I think my niece wants to fuck

She stayed over a couple weeks ago. I needed to use the restroom so I knocked on the door and instead of just yelling through the door she opened it wearing a towel. I didn't really think much of it until later that night when I mentioned that I needed to go to sleep (we were chilling in my room) she said gross and didn't leave until after I had gone to take a shower because she wouldn't leave and I was kinda nasty from work. At a family function recently she was playing with my hair in front of her girlfriend and my other niece but nothing really interesting happened or was said about that. I never really thought about her like that until that night where she stayed at my place though.
does my niece want to fuck?

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Probably. Get sum dat cunny bitch boi

Probably just an idiot that didn’t see any context, like a lamp. Play with a lamp when you’re absolutely bored or whatever but you don’t think “oh I should fuck this lamp enough to make it flicker for two days”, no. No one does that except odd fucks looking to get electrocuted. Family is somewhat like lamps, some aren’t as bright as others but you shouldn’t fuck them even if they’re wearing a sign that says “probably won’t electrocute you!”
Don’t fuck your niece.

as a bonafide uncle fucker,,,

yeah sounds like some shit i would do so probably

no you asshole lol she’s just comfortable around you

>Family / lamp analogy
i like the way you think

Doesn't matter what she wants
Don't fuck her unless you hate her family

Kek

This is what I want to hear but post above is probably what I should do. In that case did you make a move on your uncle or did he make a move on you?

is pic related your niece? goddamn

I guess it's possible, but it's more likely that she acts this way around all men because she thinks it's normal. I've met lots of girls like that. They're perpetually confused why guys think they're coming on to men all the time. They don't realize that they've normalized acting provocatively.

So wait are you not blood related to your niece
or do we not care about that?

no but quite similar

Blood relation but im only kind of anti incest. Niece is probably a bit too close but given how long our culture has dissuaded that type of behavior it's probably not super problematic. It's a dangerous line to walk in humans but it's the exact same as purebreeding. That one branch of jews with 115 average iq is super inbred but other highly inbred groups usually exhibit sub 90 average iq's so It's something I might be willing to gamble on especially since we have a mixture of indian, european, and irish blood.

hey man, here's my tip, don't fuck your niece

wtf you sound creepy af bro LOL

YOU are that creepy uncle at family functions. LOL

This

>indian
( ' L ' )

Yeah betray your brother and have sex with the next closest thing to your daughter. Be a mindless chimpanzee.

>especially since we have a mixture of indian,
Ah, I'm starting to get the picture.

probably yea but im the fav uncle

I've considered that but this brother has really only ever been a detriment to me. He's a bit nicer now but still never helped me out.

>european, and irish blood.
m8, Ireland is in Europe.

Well you sound like a complete fuck up anyway so it's not like you can make your life any worse.

only because those dirty mongrels took it over while we were starving from the potato famine

you're telling me you saw her with a towel, then she slept in your room and then played with her hair and you think that means she wants to fuck you?

she did open her shorts and look at her puss while we were talking too. I would prefer that it be the case that she doesn't because of the dangers involved but I don't think I'd be able to stop her if she came onto me pretty hard.

sounds like you want to fuck her.
ask her an ambiguous question.
like "wanna fuck (up) something real hard?" pointing at something to destroy; idk... some vase (make it something better, more natural)
wanna fuck real hard? (waiting for reaction) hand her over a glass and tell her: could you open this for me? i failed so far.
something along those lines...

>"wanna fuck (up) something real hard?"
>wanna fuck real hard?
user this is horrible

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freudian misspelling.
but dont bring it on if you are not academic.

no, those questions are horrible lol. what are they gonna achieve other than a restraining order

Pic related?

Anyway, got more of her, no matter who she is?

Are you trying to indirectly justify fucking your niece? What kind of wacko hillbilly fuck are you?

lmao thats definitely not going to work and my thought process about these kinds of things is basically just an understanding of myself as it pertains to my darker attributes. As such I will not initiate anything or even take "hints"
I'm honestly kind of scared that she might want to because I know that I wouldn't be able to resist if she really wants to enough to come onto me. Like if she cuddles up on me and does anything mildly inappropriate ill definitely be found out by her.

he wants to know if she wants to fuck him.
the only way to find out is by asking her.
you do not give him service by telling him what to do. and to make him afraid of the consequences of finding out.
this is you trying to interpret him from your point of view. you can only interpret by misinterpreting.

also he did not say he wants to fuck her.

>Pic related?
Not OP but let's be honest here, there a 99% chance that this is not the girl lol

so you want to prevent to fuck her.
this is different.
i would tell the parents and make sure she does not come near me.
she is a pretty woman, she is young and i would honestly communicate my concerns with as many people as possible in order to avoid it and make sure it is not going to happen.
this increases social pressure also on her.
also i am a weirdo. solving things in my own weird way.

user I'm gonna be honest with you here: Don't do it.

If you're willing to fuck your niece then you're probably willing to fuck any other woman. Just get a prostitute or find a girl for a one night stand or something, because once you fuck your niece there's no going back. No reset or undo button, both of you will remember it forever and it will haunt you and make every future encounter with her (at family functions or ever funerals) very awkward.

Just fap it off

He brought up the question that implies an ulterior motive. It's obvious he's trying to hide his desire to fuck his niece by displacing the responsibility to her in the framing of his question. I don't think I'm attributing my perceptions to anything he said, OP is obviously inclined to fuck his niece and now it's a matter of whether he wants to go through with it or not.

Which one of these tell you she wants to fuck
dont fucking do it man

>Family is somewhat like lamps, some aren’t as bright as others
Wow

Opening her pants means nothing lol. You’re def over thinking it.

But you really tryna fuck your niece. Go for it retard, you can’t be a fuck up if you’re already one.

BRUh do not tell her parents. Just keep your distance and rub one out before meeting her at family functions or anywhere

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>my niece is comfortable around me
> she must want to fuck
Pls be a larp.

Also, never have kids.