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the best thing about this picture is they just assumed because it's a hot ass white woman with big ass titties it must be a good statue
It is a good statue. Capturing fabric like that in a sculpture is pretty impressive.
bretty good youtu.be
Sculpt seethrough clothing, go ahead ill wait.
It's actually very well made, albeit a little Chinese-y in the face (as in cheap looking, the chinese seem to have a hard time with sculpting faces)
It is good, pisses me off
-t. sculptor
>this is called "art"
>this is victory
so cringy
Literally a bland rude depiction of a woman that looks like a very unappealing cgi 3D model
Its 70-80%, actually. Its that bad.
Except it's not a CGI 3d model it's a hand sculpted piece of art you absolute french faggot
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
I genuinely missed you
so fucking what?
style is equally important as carftmanship and this is devoid of any style and identity
it looks like concept art for some crappy video game
typical gook art
I'd put this in my yard sure but calling it superior art is retarded
Its clay or something similar right? Doesn't look like marble
I saw one recently where a female driver parks, hits the wrong pedal, crashes over a curb and through a diner window, mows over multiple people, reverses, hits the wrong pedal again, and reruns the people over a second time. It's good but I'm struggling to find it.
nice, beat me to it this time
The day of rake is coming your snail eating leafboi
It is a good statue, the detail is fantastic stupid commie flaggot.
Tradfags make me fucking cringe.
Enough
Found it. t= 5:24
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>skyscrapers
>western civilization
lol
Well the prominent nose bridge and brow are entirely not Asian features. Also big tits... C'mon. It looks really good, except the face doesn't look like a real person. It's like a hot model's face. She couldn't capture beauty without making it superficial hotness. That's why it's shit art. She has technical skill but gaudy Chinese taste, the two commenters are even worse. Some generic statue impresses them. The masses are hopeless.
kek. thanks for expressing my feelings better than I could ever hope to, daddy.
>Naggar
No doubt
that's not funny.
Colour me surprised
What are those called? I can't remember.
Bay leaf
White power rangers
bay leaf
my fellow christians
Me too Nigel, me too.
Sounds like a Canadian living in California
The leaf returns,rejoice to all
Enlighten us as to what isn't cringe then, Pajeet
>lmao whypeepo don't like spice n sheeeiiiit
>dafuk dis dried ass leaf doin in my food fuckin where my free shit muh fuka
Bay leaf.
That sounds like the worst white person ever.
A lot of stuff, but not that tweet, nor many of the things those kinds of fags say.
bailiff
Kek
Love the nipples
this sculpture is good damn ugly. It‘s solid craftsmanship but there is no expression it’s dead. Build like modern chinese state approved art. Kinda like the ugly mechanical statues of the third reich. It’s nothing like the greek masterpieces or the beautiful art of the renaissance.
fuck modern women. How do you not know what a fucking bay leaf is.
But chinks don"t have any soul, they just don't feel the art.
It's just clay.
Leaf poster returns, how was your holiday?
>Capturing fabric like that in a sculpture is pretty impressive.
Oh user, if you only knew the tricks we use to make it look like we did something hard when we didn't. It's supposed to look like stone, but it's bronze, and the original was simply wax. You can buy sheets of it that drape just like fabric when warm, then set solid and you build a mold around it, melt the wax and pour in metal, then patina the surface to look like any material you want.
All I see is another chink stealing white techniques to make money.
lol
That picture speaks thousands words.
What is this?
it's good art you silly faggots
don't let your politics blind you
>"dork ass losers"
>dork ass
God why
Pretty thicc but the tits aren't that good.
god, fuck you. pretending to be a connoisseur of the fine arts on fucking Jow Forums. It's a good statue.
Wait, are you laughing because he thought it was clay, or because I knew it was bronze?
This is what I do, faggot. I know bronze when I see it.
Bayleef
If only you actually spoke English.
lmao wtf
I was starting to worry that you died. Latvia had to take or for you in the last two threads.
my first starter :)