What exactly is "Beyond Meat" and why is this suddenly everywhere?

IT'S PEOPLE

They're pretty tasty. It's funny seeing all these faggots ITT getting hysterical about what it's made from. Like they're some fucking farm to table assholes that aren't shoving processed foods into their gullets already.

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>why is this suddenly everywhere?
Because you post it.

Pea protein, still has a good deal of phytoestrogens. Soi boys will love it.

It's cardboard. I shit you not.

But being a vegan makers you 100% a faggot.

I'll take a heart attack at 50 over sucking dick anyday.

>t. "American Heart Association"

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This reads like an ad. Humans have been eating meat throughout our entire existence. Your Bernay's bullshit isn't fooling anybody.

Go be a weak pathetic soi boy else where!

literal sawdust and cardboard

>how to serve humans

Heart disease is undeniably the number 1 killer in the country where people on the internet are referred to as "Burgers". Since we're paying anonymously on Jow Forums I'll just assume that you're actually this retarded and not just pretending to be as a joke since that's just as retarded anyways.

It's a product of classic government propaganda:

Find a problem, but instead of taking the time to find a solution, choose the option that sounds best to you and run with it, even if it means restructuring your entire bureaucracy and grant programs to hear what you want to hear. We've seen this with the Mueller Report fiasco, and the same thing has happened with dietary guidelines.

>Beyond Meat

Sounds like the more subliminal messaging from the trans community pushing their agenda again. Why else would they need so many fake sausages?

Burgers are served on buns. Perhaps it's the giant load of both fat and carbohydrate in tandem that is the problem, not the individual macros?

I've only seen them at a restaurant when can I buy it at my local Costco?

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At 48 you’d suck 100 dicks if it meant 10 more years. Don’t lie.

Yes, you’re right. Humans have been eating meat for thousands of years, and they died aged 40-50 from heart disease.

I wait for the day artificial meat is sold for 1/10th of the price of actual meet while tasting exactly the same. That is the only possibility to stop the inexcusable middle-ages tier behavior towards our four-leggo frens

Heart disease is a recent phenomenon. Lifespan is estimated so low due to infant mortality, infection, and violent deaths. In fact, until proper medical science was established, this has been the lifespan of human beings in general.

It’s not an estimate or statistic. Europeans living past the age of 50 was so rare because a lot of them lived off of meat exclusively.

it's a recent phenomenon because it is widely accepted to be able to live past 45.
It's also a recent phenomenon because there had never been a time in human history when people stuffed that much meat up their obese bodies

Only faggots want to live forever..

I had some
It tested acceptable (but it's not meat)
It has a great protein to calories radio

>mfw a reddit-spacing nu/pol/ soigoy tries to shill his veggie pulp near me

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Hard pass from me veggitards

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Enjoy that sudden cardiac arrest. It’s going to be extremely painful and terrifying. in that split second where you’re so scared, you’ll regret eating meat

Could be, idk not a nutritionist. Atkins diet seems pretty memed as much as something like keto or veganism. Imo just so what you want as long as you're eating a somewhat balanced diet. I know with vegan diet a B12 supplement is recommended, especially if you're a retard who only eats like Oreos.

A few local grocery stores have them around me. Winn-Dixie, Whole Foods. You can always try asking them to stock it too if you're really curious. Honestly it tastes like a Burger King burger, tasty but not anything to write home about.

Did Euros have the current medical tech and knowledge all throughout pre-industrial history?
Estimated red meat consumption has decreased in the past half century while the rate of heat disease has increased. Processed food consumption has a better correlative result.

Which “tech” do we have today that stops heart disease?

Oh yeah that one where they cut your heart out and stitch it, ensuring you will never be the same.

Have fun with that, hope that hotdog was worth it.

And whilst on that meat-filled diet humans became the most successful species this planet has ever produced.

I've had the Beyond Meat burger at A&W and it was actually pretty good.

As opposed to vegans or who are immortal superhumans?

You really are only equipped with a hammer.

>you’ll regret eating meat
If that's the biggest regret I've got when I'm dying, then I've lived a pretty good life, faggot.

What if the burgers in fast food restaurants have always been made like this?

Ronald McDonald is a clown.
Whopper is slang for a big lie.

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Nigger there is a huge leap between what we were doing 15000 years ago v. today. You might as well just stop sitting on veganism or w/e and just shit on agriculture as a concept.

If you lived in a village, and decided to slaughter a pig, you didn't have anywhere to keep excess meat, outside of winter time. So everything got cooked and used then and there.

It also reduces your risk of living healthy by 60%

Why do vegans insist on creating meat substitutes that taste like shit when there are plenty of vegan dishes that taste fine and aren't processed to shit?

Wasn't there a law change recently about vegetarian meat substitutes having to change their names?

it has a strangely sweet taste. it's texture is not as firm as meat. has close to the same saturated fat as meat, but sodium is much lower. you would think fiber content would be very high since it is plant based, but it's not. protein content is similar to meat. seems like it contains a lot of fillers. i tried this product, doubt i will try it again.

>Going vegan reduces your risks for heart disease by 60%.
no it doesnt

>you need to eat bugs and indigestible plant fiber, goyim
>otherwise you will die and destroy the entire planet

>there are plenty of vegan dishes that taste fine
evidently not

When you're schizophrenic, everything is a lie.

throwing some patties on even though its 8am. Fuck you.

EU only

>your heart is a muscle.

>meat contains nutrients, proteins and enzymes that plant based foods cannot provide.

>your body will start to slowly consume its own muscles in order to get nuritends to "survive"

>this leads to muscular deterioration, resulting in deformities,atheritus, gout, loss of breath and even heart failure

>your body literally kills its vital organs because you starve it with your 100% plant based diet

>"muh 60% heart disease decrease"

Show tits or GTFO

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Looks like the shit I took this morning.