Brit/pol/ CUK party Edition

>BREAKING: 1922 executive have rejected changing the rules of the Conservative Party to allow a fresh vote of no confidence in Theresa May. She remains safe - from that kind of challenge - until December.
twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1121085880293367808

>Change UK candidate in Islamophobia row after Muslim terrorist and Tommy Robinson comments emerge
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/change-uk-launch-nora-mulready-islam-muslims-tommy-robinson-a8883946.html

>Beefeater pub cancels booking for controversial MEP candidate Carl Benjamin after pressure from protesters
bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/carl-benjamin-bristol-pub-cancel-2790513

>After Trump tweet, UK spy agency says claim it spied on Trump is utterly ridiculous
reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-espionage/after-trump-tweet-uk-spy-agency-says-claim-it-spied-on-trump-is-utterly-ridiculous-idUSKCN1S01J0

>Peterhead paedophile jailed for more than 40 years for abuse in America
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-48036512

>Abolish TV Licence
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/231342

>Retired naval chief criticises gender neutral ships
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-48037933

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ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh tommey tommey
tommey tommey tommey tommey robinson

A FAKKIN CHOYLD

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REMINDER
I win

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Ngubu

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(cheers and wooping from the crowd as seinfeld intro music plays in the background)

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If only

Loser

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REMINDER
When it's time to party we will always party hard

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why are you so envious that I party hard and prove the doubters to be nothing but envious sconners?

>Bristol Antifacists did not respond to a further request for comment, however Bristol Sisterhood - a feminist collective consisting mostly of migrants to the UK who vocally opposed his visit to the city - stated: "Carl Benjamin's policies and hate speech attack our ideology and our integrity. For this reason we consider it necessary to manifest ourselves and try to combat it."

Have you manifested yourself today, brit/pol/?

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>After Trump tweet, UK spy agency says claim it spied on Trump is utterly ridiculous
I find the denial ridiculous
>The allegations that GCHQ was asked to conduct ‘wire tapping’ against the then President Elect are nonsense
So, you did it without being asked then eh?

I hope Gerard Batten loses his 250kpa MEP gig

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I've won

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Brit/pol/ required reading.

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see
and

Good job, boys

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wait, isnt cokeposter the mong who got bullied on here because he was bragging about using deliveroo?

So what's CUK's platform

PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY

Why aren't these climate cunts throwing bricks at the Chinese embassy?

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Can't wait for Tommy's bus to come around

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Weed is for pathetic LARPcels who think they own the game. Have a line.

Change UK want everything to stay the same, oddly

It's right there in their acronym

Too much like hard work.
You know what lad, I pay £5 a month for exclusively renewable electricity, 'cos if there is a 5% chance climate change is man made that's good odds in my mind.
I wonder what these climate cunts actually do on a personal level?

Clean your nails you basement dwelling paki

The state of them. I dunno if I can vote for a gang of YouTube fags

That would be racist. Or they are Anarcho-Primitivists and western chauvinists whom want to see the brown people suffer under toxic fumes.

>not voting bnp

ONIONS

Has Dank not realised he's a third wheel yet?

Do they even still exist? I haven't seen a candidate for ages.

Kek, perhaps, it does seem lefties are able to shit on Asians with much more ease in my experience.

to go back to this really horrible era of politics where nobody believed anything and all politicians were the same, 1990-2015

£5 a month?

youtu.be/WccfbPQNMbg

Start buying guns.

not even bothered to wear a suit or cut his scraggly beard. pathetic emo kid who never grew up.

If they promise to install solar panels on every house I'll think about it

Yup, used to be like 3p a unit, now 60 sobs a year, which is much cheaper as a I use computers as a form of central heating.

*BANG BANG*
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*BANG BANG BANG*
*BANG BANG*

CAM ON YOO LADS CAM ON NORF F.C

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start going outside

That's improbable
the drugs you're buying is impossible
'cash cash is nominal
you risked it all and that's illogical
I can't understand how you can think that you're the man
because of you coke poster, our thread is sinking in quicksand
so I'm saying man
your posting must end
pack it up in the Benz and start your own thread.

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count "im nearly homeless but ignore the 200k i got on patreon" dankula

But it's raining

Good luck to him, sounds like a salt mine investment desu.

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sunny here lad.
im unironically just sitting in the back garden waiting for the norf fc v norf fc game in 20 minutes

Immediately what I thought when that Swedish girl blamed us for not doing enough on climate change. Why the fuck isn't she raging at China?

Of course he has a white wife. His self loathing is so transparent

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LUKAKU
HE'S OUR BELGIAN SCORING GENIUS
WITH A 24 INCH PENIS
SCORING ALL THE GOALS
BELL-END BY HIS TOES

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LMAO this is actually real
thank Christ i never liked football, it's a "sport" for poors by the global elite

>I work in a factory
Nah looks more like you just fingered your arse to trap porn

i bet reddit loved this post. have a gold, kind stranger!

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COOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEE OOONNN YAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
MANCHAAAAAAAASTAAAAAHHHH IS REEEDDDD

This is fucking clown world on steroids, the UK produces barely 1% of climate emissions ffs.

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Horrific job interview stories.

Post them now.

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>Question Time line-up tomorrow
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>greta

implying anyone of you wouldnt

OI YA ORUNJ CUNT I’LL AV YA

SIMPLE AS

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Holy fuck that's boring

No one needs to hear virgin sobbing you mong.

>an actor from LOTR on a political show

REEEEEE DON’T RUIN GIMLI PLEASE

I almost have as much contempt for user's that watch it as I do for the panellists.

I was once interviewing a guy who was so nervous he puked.

my occupation didn't require a interview for me

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yeh but still needs to be done. honestly a new conservative party needs to form with a strong focus on environmentalism that finally breaks the taboo and makes the point that a threat of force is going to be needed to save our planet from the third world.

will only need france , germany and uk to say if you emit this much carbon it will concidered an act of war against us

I’ve interviewed people before and seeing some of them makes me nervous of having an interview myself

>So what are you skills
>"errrrr...... i... i-i errr....i dunno"

Because the west is about to implement Chinese style surveillance and is getting their help to put it in to place

I was once denied an interview after I'd said something to the woman on the phone and her supervisor completely misinterpreted the meaning of it and thought I was being rude.

This was about 7 years ago so I don't remember what it was exactly.

pagans are disgusting degenerates

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Totally agree, let's go nuclear fuck the third world.

Gimli thinks you can't exchange people from a different culture and still have western values. He's against mass immigration

what a shitty panel lmao

Stop sobbing and get a life you virgnins.

Guy says he got a maths degree a number of years ago.
I trying to strike a rapport "Yeah I can appreciate that, I'm doing a lot of mathematics in my graphics work, very complex stuff"
A few days later "Sorry user, apparently you insulted the interviewer by dismissing his degree"
I told a friend about it and he summed it up well enough "I guess you weren't sucking his dick enough huh"

Eh, I work somewhere better now anyway.

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gek

He's pro-leave and anti-mass Muslim immigration, as well as being converted from being a student lefty by Thatcher shutting down his heckles.

This
What the fuck would actually change if the U.k and/or Germany and other European powers fully convert to renewable energy? Their Influences on the climate is miniscule and would change virtually nothing.
Also, how is this so bad exactly? The north will get warmer so more land and power for Europeans and the lands below the equator get hot, So nigger land becomes inhabitable and they reduce their numbers.
Anyways, it is clear who people should point fingers at

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sorry to break it you guys but stonehenge was built by the turks

bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47938188

Can read that two ways.
I'm going to go with; France already has, Germany is laughably falling short after their ex-physicist chancellor who knows better didn't try and convince the populous that nuclear aversion is low IQ FUD.

I heard china is actually quite good with regards the state of it's energy generation tech, and puts the mutts to shame, but don't remember the sauce.

After reading this it's clear Beefeater cancelled due to aggression from antifa. Are they really that stupid that they don't notice that they are the brown shirts with their behaviour.

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stop acting like scotland doesn't have a deficit worse than greece you salty cunt

so china is mordor, basically

That show is getting even worse than it was now that Dimbleby's gone

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Joanna Zbroniec
i quite like this bird
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Earl Grey > English Breakfast

I will fight you

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NOW U DUN IT WITH YOUR 'ATE SPEECH!
SIMPLE AS!

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one time i turned up for an interview early, and i had a kebab so i thought id just turn up. i waited in the lounge area and really needed a shit. so i went to their bathroom, and after i still had 20 minutes left so i had a wank after in the cubicle. the sound was playing because i didnt think anyone else was there, but the cubicle next to me was my interviewer.

so he came out just after i did, stinking of shit and wank stains on my light grey trousers i forgot to wipe, he looked absolutely disgusted at me.

i went to the interview, and he refused and turned me away

>apparently you insulted the interviewer by dismissing his degree
what a cuck

WHO ARE YOU SUPPORTIN LADS: CITY OR UNITED ?