The Mad lad! >Currently wanted for arrest by the USA >Running for president >fuck tax and shit >fuck hoes does degenerate shit >creates own cartel >buys the Belieze police force >fakes heart attacks >beyond brilliant hacker >invented viruses to sell anti virus software >Lives what he preahes >Looks like a bad ass >about to name (((Satoshi Nakamoto))
That's just scratching, this man is a legend in his own right and I hope he lives forever. Imagine if him and Assange teamed up, they'd be like a Metal Gear Solid villians, probably hack a North Korea nuke or something.
McAfee just doesnt give a fuck, he does this his OWN way. If life is a simulated reality,the reason he keeps get away with shit, is because the creator / game player is in awe of his 'not-giving-a-fuck-abilities.
He'd be baddest Bond villian of all time. I would not be surprised to see him pop up in North Korea and advising Kim Jong Un or something crazy. If I was the NSA, or the CIA I'd be begging this guy to work in-house and come home.
Ayden Peterson
>copraphilia Yes he like a 'hot lunch'. Yes that's completely disgusting and degenerate. But he's based because he doesn't give a fuck and lives life however he wants. He has no NPC programming at all. He's like a glitch in the system.
McAfee gets arrested has drugs, guns and $4,000 cash in his wallet, tells the cop who he is, wanted for murder, been on the run, FBI looking for him. >youtube.com/watch?v=WBcwSOH0-iQ
uh, yeah. and was he programmed to like coprophilia by pornhub or xhamster?
Bentley Adams
I've no idea. He's not my cup of coco but I admire the fact he's carves out his own path. The US or any country for that matter would benefit immensely from a man whose has that level of skill and ability to think outside the box. He's the guy that makes anything possible.
oh, I'd imagine he definitely has a price. The NSA just went in too cheap. He'd also probably want to run things his way.
Jackson Turner
Yay from peepee tape to being shitted on tape. We have only the best here in the US.
Jack Fisher
>(((Satoshi Nakamoto)) KYS Turk.
Jackson Jones
That's what makes American great. Libertarianism and great individuals. It's the reason the UK was started because fuck paying just 2% tax on tea. Remind me, what do you pay now?
Is it true that he has a thing for having goblinas shit in his mouth?
Liam Anderson
I need more sources/background info on this
Ethan Edwards
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Based. You're great John. But aren't you off the shore of the Bahamas right now?
Owen Powell
I am sure I saw him once in a small town off the coast of Brazil.
Was either him or a hobo expat
Logan James
Sounds about right.
Jeremiah Garcia
>I am sure I saw him once in a small town off the coast of Brazil.
I saw John McAfee at a grocery store in Belize. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical inference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Nolan Clark
LOL nice pasta. I wanted to talk to him but he was too busy trying to pick up chicks. He would have probably shot me with a reverse engineered CIA heart attack gun, was probably for the best.
Jeremiah Brown
>I wanted to talk to him but he was too busy trying to pick up chicks. He's on Twitter and does reply to people now and then. He once pwnd my website in a few minutes after I teased him. I was honoured.
Juan Jackson
I want to hear this story, please LOL
>twitter I don't use social media platforms.
Caleb Lopez
Honestly he is miles better than any candidate I've seen in my life. What harm could it do? Shit either gets better, or it gets worse before it gets better. Why the fuck not?
Grayson Williams
>In the future they will use electric money son, money that runs on electricity. Just imagine. >What about power failures?.
Jacob Perry
one thing is for sure, he would have Hillary and Bill whacked on his first day in the oval office. On his second day he would put Mike and Barrack in a human zoo and breed their daughters.
Matthew Davis
> without giving over too many details. I was talking to him about something, and I disagreed with his opinion, so I brought up his penchant for corpraphilla, literally loving shit, explains why he likes 'x' because it's shit too. He took umbridge at this and took down my website related to cryptocurrency 3mins later, with some fuck off message, can't remember exactly what now. I'm not sure how he did it something to do with changing the permissions on a header file on the unsecured version of the site and then gaining access to the root. But fortunately everything was backed up and had to reupload the web app and a copy of the backend DB.
Alexander Myers
I don't know what he stands for, but he'd be the Honkpilled choice for President. Yang is for discord trannies.
Hudson Ward
HAHAHAHAH how marvelous. Something similar happened to me a while back. I was on a forum discussing something with a very strange individual. Guy tells me to shut up or he will shut me down, I tell him "do it, faggot"... 10 seconds later my computer just shut down. I reboot, go back to the forum, and engage the guy again...I was honestly impressed, he shut me down the same way a second time.
I have, to this day, no fucking idea how the guy did that shit.
Landon Turner
It's possible, but tricky, I'd guess he would have to be the site admin to know your IP address, then pwn your router and then your computer. Are you sure he weren't a glow nigger?
Andrew Russell
Probably was a glowfucker. Friend of mine suggested that he may have used a backdoor of some sort, maybe in the processor. It was very impressive. He could have killed my PC but he only wanted to show off his talent I guess, lucky me.
