Such a lonely loser my female friends have started giving me dating advice I didn't ask for

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I've never had a female friend in 30 years.

You are clearly not able to pull it off yourself so accept help and ask them to set you up with someone.

kill yourself, schizo degenerate

>dating advice
>from girls
You don't ask the fish how it got caught. You ask the fisherman.

How many girls have you asked on date this year?

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>You don't ask the fish how it got caught. You ask the fisherman.
Bad analogy. The fisherman just waited for the fish to come along.

This

Who the fuck is that girl on the left

Wrong. A good fisherman knows which bait to use, the right time to fish, how to read the water, and has the patience to wait for a bite.

>and has the patience to wait for a bite.
That's what I meant. There is more luck than skill in fishing, unless you have a fishfinder in which case it's cheating. A good fisherman knows if you want to catch fish you gotta use a net or if you just want to eat fish it's cheaper just to buy it.

You said a fisherman just had to "wait for a bite" when there is more that goes into it than that. Like I said, choosing the right bait and the right spot to fish, for instance.

What the fuck is triangle gaze

look at each eye and then mouth in the pattern of a triangle. It's an initiation into kissing. Preferably you be holding her at the hips first. aim hands for hips and lower back at all times for sexy times.

I diagnose you with retard.

personal experience example
I help cougar with vehicle, she goes to walk past me as im leaned against her car, I gently put my hand in her way at her waist, she easily moved into my full grasp at each side of her hips, I sleepy eye triangle gaze her, we make out, I fucked her for like 5 months.

Tell them to date you then if they wanted to help you. Bet it would shut them up quick.

Cringe

Was she already interested in you?

obviously, this isn't some stupid magical set up like what pua's say it's just how you actually go from being mutually attracted to fucking which is what these people are having problems with. It's not that women don't like you, it's that you're not progressing things because you're either a bitch or you're doing it in super weird ways that then turns them off. I also don't know why you would say cringe about triangle gaze, I was doing it before I knew what it was. It's the natural body language of people that want to make out. It would probably suffice just to do up down from eyes to mouth. It's really just about eye contact = emotional attachment and looking at lips = sexual attraction

what does it mean when my female cousins always ask if i have a girlfriend yet? and they do this individually at separate times, i would unerstand it was just bantz in a group setting. no i dont have one but what do they care?

i understand having female friends is important but how do you "keep them as contacts"

im not on facebook and only recently picked up snapchat. i have female freinds that i talk to at work daily and they are super cool but i cant think of a way to ever get their "contacts", even if its under the context of just being friends which is actually what i want

are you actually just describing co-workers user? They're not really friends if you only chill at work they're just friendly co-workers.

If they're friends outside of work the idea is that you should probably just treat them like normal friends and you don't let them treat you like a boyfriend without benefits. Yea, sure, hang out 1-3 times a week for a cpl hours or so. Go together to group social functions that actually interest you. Don't let them keep you up at 2 in the morning complaining about bullshit or whatnot and don't be buying them shit. I would probably not even text them other than as it relates to actual plans. You should be too busy exercising yourself physically and mentally to be having idle chat all the damn time.

from the way you narrativize your life and talk about yourself you seem to have low self-esteem. Honestly there's no point trying to get a girlfriend if youre too afraid to open up to anyone. work on becoming a happier person, happier towards yourself primarily, before expecting to form strong and healthy bonds. The use of the word "becoming" in the last sentence is a little paradoxical. It's more about accepting yourself entirely as you already are, not trying to "change" per se.

my bad i guess thats what i meant to ask
i have tons of friendly coworkers that i hang and chill with at work all the time, and what i am asking is kinda pathetic but how do i go about becoming their friend outside of work?

this isnt even a girl question because i dont know how to do it with male coworkers that i really like either. im not desperate or friendless either because i have like a bunch of lifelong friends that i still hang with but i guess i forgot how we even became freinds lol

well, you could offer to smoke pot with them. If they have any similar interest you just start checking schedules and plan an event. If that seems a bit much for you socially just wait for an event to be talked about and then ask if you can go. As soon as there's a reason for you meet up outside of work you basically have to have their number for that so it's super normal when you then ask for their number. Honestly the way that I made most of my friends from work is just trying to find pot and then smoking with them and playing games or drinking brews. It's probably healthier just to not have friends though and not really drink and smoke which is what more of what i've started to do of late.

No. Never listen to women about things relating to women, or just stuff in general. They are mental children.

oh i understand what ur saying, basically when the situtation comes up where we all need to do something together from work then and there i will need their number and if i dont have it just casually ask for it right?

this sounds good but the issue with this is that 99% of my coworkers fell for the marriage with kids meme so they are fucked with free time and im not into drugs and alcohol personally

i appreciate the advice though you have the right idea

I haven't asked any out yet, it's far more difficult than you make it out to be.

>difficult
Elaborate? What is difficult is asking a girl of she wants to icecream and park on weekend?

This image is accurate for me. Why would I "have to improve?" Where is this moral duty coming from? Kant, are you in there?

Not having a girlfriend is an obvious reason why they think you need help

You dont have to do anything. Feel free to lay down on the street and let normies flip coins into your hat. But then complain nobody wants to have anything common with you.

You might try church and then small groups or just go start shooting hoops, If you're there first most people that show up with a crew will invite you into the game as opposed to bitching at you to get off the court. That's a decent way to make some friends. Church is better for chaste ladies. In todays day and age it's tough to be a moderate. Either people are super left druggies, libertarian druggies, or super chaste christians. You just got to get into a hobby and go do that hobby where the hobbyists are for friends and there will probably be a couple females there if that's what you're really looking for.

Why are you on this board then?

not op
what's hilarious to me is that im not looking for a gf right now. I'll get the question "I bet you have a gf user?" nope "why not?" cuz i have a terrible personality. They fucking eat that shit up and start to like me even more like wtf. Definitely bitches be chasing bad boys so well text a little and theyll disgust me so I ghost before we even fuck.

Not yet, but probably eventually. For now mommy is taking care of me. I don't complain no one is interested in me. I do poke fun at that fact though.
Because baiting normies is easy and entertaining

No girls around where I live.

Where do you live? How big population is in your nearest city and how far is it?

Too far (couple of hours with car, hour more with bus, I don't have a car).

Non US.

There are only granny aged women here.

>passing up on literal free pussy
what seems to be the problem?

So you avoided my question entirely so you dont have to say
>i live next to 300 000 population city and my schizo brain convinced me there are no women my age there
Well played loser.

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They're just upset that all their attempts end in not girlfriend.

Which eventually hurts their self esteem.

How would a girl feel if no guy ever thought they were cute or hot? Go a good 20 years and all her Male friends just need help cleaning or playing video games. Eventually I think it would make her feel bad about herself.

There are a couple reasons they might do this.

One, do you want to fuck any of them? Do you think any of them want to fuck you? Are the ones that want to fuck you, taken?

This is going to sound crazy but if a girl wants to fuck you, but still likes her bf, she will actually want you to date someone to take you off the fuck list.

It also allows her to be with you more because then she has plausible deniability.

"Me, fuck Robert? Robert is dating Rachel, he'd never want me."

It's all this appearance shit they worry about that men dont.

Also, if you are eye fucking any of then but they care about you, they might try to hook you up with someone to eliminate the awkwardness.

As for taking their advice, well, female advice on dating is never going to be 100% what you need. They are going to hide 25% of the truth out of shame. Women are all ashamed of some part of their sexuality.

Like, say you get along with a girl great but she wont date you. Female friends will give you this long list of whatever on why. About how you're a great guy and you just aren't her style, maybe she will change her mind, dont worry about it, etc.

The blunt truth is she does not think you are hot and she does not want to fuck you. She might think you are ugly.

They are not going to tell you this.

Why are girls so mean and hurt my feelings?

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My dick and that pic, who are they?

Because they perceive you as mean. You are naturally bigger and 1000 years ago you might get away with beating or raping them.

I want a gf so I can suck her milkies.

There are only a couple of cities in the whole country that are 300k+, the one that is 3 hours away is not even 50k.

Anyway how am I supposed to go there anyway with no car, the bus is too expensive to go for anything more than once a month.

Wait around a store at night and stab someone to death as they're about to get back in their car.