin, handing over their Empire to everyone they could and turning the British Isles themselves into Pakiland.

With the British involved it would be "well Phillipines, we just beat you militarily, why don't you have British Columbia as compensation?"

Fuck off back there then Pavlov

I am highly skeptical the UK has the back bone to annihilate anything except maybe themselves at this point. your hooligan culture cannot even compete in central or eastern europe anymore and most of our hooligans moved on into politics and national organizations yet still train. Most UK men seem very fat or very soft. I just don't think it's possible for you to engage in any kind of war, especially with such a diverse society back home. Probably would be some kind of uprising.

KEK

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That's exactly it, our government is too cucked to deal with jungle muslims and maoist militants. If anything they would put them all through university and have them teach gender studies in between terrorist attacks

WORLD TRASH WAR 1!
>April 26th, Canada PM Trudeau started World Trash War by scooping up trash in Philippines and sending full container with random addresses all around the world.
>By Anonymous information first containers will be reaching Japan as soon as tomorrow.
>Japan Government responded to these news and are already preparing hot air balloons, says they will wait for good winds to Canada. Japan PM didn't say what's inside those hot air balloon, but one could guess. Anonymous sources says it's granny diapers.

Pakiland... just Google the ethnic demographics of brampton canada

>Brits still think they "won" WWII
We really don't mate. Intellient Brits know the war was won in the east. Stalingrad and many other places I can't pronounce or spell

Canada will lose that war in a day

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And he'd defeat Canada because we all know Canada's philosophy on killing your enemies.

intelligent* I really let myself down there

the prairies are full of them, they came here and got free farms almost a hundred years ago

How loyal are foreign flips to Duterte? If they live in Canada they probably think he's so power mad fascist

Yeah we're pretty pathetic... but at least we aren't sweden just yet

Jesus for a second I thought you responded to my post about pakis

>we all know Canada's philosophy on killing your enemies

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>The names of commissioned ships of the Philippine Navy are prefixed with the letters "BRP", designating "Barko ng Republika ng Pilipinas" (Ship of the Republic of the Philippines).

All you need to do is get some Canadian frogmen to change it to "BRAP" in the night and they'll retreat in shame.

>ww3 starts over dumpster defense

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If you kill your enemies they win.
Just in Trudeau
Hope Queen bails you out

Italy would be my first choice if were to abandon ship. Poland is doing it right, Hungary too although, Viktor is a scary lad.

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>If they live in Canada they probably think he's so power mad fascist
From what I've heard, they support him. They hate druggies too. No one honestly wants a druggie in their family

>low energy

Dude, I do 10k walks and 20 pushups every day

If shit hits the fan, I am ready

Threatening war with canada is like threatening to beat up a severely retarded child.
He doesnt understand what you mean, it would be easy to do, and you know it wont happen because everyone involved would just feel bad when he is crying afterwards.

Based and autismpilled

>Yeah we're pretty pathetic... but at least we aren't sweden just yet
You are worse off, you just don't know it yet.

Flips in Flipland are loyal to Duterte.
Canuck Flips (and other foreign-living Flips in general) are not. They'd turn their back on this country if it meant economic security.

If you've seen Canadian cops and soldiers, there's actually a strong possibility filipinos might steamroll us if we did go to waw. I'm serious.

>flip pig iron
>folded 0 times
vs
>a fucking LEAF

Seriously the flips went hard in Marawi but the frostbacks have (some) equipment from this century and experience in the sandbox. It’d be interesting if Duterte followed through.

That's good I just think Durterte is actually a really great leader for Phillipinnes and would hate to lose him. He brought a lot of stability and combats the cartels.

Come at us you fucking nigger. See what happens.

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>frostbacks
Is this american slang for Canadians?? LOL

Please do it Duturte. Then America will take the land.

>Flips in Flipland are loyal to Duterte.
Based fucking flips. Duterte seems like a good leader. Capable and willing.

No
>You win when you cower in fear

>Pinoy go to war against canada
yeah, with what? Rubber boat with mounted M2 Browning? Doubt that Pinoy can win it

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Be angry about that is retarded it's like getting mad about garbage being put in a dump

Flips are all obese manlets